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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 12:37:17 PM
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Put out my peaches in the basket so they could get all ripe and juicy

Wake up and the basket has no peaches in it

Proceed to find peaches hidden in random places with varying numbers of bites in them

Wasteful cats
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Key
07/05/18 12:38:37 PM
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The first thing I thought of was the shojo manga >_>
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treewojima
07/05/18 12:38:58 PM
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put some wax fruit in there, that'll teach 'em
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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 12:39:55 PM
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Key posted...
The first thing I thought of was the shojo manga >_>

That's a good one
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snesmaster40
07/05/18 12:40:20 PM
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lol
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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 12:41:56 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
This is why I won't let my cats have free range of the house at night. They have a dedicated 'cat' room from about 11 pm - 6 am.

That's smart but my space is limited and these fuckers would just steal fruit in the day time

Another one is bread thief
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The_Doge
07/05/18 12:44:13 PM
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Cates are bad Doge wouldn't steal your fruit
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joestarrr
07/05/18 12:44:39 PM
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Key posted...
The first thing I thought of was the shojo manga >_>


Same. Been meaning to actually read it lol
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EnragedSlith
07/05/18 12:47:12 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
This is why I won't let my cats have free range of the house at night. They have a dedicated 'cat' room from about 11 pm - 6 am.

That's smart but my space is limited and these fuckers would just steal fruit in the day time

Another one is bread thief


I feel ya. I haven't always been able to have this sort of space.

Time to cat-proof the house.

You could remove all the furniture and appliances and theyd still find a way to get into something they shouldnt
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DifferentialEquation
07/05/18 12:48:25 PM
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Cats do as they please. That's part of their charm.
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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 12:48:25 PM
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Lol another cat just cried and barfed all over the floor. Ran from the tile to the carpet
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Abyssea
07/05/18 12:51:21 PM
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they lack the ability to comprehend the importance and significance of the fruit basket.
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DifferentialEquation
07/05/18 12:52:34 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Another one is bread thief


We had a cat that did this growing up. For years bread would occasionally disappear and we had no idea why. Finally, we caught the cat in the act. She would take entire loaves of bread or packs of buns and stash them behind a bunch of boxes and junk in a corner of the basement.
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DarkFists
07/05/18 12:54:21 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Cates are bad Doge wouldn't steal your fruit

I dunno, I've seen doges steal fruits
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PepperoniMaster
07/05/18 12:55:18 PM
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Were you planning on making peach cobbler, m'lady?
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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 12:55:21 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...

Another one is bread thief


We had a cat that did this growing up. For years bread would occasionally disappear and we had no idea why. Finally, we caught the cat in the act. She would take entire loaves of bread or packs of buns and stash them behind a bunch of boxes and junk in a corner of the basement.

I set my groceries down and if he smells bread he's in the bag ripping into it

Fruit thief is more stealthy
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Kineth
07/05/18 12:56:40 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Cats do as they please. That's part of their charm.


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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 1:05:25 PM
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These fuzzy roommates tried to take my hummus toast
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DifferentialEquation
07/05/18 1:06:24 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
These fuzzy roommates tried to take my hummus toast


Pics of cats plz
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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 1:08:42 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
These fuzzy roommates tried to take my hummus toast


Pics of cats plz

Here are cats helping make the bed

UmQCnVY
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DifferentialEquation
07/05/18 1:11:20 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
These fuzzy roommates tried to take my hummus toast


Pics of cats plz

Here are cats helping make the bed

UmQCnVY


Which one is the bread thief?
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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 1:13:57 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
These fuzzy roommates tried to take my hummus toast


Pics of cats plz

Here are cats helping make the bed

UmQCnVY


Which one is the bread thief?

Orange fluff is bread thief (and meat)

Torby is the fruit thief who also loves bread but does not wreck it

Brown Tabby just fucks shit up and gets into everything if it's there. Coconut oil. Hot sauce. Peanut butter. Houdini don't care
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Doctor Foxx
07/05/18 6:00:13 PM
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These cats are trying to steal my iced coffee
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Doctor Foxx
07/06/18 1:54:40 AM
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Mr bread thief is sick
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Manocheese
07/06/18 2:00:43 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Cats do as they please. That's part of their charm.

Seen any movies with your cat lately?
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Doctor Foxx
07/06/18 1:49:25 PM
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Poor orange boy is going to the vet
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