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Apocalyptic 07/09/18 10:55:06 PM #1: |
I was pushing her cushion in the hotel room. It was getting pretty fired up so I grabbed her hair and pulled. That shit came flying off, yall. She turned around and smacked me in the face. So, I pulled out and smacked her with my wang while yelling Bitch. Im not going to stand for that.
I started to back up and go wassup?. Her 56 ass got up and started charging towards me. I knew she was going to for my abs so I hardened my 6 pack. Knocked her out. Then, I went out for a smoke. We made up afterwards so its all good. The lesson here? The dick is mightier than the pen, lads. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThatMuttGuy 07/09/18 10:56:21 PM #2: |
Pity post
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thronedfire2 07/09/18 10:57:02 PM #3: |
I wish this had really happened, I truly do
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bulletproofvita 07/09/18 11:08:33 PM #4: |
 --- Signatures are overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omarssikins 07/09/18 11:09:27 PM #5: |
Ok
--- http://myanimelist.net/profile/omarssikins Luscious Mami Tomoe, what a Mami. Fiora is mine. Eva-unit 00, Rei at your service. Yuno is delicious, fish is not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Russman 07/09/18 11:10:21 PM #6: |
Of all the things that are true in this world, this is not one of them.
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SquantoZ 07/09/18 11:10:43 PM #7: |
I bet you and your dick are big hits at parties
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REMercsChamp 07/09/18 11:11:12 PM #8: |
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joestarrr 07/09/18 11:11:55 PM #9: |
REMercsChamp posted...
bulletproofvita posted... --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 07/09/18 11:14:42 PM #10: |
Not only are you lying, you choose to do it on a dead video game website message board.
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Apocalyptic 07/09/18 11:16:20 PM #11: |
Flockaveli posted...
Not only are you lying, you choose to do it on a dead video game website message board. I have pics of her but only nude, fam. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 07/09/18 11:17:05 PM #12: |
so mspaint some pasties on there
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electricbugs2 07/09/18 11:19:32 PM #13: |
Shut the fuck up
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Flockaveli 07/09/18 11:20:40 PM #14: |
Apocalyptic posted...
Flockaveli posted...Not only are you lying, you choose to do it on a dead video game website message board. PM. --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Apocalyptic 07/09/18 11:32:57 PM #15: |
thronedfire2 posted...
so mspaint some pasties on there Ill post the pic tomorrow same time when Im back at my place --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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