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DevsBro
07/11/18 8:32:34 AM
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Imagine being such an underachiever, you write the lyrics and then you're just like "meh it's fine like this"

It's like bing a bus driver who only uses the gas pedal. No brake, no steering wheel, no turn indicators. And you call yourself, like, a bus poet or something.
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catboy0_0
07/11/18 8:38:27 AM
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I harp my lyre
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Touch
07/11/18 8:40:00 AM
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Imagine being a poet

And not even knowing it
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DarthWendy
07/11/18 8:41:43 AM
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Alas, poor TC... I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
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DevsBro
07/11/18 8:51:39 AM
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Poetry is dumb

Poems are half-done music

What a waste of time
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DarthWendy
07/11/18 8:53:03 AM
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Is that a haiku ?
Weeb !
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catboy0_0
07/11/18 8:53:14 AM
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I'm a blunder achiever
a bootstopha reala
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/11/18 8:53:20 AM
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when i was five
i went fishing with my family
my dad caught a turtle
my mom caught a snapper
my brother caught a crab
i caught a whale

that night we ate crab
the next night we ate turtle
the next night we ate snapper
the next night we ate whale
the next night we ate whale
the next night we ate whale
the next night we ate whale
the next night we ate whale
the next night we ate whale
the next night we ate whale
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DevsBro
07/11/18 8:57:21 AM
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DarthWendy posted...
Is that a haiku ?
Weeb !

Hey look I didn't mean to do this thing.
It's not like this can't happen on its own.
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AlisLandale
07/11/18 8:58:11 AM
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I tried poetry club once. One of the girls got really clingy. Kept talking about how much she loved knives.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/11/18 8:58:38 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
I tried poetry club once. One of the girls got really clingy. Kept talking about how much she loved knives.

did you ask her if she likes daggers
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DarthWendy
07/11/18 9:02:34 AM
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DevsBro posted...
DarthWendy posted...
Is that a haiku ?
Weeb !

Hey look I didn't mean to do this thing.
It's not like this can't happen on its own.

I highly doubt it.
You don't just pull a haiku.
Not out of thin air.
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DevsBro
07/11/18 9:05:51 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
I tried poetry club once. One of the girls got really clingy. Kept talking about how much she loved knives.

That's all well and good
You tell it like you should
Now can we go back where we were at
I'd like it if we...

DAMMIT!
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