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Harpie
07/04/18 12:09:55 AM
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why do i get myself in these situations
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Blue_Inigo
07/04/18 12:10:21 AM
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Why do people fall for your fake girl bullshit?
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Jazznium_Z
07/04/18 12:10:45 AM
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miitomo is dead dude
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Cookie Bag
07/04/18 12:10:54 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Why do people fall for your fake girl bullshit?

no one does.
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Harpie
07/04/18 12:12:09 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Why do people fall for your fake girl bullshit?

because people are guillible enough to believe i have a vagina, duh

Jazznium_Z posted...
miitomo is dead dude

who

Cookie Bag posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Why do people fall for your fake girl bullshit?

no one does.

exactly
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Muffinz0rz
07/04/18 12:12:24 AM
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OwlRammer
07/04/18 12:12:54 AM
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DevsBro
07/04/18 12:13:03 AM
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"Hold up baby let me brag about you to my video game internet forum."
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/04/18 12:13:17 AM
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you mean like beakers and flasks?

wear proper eye protection
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ssj3vegeta2
07/04/18 12:13:25 AM
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teepan95
07/04/18 12:13:26 AM
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don't do anything you don't feel comfortable with
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Harpie
07/04/18 12:13:32 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
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the problem is that im straight
i think
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Reiss
07/04/18 12:14:40 AM
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Everyone is a little bit gay
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dib153
07/04/18 12:14:59 AM
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Harpie posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
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the problem is that im straight
i think

Then stfu and go find out
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Jazznium_Z
07/04/18 12:16:02 AM
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Harpie posted...
who

look at your own profile picture dummy
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LinksLiege
07/04/18 12:16:09 AM
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Harpie posted...
the problem is that im straight
i think

Touch a booby and find out.

One that isn't yours.
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/04/18 12:16:12 AM
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Harpie posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
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the problem is that im straight
i think

You don't sound very curious so I don't see why you need to find out

Not a big deal going through life only being 80% sure you're straight
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Harpie
07/04/18 2:41:50 PM
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waking up in someone else's bed is so fucking disorienting
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Hexenherz
07/04/18 2:42:42 PM
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Harpie posted...
why do i get myself in these situations

more like *how* do I get myself in these situations if you know what I mean
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Harpie
07/04/18 2:56:37 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Harpie posted...
why do i get myself in these situations

more like *how* do I get myself in these situations if you know what I mean

Oh I know how
but why
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P4wn4g3
07/04/18 2:56:46 PM
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What does she taste like
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Harpie
07/04/18 2:58:21 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
What does she taste like

not sure i blueballed her lmao
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--Zero-
07/04/18 2:59:21 PM
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Pics of girl and why didn't you go for it?
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P4wn4g3
07/04/18 2:59:23 PM
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This topic is dead to me
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glitteringfairy
07/04/18 3:00:21 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
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I like You as a poster but from now on you're gonna have to get my explicit written approval for using this gif. This is trademarked
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/04/18 3:00:49 PM
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Harpie posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
What does she taste like

not sure i blueballed her lmao


That wasn't very nice lol
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Harpie
07/04/18 3:13:09 PM
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--Zero- posted...
Pics of girl and why didn't you go for it?

LdFzDoh
she kinda looks like this except with green eyes and dat ass

I didnt go for it because I didnt feel a sexual attraction to her, and also she literally asked me to sit on her face and i was like
wha

P4wn4g3 posted...
This topic is dead to me

no u

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Harpie posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
What does she taste like

not sure i blueballed her lmao


That wasn't very nice lol

IM SORRY OKAY
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VandorLee
07/04/18 3:14:06 PM
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I guess you realize that no guy wants you...
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--Zero-
07/04/18 3:14:10 PM
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Wow what a poppy topic.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/04/18 3:27:22 PM
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You should've just sat on her face like she wanted tbh
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Harpie
07/04/18 3:56:37 PM
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VandorLee posted...
I guess you realize that no guy wants you...

what

--Zero- posted...
Wow what a poppy topic.

weeeeeeeeeeeee

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
You should've just sat on her face like she wanted tbh

I was really tempted
but
she was super high at the time and idk it felt weird when i was mostly sober
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/04/18 4:01:13 PM
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A solution to that would have been to not be sober. Should have gotten as high as she was.
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Harpie
07/04/18 4:28:10 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
A solution to that would have been to not be sober. Should have gotten as high as she was.

I have a somewhat high tolerance, so it didn't affect me as much as it affected her
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Kanaya413
07/04/18 4:30:01 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
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I like You as a poster but from now on you're gonna have to get my explicit written approval for using this gif. This is trademarked


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Hexenherz
07/04/18 4:31:18 PM
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Harpie posted...
Hexenherz posted...
Harpie posted...
why do i get myself in these situations

more like *how* do I get myself in these situations if you know what I mean

Oh I know how
but why

no but how do I do it
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/04/18 4:35:34 PM
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Harpie posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
A solution to that would have been to not be sober. Should have gotten as high as she was.

I have a somewhat high tolerance, so it didn't affect me as much as it affected her


Ah I see. My tolerance is pretty low. I guess you could have just maybe diddled her a bit if full-on face sitting didn't seem appealing.
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Harpie
07/04/18 4:36:05 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Harpie posted...
Hexenherz posted...
Harpie posted...
why do i get myself in these situations

more like *how* do I get myself in these situations if you know what I mean

Oh I know how
but why

no but how do I do it

you gotta know a girl, a horny girl, and also be a girl
or do what i did, bike to her house and then stay until it was unsafe to bike back (because of the pitch black shitty neighborhood) so then WHOOPS you gotta stay the night now!
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SailorGoon
07/04/18 4:42:06 PM
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I remember this chapter of JoJo's
tpfzypy

TC, did you drug her to get out of it?
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