Current Events > sitting here on my couch with sballen, ask us anything

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Harpie
07/05/18 3:19:28 PM
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HCR3JZJ

one of us may or may not be drunk because one of us is a lightweight
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Vyrulisse
07/05/18 3:19:40 PM
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Burgess
07/05/18 3:20:02 PM
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No you're old news get out of here.
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PiOverlord
07/05/18 3:20:05 PM
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How did you get the admin? Lucky dawg you.
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ThatMuttGuy
07/05/18 3:20:18 PM
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What was the sex like?

Also, did he promise to unbann your old accounts?
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Garioshi
07/05/18 3:20:19 PM
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lmao
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SpoiltTrouser
07/05/18 3:20:19 PM
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Genocet_10-325
07/05/18 3:20:49 PM
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Okay this was funny
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V-E-G-Y-
07/05/18 3:22:20 PM
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Harpie
07/05/18 3:25:13 PM
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Burgess posted...
No you're old news get out of here.

He's the old news, while I'm fresh and current

It's a match made in heaven

PiOverlord posted...
How did you get the admin? Lucky dawg you.

well first I capitalized on his distress with his wife

ThatMuttGuy posted...
What was the sex like?

Also, did he promise to unbann your old accounts?

I don't wanna say too much but lets just say that sballen is a true alpha male
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--Zero-
07/05/18 3:26:10 PM
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Hopefully Allen bans TC for harassment. Can't believe she took the time to paste his photo next to hers lol. Maximum cringe.
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teepan95
07/05/18 3:26:23 PM
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nice
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Leanaunfurled
07/05/18 3:26:36 PM
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ommgg I'm so happy for you guys!! Glad you two are having a good time, you look adorable! Invite me to the wedding.
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Harpie
07/05/18 3:26:37 PM
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--Zero- posted...
Hopefully Allen bans TC for harassment. Can't believe she took the time to paste his photo next to hers lol. Maximum cringe.

He is my bae, he would never ban me. We're in love!
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teepan95
07/05/18 3:27:45 PM
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you forgot the live event tag! >:(
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Tmk
07/05/18 3:27:47 PM
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Does he dress up in the costume when you two make whoopie?
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ThatMuttGuy
07/05/18 3:28:05 PM
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Yeah invite me to the wedding too, Harps
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Harpie
07/05/18 3:28:24 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
ommgg I'm so happy for you guys!! Glad you two are having a good time, you look adorable! Invite me to the wedding.

Thank you so much! We started talking a few weeks ago, it's crazy how time flies

You'll get front row babe <333
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frozenshock
07/05/18 3:28:40 PM
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What's a bae?
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frozenshock
07/05/18 3:30:05 PM
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Tadg30 posted...
frozenshock posted...
What's a bae?


B(efore) A(nyone) E(lse)


Ah. I thought it was some kind of korean word or something.
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P4wn4g3
07/05/18 3:30:12 PM
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@Orinna
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Harpie
07/05/18 3:30:52 PM
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teepan95 posted...
you forgot the live event tag! >:(

wait what are tags

Tmk posted...
Does he dress up in the costume when you two make whoopie?

yes and honestly it's the hottest thing ever

ThatMuttGuy posted...
Yeah invite me to the wedding too, Harps

You can be the flower girl!
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teepan95
07/05/18 3:31:45 PM
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Harpie posted...
wait what are tags

damn, we got an old lady here

dibs on being maid of honour at the wedding
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Leanaunfurled
07/05/18 3:32:27 PM
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Harpie posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
ommgg I'm so happy for you guys!! Glad you two are having a good time, you look adorable! Invite me to the wedding.

Thank you so much! We started talking a few weeks ago, it's crazy how time flies

You'll get front row babe <333

Hell yeah. I get a good shot at catching the bouquet!
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Romulox28
07/05/18 3:32:44 PM
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oh shit, sballen is about to finally lose that vcard
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Harpie
07/05/18 3:39:50 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Harpie posted...
wait what are tags

damn, we got an old lady here

dibs on being maid of honour at the wedding

the maid of honor doesnt call me an old lady

Leanaunfurled posted...
Harpie posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
ommgg I'm so happy for you guys!! Glad you two are having a good time, you look adorable! Invite me to the wedding.

Thank you so much! We started talking a few weeks ago, it's crazy how time flies

You'll get front row babe <333

Hell yeah. I get a good shot at catching the bouquet!

love will come your way leana if you open your heart to cemen

Romulox28 posted...
oh shit, sballen is about to finally lose that vcard

about that...
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Foppe
07/05/18 3:41:12 PM
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Im so happy for you.
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ThatMuttGuy
07/05/18 3:41:22 PM
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Oh shit I finally have an excuse to wear a dress :]
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P4wn4g3
07/05/18 3:42:35 PM
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How did you get your hair so flat on the top
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teepan95
07/05/18 3:44:02 PM
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Harpie posted...
if you open your heart to cemen

shouldn't one be opening their [redacted] to semen instead?
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Harpie
07/05/18 3:47:46 PM
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Foppe posted...
Im so happy for you.

thank you!! :D

ThatMuttGuy posted...
Oh shit I finally have an excuse to wear a dress :]

Oh honey, all you had to do was say so and I would have got my strap on <33

Aeriis posted...
god i'm so jelly

You should be tbh, nothing trumps our love

P4wn4g3 posted...
How did you get your hair so flat on the top

its from all the couch cuddling

teepan95 posted...
teep pls
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Harpie
07/05/18 3:49:18 PM
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Goats posted...
Is it true that he's always inviting the mods (all 79 of them) over for vidya and chill dewgong?

Of course! The power dynamic between a master and his slaves is incredible
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V-E-G-Y-
07/05/18 3:49:52 PM
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teepan95
07/05/18 3:50:49 PM
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Harpie posted...
lmao teep

fix'd
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ThatMuttGuy
07/05/18 3:51:49 PM
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Teepan >.>

Keep it clean.
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Foppe
07/05/18 3:51:50 PM
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I also want to wear a cute dress >_>
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Leanaunfurled
07/05/18 3:52:35 PM
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ThatMuttGuy posted...
Oh shit I finally have an excuse to wear a dress :]

Don't forget to shave.

Daily.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/05/18 3:55:38 PM
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does sballen like to roleplay in the sheets

"harpie has been a naughty poster who needs to be moderated "
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ThatMuttGuy
07/05/18 3:56:32 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
does sballen like to roleplay in the sheets

"harpie has been a naughty poster who needs to be moderated "

The safe word is NWD
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TheCyborgNinja
07/05/18 4:00:38 PM
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Whoa! Match made in heaven! You guys need matching 90s tracksuits now!
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Harpie
07/05/18 4:02:34 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Can you talk him into making me mod, thanks

That's an ABUSE of POWER

ThatMuttGuy posted...
Teepan >.>

Keep it clean.

Maybe he needs to open up to ceman

Foppe posted...
I also want to wear a cute dress >_>

get something that'll show off your cleavage

Leanaunfurled posted...
ThatMuttGuy posted...
Oh shit I finally have an excuse to wear a dress :]

Don't forget to shave.

Daily.



SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
does sballen like to roleplay in the sheets

"harpie has been a naughty poster who needs to be moderated "

wouldnt you like to know ;)

i'll spill all the details after 250 posts
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Eevee-Trainer
07/05/18 4:08:17 PM
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Is he more Sailor Scout or more bacon?
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ThatMuttGuy
07/05/18 4:09:20 PM
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Does he actually love bacon that much?
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Zodd3224
07/05/18 4:22:47 PM
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What an amazing thread. God bless you Harpie.
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teepan95
07/05/18 4:50:55 PM
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Harpie posted...
Maybe he needs to open up to ceman


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