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treewojima
07/08/18 6:33:23 AM
#1:


literally just stumbled across this video:

"Do you wanna know what it feels like? Do you wanna know what it feels like to have your penis inside my vagina?"

not if you're gonna talk like that, no
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Irony
07/08/18 6:35:07 AM
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I hate talking in porn
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frozenshock
07/08/18 6:40:11 AM
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What do you want her to say? "Do you wanna know what it feels like to have your captain standish inside my whisker biscuit?"
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treewojima
07/08/18 6:44:18 AM
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frozenshock posted...
What do you want her to say? "Do you wanna know what it feels like to have your captain standish inside my whisker biscuit?"


That'd at least be hilarious
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dr_marble
07/08/18 6:46:31 AM
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treewojima posted...
frozenshock posted...
What do you want her to say? "Do you wanna know what it feels like to have your captain standish inside my whisker biscuit?"


That'd at least be hilarious

Yeah, they may as well shoot the moon.
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PanzerElite
07/08/18 6:47:26 AM
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I would prefer that to cock and pussy tbh
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treewojima
07/08/18 7:07:31 AM
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PanzerElite posted...
I would prefer that to cock and pussy tbh


Really, I'd prefer as little description as possible. Actions speak louder than words.

her moans are okay though
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/08/18 7:17:17 AM
#10:


stick your pene into my vagene
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gunplagirl
07/08/18 7:24:06 AM
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"Please insert your phallic genital, which formed en utero as a result of your genital flaps fusing together and protruding outward, into my sapphic genitalia, which formed as a result of my genitals not fusing the folds together while en utero. But let us do such illicit things, not for reproductive purposes, but because I need to be certain that you understand anatomy from hands on experience so that you might better be able to memorize the material for next week's exam."
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Lord_Wombat
07/08/18 7:51:17 AM
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Irony posted...
I hate talking in porn

Same, that's why it's usually muted
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Laserion
07/08/18 7:54:28 AM
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Lord_Wombat posted...
Irony posted...
I hate talking in porn

Same, that's why it's usually muted

I thought it was so others don't hear that you're watching porn.
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catboy0_0
07/08/18 8:05:09 AM
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I wanna see some SJW porn where they break the rules of SJWism
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