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CruelBuffalo
07/05/18 2:05:30 PM
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For a toilet in a company hallway and such, should a guy try to mute the sound when pissing? Like not push as hard? What about if the bowl is all water and its not possible to pee on the sides?
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BuckVanHammer
07/05/18 2:06:17 PM
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As loud as possible and try to squeeze out some farts
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nevershine
07/05/18 2:07:52 PM
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Your only option is to sit down and sink your dong into the water to minimize noise
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Webmaster4531
07/05/18 2:08:51 PM
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I let my firehose go and mark my territory.
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clearaflagrantj
07/05/18 2:16:20 PM
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nevershine posted...
Your only option is to sit down and sink your dong into the water to minimize noise

I don't need to sit down to do that
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Accolon
07/05/18 2:18:04 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
nevershine posted...
Your only option is to sit down and sink your dong into the water to minimize noise

I don't need to sit down to do that


Oooh snap
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Malcrasternus
07/05/18 2:20:19 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
As loud as possible and try to squeeze out some farts


Only correct answer.
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CapnMuffin
07/05/18 2:21:26 PM
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Pee in the sink.
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Wu_Tang_Shogun
07/05/18 2:23:50 PM
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Dont hit the water. Hit the back of the bowl.
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glitteringfairy
07/05/18 2:24:10 PM
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What toliet that you have used was completely filled to the top with water that wasn't broken
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EliteLevel
07/05/18 2:25:14 PM
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I pee on the floor in such a way that it flows into the next cubicle.
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Laserion
07/05/18 2:25:34 PM
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The purpose of toilets is to pee and poo freely. Screw etiquette.
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An_Actual_Chad
07/05/18 2:25:48 PM
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Pee in the center so as to make the loudest sound possible to assert your dominance.
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ThyCorndog
07/05/18 2:25:54 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
As loud as possible and try to squeeze out some farts

this and say "oh shit" with a tone of relief after you start farting
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Accolon
07/05/18 2:26:19 PM
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You could always drop a wad of toilet paper in and pee on that to dampen the sound
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The Nintendo Master
07/05/18 2:30:32 PM
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Sounds like you have a bathroom with a standard toilet. If so, is the tank accessible? If so, pop the lid off the tank and pee on the sides in there. Flush twice.
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