Current Events > so many twinks in DS: Remastered.

(+) Yeah! (+)

i almost forgot what it was like.

nothing says welcome to fucking Lordran then getting one-shot by a Shrek-wannabe motherfucker with late-game weapons.
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That's why I always play Souls offline

Invasions are a dumb mechanic that only griefers use

I remember on the last day before they fixed the bottemless box glitch and changed the ninja flip ring, I put on full armor of thorns and rolled into low level players to kill them. Fun times were had by all.
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I enjoy fucking with the people on the DS Remastered board about disconnects during invasions. They get so butthurt. You get guys going into in depth explanations about the EULA over it. Shit's hilarious

https://imgur.com/8N5bjgO
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I can deal with mid/late-game invaders easily enough.

fighting someone at level 5 when they have upgraded shit and powerful spells. hard.

but it's all part of the experience.

And besides, if I played offline, I wouldn't be able to engage in JOLLY COOPERATION with my friends.
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I expected the other kind of twink
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if we're talking that way, then it's bears.
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So they didn't incorporate DkS 3's upgrade system for matchmaking? I.e. People that upgrade their weapons don't get matched with players of lower quality weapons (with certain ranges).
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StucklnMyPants posted...

So they didn't incorporate DkS 3's upgrade system for matchmaking? I.e. People that upgrade their weapons don't get matched with players of lower quality weapons (with certain ranges).

not sure. i thought they did.

but even then, getting Dark Beaded and Pursued when i've literally only been in the game for 20 minutes is kinda old.
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Giant Dad's?
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Touch posted...

Giant Dad's?

nope. just naked Shreks.
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