Current Events > r/smalldickproblems has to be the biggest pity party on the internet.

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AreteWastrel
07/03/18 9:54:06 PM
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Like hey we get it you have a small member, you don't have to feel sorry for yourself for all of eternity and let it ruin your life. Those guys are also extremely bitter towards women and guys that are average/above average sized. I just read a thread where a guy was trying to explain this philosophy about Unconditional Acceptance that didn't directly pertain to having a small penis but it's definitely relevant, and the most upvoted comment was basically saying "do you have a small dick? no? then you wouldn't understand our problem"

At this point I just read that subreddit to get a good laugh, but I'm not a big enough asshole to actually post there and taunt people though.
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Darkrobotisback
07/03/18 9:54:48 PM
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r/bitcoin
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DavidWong
07/03/18 9:56:40 PM
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Reddit is the biggest pity party on the internet and if that entire website with its garbage format shut down I would be very happy
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bob742omb
07/03/18 9:58:03 PM
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We have many serious, responsible, scientific folks telling us that bigger isn't better, that there's nothing wrong with a small penis, that small penis owners have nothing to be ashamed of, that "size queens" are a tiny minority of women. Some even insist that size doesn't matter at all.

jajajajajajaja
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MonkeyFriday
07/03/18 9:59:40 PM
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Though that was CE
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Shuto-uke
07/03/18 10:01:20 PM
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Would you like a woman with small A cup breasts?

Chances are you'd not kick her out of bed or not date her if the rest of the package is nice, but truth is, you'll always secretly wish she were at least a B cup.

Penii are the same 5 inches is A cup, 6 inches is B cup, 7 inches is C cup. Less than 5 inches is like.. barely visible boobs
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E32005
07/03/18 10:01:25 PM
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do they have actual medical problems or are they just insecure incels?

i doubt many men have actual medical issues with penis size.
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AreteWastrel
07/03/18 10:04:09 PM
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This was a thread where the OP asked "Are our chances in the dating game reduced?"

and here are a few gems from the replies

vjDKPzs
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Anteaterking
07/03/18 10:06:07 PM
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Shuto-uke posted...
Would you like a woman with small A cup breasts?

Chances are you'd not kick her out of bed or not date her if the rest of the package is nice, but truth is, you'll always secretly wish she were at least a B cup.

Penii are the same 5 inches is A cup, 6 inches is B cup, 7 inches is C cup. Less than 5 inches is like.. barely visible boobs


I mean, there's a difference in that you know how large someone's breasts are before getting them in bed most of the time.
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NOM
07/03/18 10:07:51 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
Would you like a woman with small A cup breasts?

Chances are you'd not kick her out of bed or not date her if the rest of the package is nice, but truth is, you'll always secretly wish she were at least a B cup.

Penii are the same 5 inches is A cup, 6 inches is B cup, 7 inches is C cup. Less than 5 inches is like.. barely visible boobs


I mean, there's a difference in that you know how large someone's breasts are before getting them in bed most of the time.

Confidence is the thing. Girls will flock to a dude with confidence and the dudes with confidence usually have an above average shlong. So in a way, women know how to "size" a guy up before getting him into bed.
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Jazznium_Z
07/03/18 10:08:04 PM
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i have a penis
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Shuto-uke
07/03/18 10:11:14 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
Would you like a woman with small A cup breasts?

Chances are you'd not kick her out of bed or not date her if the rest of the package is nice, but truth is, you'll always secretly wish she were at least a B cup.

Penii are the same 5 inches is A cup, 6 inches is B cup, 7 inches is C cup. Less than 5 inches is like.. barely visible boobs


I mean, there's a difference in that you know how large someone's breasts are before getting them in bed most of the time.


That is true. But padded bras and all that are a thing.
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Shuto-uke
07/03/18 10:12:01 PM
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AreteWastrel posted...
This was a thread where the OP asked "Are our chances in the dating game reduced?"

and here are a few gems from the replies

vjDKPzs


"the abomination between my legs".

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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AreteWastrel
07/03/18 10:15:52 PM
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Shuto-uke posted...

"the abomination between my legs".

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah that comment was gold lmao
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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/03/18 10:20:01 PM
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I wish my dick was small enough to distract me from REAL problems.
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Blue_Inigo
07/03/18 10:23:44 PM
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bob742omb posted...
We have many serious, responsible, scientific folks telling us that bigger isn't better, that there's nothing wrong with a small penis, that small penis owners have nothing to be ashamed of, that "size queens" are a tiny minority of women. Some even insist that size doesn't matter at all.

jajajajajajaja

That sounds like something Trump would post
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DrizztLink
07/03/18 10:24:54 PM
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Shuto-uke posted...
"the abomination between my legs".

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Pretty sure the guy's got worse problems than toothpick dick.
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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/03/18 10:27:38 PM
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Im gonna go ahead and doubt the solution to your issues with women is thinking about dick all day.
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Flockaveli
07/03/18 10:29:45 PM
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My dicks small but its only ever been a problem to the girls from high school who are now single mothers, have shitty tattoos, and experiment with drugs.
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EnragedSlith
07/03/18 10:34:03 PM
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A more than minor factor in why I currently have a lady friend is that I have a big dick. So while Im not going to justify this pity party, physical compatibility is important.
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Anteaterking
07/03/18 10:35:49 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
physical compatibility is important.


Yeah but that's why

EnragedSlith posted...
I have a big dick.


is currently a problem for me.
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Skye Reynolds
07/03/18 10:43:43 PM
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I don't know what to say. In fictional stories, small penis humiliation is hot. In real life, I have to feel bad for somebody who is unhappy with the size of their penis.
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ShotOJameson
07/03/18 10:46:59 PM
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NOM posted...
Anteaterking posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
Would you like a woman with small A cup breasts?

Chances are you'd not kick her out of bed or not date her if the rest of the package is nice, but truth is, you'll always secretly wish she were at least a B cup.

Penii are the same 5 inches is A cup, 6 inches is B cup, 7 inches is C cup. Less than 5 inches is like.. barely visible boobs


I mean, there's a difference in that you know how large someone's breasts are before getting them in bed most of the time.

Confidence is the thing. Girls will flock to a dude with confidence and the dudes with confidence usually have an above average shlong. So in a way, women know how to "size" a guy up before getting him into bed.


This the truth. I've had girls tell me they could tell I was packing just because of the way I carried myself
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