Poll of the Day > Oh no. I just saw a camel cricket in the bathroom

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papercup 07/12/18 2:04:51 AM #1:	halp --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:904927561] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>halp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 07/12/18 2:09:38 AM #2:	Be a man and put it under a cup to starve so you can safely throw it away 3 weeks later. --- "Everyone knows the law doesn't matter if it's a little kid breaking it!" ~TheOrangeMisfit on 1 year olds <cite>Yellow posted [p:904927673] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>Be a man and put it under a cup to starve so you can safely throw it away 3 weeks later.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 07/12/18 2:49:12 AM #3:	Yellow posted... Be a man and put it under a cup to starve so you can safely throw it away 3 weeks later. Make sure there's a book on top so that it can't escape the cup. Also, use a clear cup so you can see it. If you can't see it, it will escape... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:904928742] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Be a man and put it under a cup to starve so you can safely throw it away 3 weeks later.</quote> Make sure there's a book on top so that it can't escape the cup. Also, use a clear cup so you can see it. If you can't see it, it will escape...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 07/12/18 3:43:12 AM #4:	Pfff, at least you're just dealing with a cricket. I'm being terrorized by a moth. Here's a reenactment of the events thus far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oouSL6cbCM" data-time=" --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:904929968] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>Pfff, at least you're just dealing with a cricket. I'm being terrorized by a moth. Here's a reenactment of the events thus far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oouSL6cbCM" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/12/18 5:13:06 AM #5:	Theyre big but theyre not mean --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:904931724] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>Theyre big but theyre not mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
papercup 07/12/18 7:17:52 AM #6:	Zeus posted... Pfff, at least you're just dealing with a cricket. I'm being terrorized by a moth. Here's a reenactment of the events thus far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oouSL6cbCM" data-time=" Dude camel crickets are nasty. They're like 2-4 inches big, and they'll jump at your face. And they'll chew through anything, even each other. And you never have just 1, there's probably hundreds of them hiding all over the place. --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:904934041] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Pfff, at least you're just dealing with a cricket. I'm being terrorized by a moth. Here's a reenactment of the events thus far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oouSL6cbCM" data-time="</quote> Dude camel crickets are nasty. They're like 2-4 inches big, and they'll jump at your face. And they'll chew through anything, even each other. And you never have just 1, there's probably hundreds of them hiding all over the place.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BubbleGumCrisis 07/12/18 8:16:20 AM #7:	They are harmless, pick it up and take it outside. --- Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, and Carlos Mencia are the unholy trinity of mediocre comedians making America severely not funny. - Some guy. <cite>BubbleGumCrisis posted [p:904935448] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>They are harmless, pick it up and take it outside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
papercup 07/12/18 8:44:17 AM #8:	BubbleGumCrisis posted... They are harmless, pick it up and take it outside. I think you mean kill it with fire. --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:904936298] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote><cite>BubbleGumCrisis posted...</cite> <quote>They are harmless, pick it up and take it outside.</quote> I think you mean kill it with fire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 07/12/18 1:12:21 PM #9:	Had those at my old place in KY. Had no idea wHat they were, being from Chicago, and thought gigantic spiders were invading. --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. <cite>RedPixel posted [p:904949322] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>Had those at my old place in KY. Had no idea wHat they were, being from Chicago, and thought gigantic spiders were invading.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 07/12/18 1:23:06 PM #10:	RIP --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:904949888] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>RIP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vocedelmorte 07/12/18 1:32:53 PM #11:	I went and googled camel crickets and it says you need to set up reservoirs of soapy water and they will go drown themselves. Cause apparently they love water, but also too dumb <cite>vocedelmorte posted [p:904950469] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>I went and googled camel crickets and it says you need to set up reservoirs of soapy water and they will go drown themselves. Cause apparently they love water, but also too dumb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/12/18 1:35:02 PM #12:	It just wants a friend. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:904950584] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>It just wants a friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 07/12/18 1:37:12 PM #13:	maybe you have a cave underneath your home. --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:904950701] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote>maybe you have a cave underneath your home.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 07/12/18 5:09:08 PM #14:	papercup posted... BubbleGumCrisis posted... They are harmless, pick it up and take it outside. I think you mean kill it with fire. Oh, that's your solution for everything! --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:904963297] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote><cite>papercup posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BubbleGumCrisis posted...</cite> <quote>They are harmless, pick it up and take it outside.</quote> I think you mean kill it with fire.</quote> Oh, that's your solution for everything!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/12/18 5:13:53 PM #15:	Nade Duck posted... maybe you have a cave underneath your home. Free basement! --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:904963563] in Oh no. I j... [t:76799364]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nade Duck posted...</cite> <quote>maybe you have a cave underneath your home.</quote> Free basement!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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