Current Events > I forgot to wash my hands before going to the bathroom after handling some Heinz

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ketchup. I was preparing some hotdogs and had to piss like a fire hydrant and oh my god it burns so bad

I used to laugh at people who also cooked with spices and touched their genitals before washing their hands. But now I see it's no joke I'm gonna die
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literally ketchup
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Shut the fuck up
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Update: almond milk is nowhere near as effective as non-vegan milk
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