Current Events > Scenario: You're getting food when it's knocked out of your hands by this man.

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UnfairRepresent 07/10/18 6:52:18 PM #1:	You're out with your girlfriend picking up some grub, now I don't know you obviously but it's whatever you would be most likely to get. Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, McDonalds, Subway, KFC whatever. You pay for your order, pick up your food and drink then turn around only to have it all be knocked to the floor with one mighty swipe by this guy, right in front of your girlfriend: The drinks are dripping onto your shoes, the food is all over the floor and this guy is just staring at you, smirking while not saying a word. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:904843974] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>You're out with your girlfriend picking up some grub, now I don't know you obviously but it's whatever you would be most likely to get. Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, McDonalds, Subway, KFC whatever. You pay for your order, pick up your food and drink then turn around only to have it all be knocked to the floor with one mighty swipe by this guy, right in front of your girlfriend: The drinks are dripping onto your shoes, the food is all over the floor and this guy is just staring at you, smirking while not saying a word. How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 07/10/18 6:52:45 PM #2:	sweep the leg --- A thousand eyes, and one. <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:904844003] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>sweep the leg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 07/10/18 6:53:47 PM #3:	beat his ass into a pulp --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:904844050] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>beat his ass into a pulp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/10/18 6:53:53 PM #4:	Zangief is real? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:904844060] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Zangief is real?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningAce11 07/10/18 6:54:03 PM #5:	Pop him with a pin. --- "I'm an atheist too but still believe in hell. That's where you're headed pal." - Mr_Karate_II <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:904844071] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Pop him with a pin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orangefire25 07/10/18 6:56:25 PM #6:	Lol nothing anyone saying they'll do shit is funny wrong --- https://m.facebook.com/kevin.louchart I'm trusting you guys, message me if you need to :) <cite>orangefire25 posted [p:904844198] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Lol nothing anyone saying they'll do shit is funny wrong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/10/18 6:58:50 PM #7:	orangefire25 posted... Lol nothing anyone saying they'll do shit is funny wrong Fight or flight is a real thing man. A lot of guys would legit throw down if someone started messing with them. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:904844342] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>orangefire25 posted...</cite> <quote>Lol nothing anyone saying they'll do shit is funny wrong</quote> Fight or flight is a real thing man. A lot of guys would legit throw down if someone started messing with them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iHuman 07/10/18 7:01:09 PM #8:	turn around and pretend to walk away, plant my foot and do a leaping reverse kick ko him and then the entire restaurant will pick me up and hoist me around like their hero --- Intelligence is just a 12 letter word, what are you? -Me <cite>iHuman posted [p:904844486] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>turn around and pretend to walk away, plant my foot and do a leaping reverse kick ko him and then the entire restaurant will pick me up and hoist me around like their hero</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 07/10/18 7:01:28 PM #9:	Stab him --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:904844510] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Stab him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 07/10/18 7:04:51 PM #10:	Crouching light jab into infinite combo. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:904844702] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Crouching light jab into infinite combo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 07/10/18 7:05:56 PM #11:	Shoot him. Then shoot him some more for good measure. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:904844747] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Shoot him. Then shoot him some more for good measure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 07/10/18 7:06:32 PM #12:	Turn back to the counter and ask for them to make the order again. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:904844783] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Turn back to the counter and ask for them to make the order again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 07/10/18 7:06:52 PM #13:	Fall to my knees and use his balls as a speed bag --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:904844803] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Fall to my knees and use his balls as a speed bag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonJoe 07/10/18 7:06:53 PM #14:	Call the fire department. --- we are forced to subsidize views we may not agree with. Bond_543 In response to NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence <cite>CommonJoe posted [p:904844804] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Call the fire department.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dragonsmasher 07/10/18 7:11:06 PM #15:	Shoryuken! <cite>dragonsmasher posted [p:904845040] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Shoryuken!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/10/18 7:11:28 PM #16:	slimfizzle2 posted... Fall to my knees and use his balls Kinky --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:904845061] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote>Fall to my knees and use his balls </quote> Kinky</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 07/10/18 7:13:28 PM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... slimfizzle2 posted... Fall to my knees and use his balls Kinky ;) --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:904845160] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote>Fall to my knees and use his balls </quote> Kinky</quote> ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KookyCouture 07/10/18 7:16:14 PM #19:	eat the food off the floor whilst maintaining eye contact with him then I'd lick my shoes clean, and possibly his too --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:904845286] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>eat the food off the floor whilst maintaining eye contact with him then I'd lick my shoes clean, and possibly his too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 07/10/18 7:16:56 PM #20:	Throw his sweater on the ground and then laugh watching him try to awkwardly pick it up. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:904845323] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Throw his sweater on the ground and then laugh watching him try to awkwardly pick it up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/11/18 8:22:41 AM #21:	KookyCouture posted... eat the food off the floor whilst maintaining eye contact with him then I'd lick my shoes clean, and possibly his too So you'd fall to your knees and lick his boots? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:904874356] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>KookyCouture posted...</cite> <quote>eat the food off the floor whilst maintaining eye contact with him then I'd lick my shoes clean, and possibly his too</quote> So you'd fall to your knees and lick his boots?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 3:52:18 AM #22:	CommonJoe posted... Call the fire department. what would they do --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:904993068] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>CommonJoe posted...</cite> <quote>Call the fire department.</quote> what would they do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 07/13/18 3:54:40 AM #23:	People with that much excess muscle are not scary bro. They tend to move awkwardly even a little and leave openings. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:904993120] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>People with that much excess muscle are not scary bro. They tend to move awkwardly even a little and leave openings.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sphyx 07/13/18 4:07:46 AM #24:	Like Brian Boitano, i wouldn't take shit from anybody. Move 1A advanced: Kick in the balls. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. <cite>Sphyx posted [p:904993377] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Like Brian Boitano, i wouldn't take shit from anybody. Move 1A advanced: Kick in the balls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 07/13/18 4:09:40 AM #25:	Punch the shit out of him and run, because there's no way he could keep up with me. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:904993404] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Punch the shit out of him and run, because there's no way he could keep up with me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vita_Aeterna 07/13/18 4:22:20 AM #26:	It's Canada so I expect him to at the very least apologize and recuperate my losses. --- "Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK." <cite>Vita_Aeterna posted [p:904993641] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>It's Canada so I expect him to at the very least apologize and recuperate my losses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 07/13/18 4:31:17 AM #27:	I'd like to see him move. He looks like he would take 2 seconds to complete a 180. Even then I'm not doing shit.. Balls are out of question because you know his are like milk duds buried between two plump hams. But I wouldn't be surprised to see him knocked out by a skilled fighter half his size. --- DON'T DEFINE ME BY MY WIENER https://youtu.be/Zt7Kj2Yg0y8 <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:904993795] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>I'd like to see him move. He looks like he would take 2 seconds to complete a 180. Even then I'm not doing shit.. Balls are out of question because you know his are like milk duds buried between two plump hams. But I wouldn't be surprised to see him knocked out by a skilled fighter half his size.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/13/18 4:33:57 AM #28:	I'd DDT his ass on the fucking concrete and then bust him in the face so hard his eyebrows pop the fuck off --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:904993848] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>I'd DDT his ass on the fucking concrete and then bust him in the face so hard his eyebrows pop the fuck off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 07/13/18 4:44:43 AM #29:	They have heart problems and knee problems. Pro tip. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:904994068] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>They have heart problems and knee problems. Pro tip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 07/13/18 4:49:18 AM #30:	weak points are still universal kick to balls knees eyes etc. <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:904994150] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>weak points are still universal kick to balls knees eyes etc.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Infinite 2003 07/13/18 5:14:03 AM #31:	Start crying like a little girl --- Before I knew it there was poop on my lips. - squarion <cite>Infinite 2003 posted [p:904994589] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Start crying like a little girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 07/13/18 5:26:31 AM #32:	Any adversary has weak points wrists and ears are universal. If they are taller get inside of their center of gravity close if they are short use reach. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:904994800] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Any adversary has weak points wrists and ears are universal. If they are taller get inside of their center of gravity close if they are short use reach.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 07/13/18 5:29:06 AM #33:	And when you punch only put your power in the last halfe throw the rest like a noodle. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:904994851] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>And when you punch only put your power in the last halfe throw the rest like a noodle.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/13/18 5:30:07 AM #34:	I'd pull out my nine and bust a cap in his ass I ain't no fool --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:904994874] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>I'd pull out my nine and bust a cap in his ass I ain't no fool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/13/18 7:26:15 AM #35:	So we're back to "Zangief maliciously knocks out your food tray"... --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:904997064] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>So we're back to "Zangief maliciously knocks out your food tray"...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 07/13/18 7:34:10 AM #36:	NES4EVER posted... Turn back to the counter and ask for them to make the order again. --- https://imgur.com/oMugXmg https://imgur.com/nShwM9s https://imgur.com/DUyR2e8 https://imgur.com/bCo6Qbd <cite>KainWind posted [p:904997237] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Turn back to the counter and ask for them to make the order again.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 7:38:27 AM #37:	KainWind posted... NES4EVER posted... Turn back to the counter and ask for them to make the order again. chicken --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:904997339] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>KainWind posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>Turn back to the counter and ask for them to make the order again.</quote></quote> chicken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Wombat 07/13/18 7:43:15 AM #38:	orangefire25 posted... Lol nothing anyone saying they'll do shit is funny wrong Bullshit. I'd rather take an ass whooping (not that size makes any difference in an actual fight, but for the sake of an example let's say he has some form of formal training) and keep my pride than become someone's bitch. Gotta say though, your post says more about your cowardice more than anyone else's prowess --- "Sorry, sorry, just... Being a dick... Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to ruin other people's lives... -William Murderface <cite>Lord_Wombat posted [p:904997428] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>orangefire25 posted...</cite> <quote>Lol nothing anyone saying they'll do shit is funny wrong</quote> Bullshit. I'd rather take an ass whooping (not that size makes any difference in an actual fight, but for the sake of an example let's say he has some form of formal training) and keep my pride than become someone's bitch. Gotta say though, your post says more about your cowardice more than anyone else's prowess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 10:18:47 AM #39:	Lord_Wombat posted... not that size makes any difference in an actual fight, bu shit CE says. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905002481] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Wombat posted...</cite> <quote>not that size makes any difference in an actual fight, bu</quote> shit CE says.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/13/18 10:23:08 AM #40:	Look at my girl and say "thats weird, there seems to have been some kind of earthquake just now. Maybe we should go home as fast as possible to check on our stuff" --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:905002674] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Look at my girl and say "thats weird, there seems to have been some kind of earthquake just now. Maybe we should go home as fast as possible to check on our stuff"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/13/18 10:25:28 AM #41:	UnfairRepresent posted... Lord_Wombat posted... not that size makes any difference in an actual fight, bu shit CE says. I think he forgot to say "if you've been had extensive training since your birth" --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:905002782] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Wombat posted...</cite> <quote>not that size makes any difference in an actual fight, bu</quote> shit CE says.</quote> I think he forgot to say "if you've been had extensive training since your birth"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 07/13/18 10:29:36 AM #42:	Probably ask him what his problem is, and why he did that. If he continued to behave in an aggressive fashion, I would notify the police, and he would be setting in jail for assault, if he decided to get physical. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 25400 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:905002963] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Probably ask him what his problem is, and why he did that. If he continued to behave in an aggressive fashion, I would notify the police, and he would be setting in jail for assault, if he decided to get physical.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 07/13/18 10:30:06 AM #43:	Pretty sure those pecks and arms are pumped full of that oil shit. You can pop that shit like giant pimples. --- https://imgur.com/2FgO73L <cite>Chicken posted [p:905002984] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure those pecks and arms are pumped full of that oil shit. You can pop that shit like giant pimples.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 11:13:24 AM #44:	Dyinglegacy posted... Probably ask him what his problem is, and why he did that. If he continued to behave in an aggressive fashion, I would notify the police, and he would be setting in jail for assault, if he decided to get physical. probably smart --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905005070] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>Probably ask him what his problem is, and why he did that. If he continued to behave in an aggressive fashion, I would notify the police, and he would be setting in jail for assault, if he decided to get physical.</quote> probably smart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 07/13/18 11:36:18 AM #45:	I'd whip it out and piss all over his face then leave a number two on his chest. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:905006226] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>I'd whip it out and piss all over his face then leave a number two on his chest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/13/18 11:54:47 AM #46:	que the Shadow of the Colossus music and I begin my quest <cite>Zikten posted [p:905007169] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>que the Shadow of the Colossus music and I begin my quest</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 07/13/18 12:03:19 PM #47:	pepper spray --- let's positive thinking [tell me about a complicated man] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:905007609] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>pepper spray</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 07/13/18 12:05:47 PM #48:	If they apologize and offer to buy me new food nothing. If not then may God help them as I will show no mercy. ~~I am joking of course~~ --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:905007719] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote>If they apologize and offer to buy me new food nothing. If not then may God help them as I will show no mercy. I am joking of course</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 07/13/18 12:06:07 PM #49:	orangefire25 posted... Lol nothing anyone saying they'll do shit is funny wrong The guy isn't able to wipe his own asshole let alone actually fight. I'd stay on the outside while lighting him up with leg kicks and teaps/push kicks to keep the range. He'd gas in about 20 seconds tops. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:905007736] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>orangefire25 posted...</cite> <quote>Lol nothing anyone saying they'll do shit is funny wrong</quote> The guy isn't able to wipe his own asshole let alone actually fight. I'd stay on the outside while lighting him up with leg kicks and teaps/push kicks to keep the range. He'd gas in about 20 seconds tops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 07/13/18 12:07:27 PM #50:	Lost_All_Senses posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Lord_Wombat posted... not that size makes any difference in an actual fight, bu shit CE says. I think he forgot to say "if you've been had extensive training since your birth" even then size can be a factor. <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:905007806] in Scenario: ... [t:76795259]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Wombat posted...</cite> <quote>not that size makes any difference in an actual fight, bu</quote> shit CE says.</quote> I think he forgot to say "if you've been had extensive training since your birth"</quote> even then size can be a factor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: You're getting food when it's knocked out of your hands by this man. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Scenario: You're getting food when it's knocked out of your hands by this man.