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Aleta: Vampire Mistress ("When the Defense Secretary hears of a woman effortlessly killing two, he dispatches an FBI Agent in hopes of enlisting her as a super-agent. The agent's quest turns perilous when he discovers he is tracking a vampire - the carnivorous Vampire Mistress")

Wishmaster ("An evil genie, the Djinn (Andrew Divoff), escapes from an ancient statue and wreaks havoc in this horror film from director Robert Kurtzman")

Lords of Salem ("From the singular mind of horror maestro Rob Zombie comes a nightmare world where evil forces from a Salem, Massachusetts legend unleash terror upon the modern day town")

The Suckling ("An aborted fetus dumped in a sewer full of toxic sludge returns. Newly restored in HD")

Body Melt ("Residents of peaceful Pebbles Court, Homesville, are being used unknowingly as test experiments for a new 'Body Drug' that causes rapid body decomposition (melting skin etc.) and painful death. Stage 1: Hallucinations Stage 2: Organ Failure Stage 3: Body Melt!")

Killer Nerd ("Harold Kunkle, a nerd, is harassed by punks and is the object of ridicule at work. Enamoured of a co-worker, he buys a tape series on how to be cool, summons up his nerve, and goes to the co-worker's house, only to find her in the clutches of another co-worker. Kunkle goes out on the town but the same punks that harassed him earlier trash him again, but this time something inside him snaps.")

Terrorvision ("A bizarre cosmic accident has produced an oozing, tentacled creature which projects itself out of television sets and eats its viewers. In HD.")
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These all sound awful
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iPhone_7 posted...

These all sound awful

we need to work with him together or else we wont get a passing grade.

body melt sounds good. stage 1 sounds awesome. not so much what it leads to in stage 2 and 3.
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lords of salem will put you to sleep in a few minutes

mistalightbulb posted...

lords of salem will put you to sleep in a few minutes

at this point they probably all will!

kingdrake2 posted...

iPhone_7 posted...

These all sound awful

we need to work with him together or else we wont get a passing grade.

body melt sounds good. stage 1 sounds awesome. not so much what it leads to in stage 2 and 3.

i give you a c-

also this was the first answer so screw it let's see what a body melt! is.
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Wishmaster is actually pretty good. Divoff is great in the role.

So if you're planning on falling asleep, pick one of the other ones.
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thanks alot man, we nearly failed all because of you.
not directed to the TC, to mr iphone.

he's acting like an ass.
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Body Melt was released in 1993 and has 5 stars out of 10 on IMDB. Despite the Amazon picture for the movie featuring a relatively attractive looking Gillian Anderson clone, the three starring roles are apparently all Australian. Nothing like a difficult accent to process when you're already dozin'!

the guy who wrote it only has a few other credits to his name, including Salt, Saliva, Sperm and Sweat.
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Hexenherz posted...

Vampire Mistress

90% chance of boobage. Go with that one.

OTHER: Turn the TV off and go to sleep
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I vote the Suckling
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Skye Reynolds posted...

Hexenherz posted...

Vampire Mistress

90% chance of boobage. Go with that one.

I've seen so many movies with boobs the past two weeks it's like not even arousing any more. :|

I can confirm though that Body Melt had breastage in the opening scene, but I can't attest to anything that happened after that because I passed the eff out.
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