Current Events > Scenario: You're getting food when it's knocked out of your hands by this man.

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I'd Johnny cage his ass then get some cheap shots in while he's clutching his junk.

I really really really want to get into a fight with someone way bigger and tougher than me at some point just to see if I could win with the dirtiest of dirt. Kick to the balls, gouge the eyes, maybe biting, but that's both gross to me and pretty dangerous to them.

If I kick Brock Lesnar in the dick, he's gotta go down right? Or at the very least there's no way he can catch me if I run after that. Unless I'm dealing with one of those crazy monks who train their testicles to lift shit and get smashed.
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GameGodOfAll posted...

I really really really want to get into a fight with someone way bigger and tougher than me at some point just to see if I could win with the dirtiest of dirt.

erm...

you feeling ok buddy?
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