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badwinkles
07/06/18 4:43:02 PM
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MrResetti
07/06/18 4:44:15 PM
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You come in at 4 in the morning
You've had too much to drink
Said you were out with the boys
You sneak in your bedroom
And slip into bed
But if you wake her up you'll wake up
Dead.
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badwinkles
07/06/18 4:45:23 PM
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brought to you by Milton Bradley
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badwinkles
07/06/18 7:02:48 PM
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bump
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AsucaHayashi
07/06/18 7:05:22 PM
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-I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!

-How the hell do you wake up dead?

-Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.

-So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

-You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant.

-No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.

-But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

-Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

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DavidWong
07/06/18 7:06:22 PM
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Fuck I love that scene
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When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850)
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badwinkles
07/06/18 7:18:02 PM
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I wanted more of a back and forth but I guess this works
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badwinkles
07/06/18 7:18:35 PM
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UNLESS

you a zombie
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Shut_TheF---Up
07/06/18 7:58:57 PM
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MrResetti posted...
You come in at 4 in the morning
You've had too much to drink
Said you were out with the boys
You sneak in your bedroom
And slip into bed
But if you wake her up you'll wake up
Dead.


*badass guitar solo*
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