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confess your irl chad moments itt
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I once had chad dick
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FF_Redux posted...

I once had chad dick

now, you're international so i have to clarify

was he an american chad
a european chad
or a chad chad
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Everyone just wants me just for my chaddick, robust masculinity and rugged good looks. Nobody wants to get to know the real Chad.
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I finger banged my g/f in a room full of people in a way that nobody even knew and there's this "cute" pic of us that was innocently taken and LOL my fingers were in there. She told her best friend (who was there and had no clue) later and she was like "hahaha! really? you couldn't even tell". we tried really hard not to get busted and chads always make the ladies take risks
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

FF_Redux posted...

I once had chad dick

now, you're international so i have to clarify

was he an american chad
a european chad
or a chad chad

chad chad
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I once blasted average women with limitless dick
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I told a girl I viewed her as a sister when she asked me what I thought of her

I had sex once.
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Reis posted...

I told a girl I viewed her as a sister when she asked me what I thought of her

Chad Levels: EXXXXTREEEEEME
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When I was in America in 2013 I went and stayed at a sorority apartment over a weekend for St Patricks Day weekend (a girl studied in Australia and I was friends with her so she took me), I hooked up with her on the first night but then on the second night had sex with her friend on the blow up mattress on the floor while that first girl slept on the couch literally a metre away

Before that on the second night i went to a frat house for a frat party and did a keg stand and played flip cup and beer pong. I was literally in American Pie. It was the chaddiest moment of my life.
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DavidWong posted...

When I was in America in 2013 I went and stayed at a sorority apartment over a weekend for St Patricks Day weekend (a girl studied in Australia and I was friends with her so she took me), I hooked up with her on the first night but then on the second night had sex with her friend on the blow up mattress on the floor while that first girl slept on the couch literally a metre away

Before that on the second night i went to a frat house for a frat party and did a keg stand and played flip cup and beer pong. I was literally in American Pie. It was the chaddiest moment of my life.

The Lord forgives you
Say 14 Hail Pepes before bed tonight and give a Vegy's prayer
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I cant keep sorority girls off me
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In high school me and a group of other chads banged our gfs in one of the other Chads little virgin bro's bed just to mess with him.

So when he finally became a Chad we busted his moment by telling him we all made it in his bed before he did.
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CommonJoe posted...

So when he finally became a Chad we busted in his bed.

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CommonJoe posted...

In high school me and a group of other chads banged our gfs in one of the other Chads little virgin bro's bed just to mess with him.

So when he finally became a Chad we busted his moment by telling him we all made it in his bed before he did.

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DrizztLink posted...

CommonJoe posted...

So when he finally became a Chad we busted in his bed.

I love you. Have my Chad children.
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One time I watched a large black guy bang my girlfriend and OH SHIT I THINK I MESSED UP GAIZ
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

DavidWong posted...

When I was in America in 2013 I went and stayed at a sorority apartment over a weekend for St Patricks Day weekend (a girl studied in Australia and I was friends with her so she took me), I hooked up with her on the first night but then on the second night had sex with her friend on the blow up mattress on the floor while that first girl slept on the couch literally a metre away

Before that on the second night i went to a frat house for a frat party and did a keg stand and played flip cup and beer pong. I was literally in American Pie. It was the chaddiest moment of my life.

The Lord forgives you
Say 14 Hail Pepes before bed tonight and give a Vegy's prayer

I'm going to tell my kids and grandkids about that weekend. It was the wildest, coolest weekend of my life. Americans and America may be fucked, but your college life is unreal.
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Ivynn posted...

One time I watched a large black guy bang my girlfriend and OH SHIT I THINK I MESSED UP GAIZ

No, go on

Did shit with 2 different girls in the same day who both had boyfriends
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In college, me and my bros used to play this game where we would hammer a bunch of shots of Baileys and then go to a club. We would each pick up some chunky basic bitches and take them back to my buddy Roscoe's apartment that his parents paid for.

We would each take a girl to a different room/closet and bang them. Then we would synchronize our watches so that we all kicked them out at exactly the same time. Shit was hilarious. We called the game "The Bay of Pigs".
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YourDrunkFather posted...

Did shit with 2 different girls in the same day who both had boyfriends

been there
<_<
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

YourDrunkFather posted...

Did shit with 2 different girls in the same day who both had boyfriends

been there

chad game #257: when you at the beach with the boys and see chicks sunbathing bellydown with their tops undone, yell shit like "who, look out" or "hey a bald eagle" so they turn over without thinking and you see their hoots. /game
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

YourDrunkFather posted...

Did shit with 2 different girls in the same day who both had boyfriends

been there
<_<

Oh shit reminds me of an even better Chad story. Same day I had my first gay experience I also got on with two different women. Idk if they were single cuz pffft
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Rad_Chad posted...

chad game #257: when you at the beach with the boys and see chicks sunbathing bellydown with their tops undone, yell shit like "who, look out" or "hey a bald eagle" so they turn over without thinking and you see their hoots. /game

We did a similar game only when they looked up we would all be jerking off. We called it "Sun stroking". Also a variant where they'd just be standing around and someone would be behind them called "The Back Stroke".
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One time an ugly girl hit on me at a bar, and I left.
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Oh yeah there was a time back in freshman year where this girl (who was fat at the time) asked me out and I told her I was gay to reject her. The next year she slimmed down a lot and we started messing around with each other

My friends still roast me to this day about how foul that was

Hooked up with a different girl each night for a week at college. That's about it. Half of them said I look like the guy from the band 'bright eyes' so I guess I had that going for me. I have girls come onto me fairly often, too. I'm not really interested in sex anymore so I just ignore them. I want a relationship, not hedonistic pleasures.

I've told a few people off, too, but that doesn't really count. I've been called "alpha" by fedora cores, but they don't know me. I'm physically fit and fairly tall, that doesn't mean shit when you grew up in a home defined by emotional and physical abuse because I can't hold a steady relationship to save my life. Hell, even friendships are hard because I don't trust others and am very, very quick to either drop people or go on an "offensive" defense.

Trump's wall doesn't have shit on my emotional barriers.

If this is the "chad" life then I want out. It's a real catch-22 but I'm the cause of my problems and clearly won't do anything despite being aware of it.

Called a girl a bitch, got her number and smashed two days later.
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I've turned down multiple girls for sex irl.

That's a Chad moment right?