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Burnt_Puke82 07/05/18 1:21:28 AM #1:	@DocileOrangeCup This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. It's time to make this public. Marriage might be right around the corner. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted [p:904515797] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>@DocileOrangeCup This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. It's time to make this public. Marriage might be right around the corner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mcpwnia 07/05/18 1:23:05 AM #2:	cornman is my bitch --- http://i.minus.com/ieu2wE.gif https://imgur.com/gKHH1EP https://imgur.com/gwbShnd <cite>mcpwnia posted [p:904515873] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>cornman is my bitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 07/05/18 1:23:22 AM #3:	That's a funny coincidence TC because... @DocileOrangeCup This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. It's time to make this public. Marriage might be right around the corner. --- See me on Discord! ^.^ Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/V7hzcXd <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:904515880] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>That's a funny coincidence TC because... @DocileOrangeCup This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. It's time to make this public. Marriage might be right around the corner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reiss 07/05/18 1:24:10 AM #4:	mcpwnia posted... cornman is my bitch Hey! Me too <cite>Reiss posted [p:904515912] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote><cite>mcpwnia posted...</cite> <quote>cornman is my bitch</quote> Hey! Me too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slip-N-Slide 07/05/18 1:25:27 AM #5:	Cornnan is not my lover He's just a cob who says that I am the one --- Get wet. http://i.imgtc.com/2q3z3TmhFO.jpg <cite>Slip-N-Slide posted [p:904515951] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>Cornnan is not my lover He's just a cob who says that I am the one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 07/05/18 1:35:00 AM #6:	Don't worry, the average ear of corn has about 800 kernels. There's plenty for us to share --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:904516284] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>Don't worry, the average ear of corn has about 800 kernels. There's plenty for us to share</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 07/05/18 1:36:17 AM #7:	Everyone wants a bite of the cob --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:904516323] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>Everyone wants a bite of the cob</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/05/18 1:40:42 AM #8:	Burnt_Puke82 posted... This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. It's time to make this public. Marriage might be right around the corner. No I told you my mom won't let me marry a white guy mcpwnia posted... cornman is my bitch XD WTFFFF mcpwnis pls Eevee-Trainer posted... This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. It's time to make this public. Marriage might be right around the corner. Oh I knew this all along bby Reiss posted... Hey! Me too Step up on your main Slip-N-Slide posted... Cornnan is not my lover He's just a cob who says that I am the one The kernels not my son TeaMilk posted... Don't worry, the average ear of corn has about 800 kernels. There's plenty for us to share You get 798 of those. Ivynn posted... Everyone wants a bite of the cob This, I can't help it. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:904516499] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted...</cite> <quote>This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. It's time to make this public. Marriage might be right around the corner.</quote> No I told you my mom won't let me marry a white guy <cite>mcpwnia posted...</cite> <quote>cornman is my bitch</quote> XD WTFFFF mcpwnis pls <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted...</cite> <quote>This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. It's time to make this public. Marriage might be right around the corner. </quote> Oh I knew this all along bby <cite>Reiss posted...</cite> <quote>Hey! Me too </quote> Step up on your main <cite>Slip-N-Slide posted...</cite> <quote>Cornnan is not my lover He's just a cob who says that I am the one</quote> The kernels not my son <cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Don't worry, the average ear of corn has about 800 kernels. There's plenty for us to share</quote> You get 798 of those. <cite>Ivynn posted...</cite> <quote>Everyone wants a bite of the cob</quote> This, I can't help it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burnt_Puke82 07/05/18 1:43:25 AM #9:	DocileOrangeCup posted... No I told you my mom won't let me marry a white guy Just wait until your mom meets me. She won't be able to resist my charms. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted [p:904516601] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>No I told you my mom won't let me marry a white guy</quote> Just wait until your mom meets me. She won't be able to resist my charms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 07/05/18 1:50:07 AM #10:	DocileOrangeCup posted... TeaMilk posted... Don't worry, the average ear of corn has about 800 kernels. There's plenty for us to share You get 798 of those. who gets the other 2 lol ur mom? --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:904516817] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Don't worry, the average ear of corn has about 800 kernels. There's plenty for us to share</quote> You get 798 of those. </quote> who gets the other 2 lol ur mom?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 07/05/18 1:50:36 AM #11:	--- "Yes, but since she has no buttcheeks it just looks like a mustache on her lower back" - Eston on Taylor Swift's Hairy B-hole <cite>King Rial posted [p:904516833] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burnt_Puke82 07/05/18 1:54:58 AM #12:	I have ascended to GOD status. I'll let you join me in my internal state of absolute bliss. @DocileOrangeCup What say you, cornman? Will you join me? --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted [p:904516957] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>I have ascended to GOD status. I'll let you join me in my internal state of absolute bliss. @DocileOrangeCup What say you, cornman? Will you join me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/05/18 2:00:33 AM #13:	TeaMilk posted... who gets the other 2 lol ur mom? My mom gets one, and Julia Louis Dreyfus gets the other. Burnt_Puke82 posted... I have ascended to GOD status. I'll let you join me in my internal state of absolute bliss. @DocileOrangeCup What say you, cornman? Will you join me? OK but real quick. Burnt_Puke82 posted... DocileOrangeCup posted... No I told you my mom won't let me marry a white guy Just wait until your mom meets me. She won't be able to resist my charms. I dunno about that tbh. King Rial posted... :-: --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:904517108] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote> who gets the other 2 lol ur mom? </quote> My mom gets one, and Julia Louis Dreyfus gets the other. <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted...</cite> <quote>I have ascended to GOD status. I'll let you join me in my internal state of absolute bliss. @DocileOrangeCup What say you, cornman? Will you join me?</quote> OK but real quick. <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>No I told you my mom won't let me marry a white guy</quote> Just wait until your mom meets me. She won't be able to resist my charms.</quote> I dunno about that tbh. <cite>King Rial posted...</cite> <quote></quote> :-:</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reiss 07/05/18 2:01:08 AM #14:	Cornman likes to poop in public water fountains <cite>Reiss posted [p:904517129] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>Cornman likes to poop in public water fountains</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burnt_Puke82 07/05/18 2:02:38 AM #15:	I have a feeling I won't even remember making this topic. For some reason when I'm drunk I always think of you, cornman. You're like a drug I can't quit. idk what I'm even saying anymore.... --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted [p:904517165] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>I have a feeling I won't even remember making this topic. For some reason when I'm drunk I always think of you, cornman. You're like a drug I can't quit. idk what I'm even saying anymore....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/05/18 2:05:05 AM #16:	Reiss posted... Cornman likes to poop in public water fountains You say that like it's a bad thing Burnt_Puke82 posted... I have a feeling I won't even remember making this topic. For some reason when I'm drunk I always think of you, cornman. You're like a drug I can't quit. idk what I'm even saying anymore.... Wow you're like the 3rd person to hit on me only when they're drunk smh --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:904517231] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reiss posted...</cite> <quote>Cornman likes to poop in public water fountains</quote> You say that like it's a bad thing <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted...</cite> <quote>I have a feeling I won't even remember making this topic. For some reason when I'm drunk I always think of you, cornman. You're like a drug I can't quit. idk what I'm even saying anymore....</quote> Wow you're like the 3rd person to hit on me only when they're drunk smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 07/05/18 2:07:21 AM #17:	If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friend @DocileOrangeCup --- Facetious <cite>Tappor posted [p:904517297] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friend @DocileOrangeCup</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/06/18 1:18:57 AM #18:	Tappor posted... If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friend @DocileOrangeCup Zigga Zigga ahhhhh --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:904575066] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friend @DocileOrangeCup</quote> Zigga Zigga ahhhhh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 07/06/18 1:19:26 AM #19:	Cornman is Hitler. Joe Hitler. --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:904575082] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>Cornman is Hitler. Joe Hitler.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/06/18 1:22:49 AM #20:	Butterfiles posted... Cornman is Hitler. Joe Hitler. Adolf Stalin --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:904575199] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote><cite>Butterfiles posted...</cite> <quote>Cornman is Hitler. Joe Hitler.</quote> Adolf Stalin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrestlinFan 07/06/18 1:26:22 AM #21:	I'd eat his cornbread straight out of the fucking pan goddamn. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>WrestlinFan posted [p:904575344] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>I'd eat his cornbread straight out of the fucking pan goddamn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 07/06/18 1:28:17 AM #22:	You guys can think all you want but the cornman and I... This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time. --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:904575416] in Cornman is... [t:76778702]...</cite> <quote>You guys can think all you want but the cornman and I... This definitely isn't the alcohol talking. We've been lovers for a long time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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