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IdiotMachine
07/02/18 4:02:07 PM
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If you order sauce for your unlimited breadsticks, is the sauce unlimited too?
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Lathissamus
07/02/18 4:02:33 PM
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sktgamer_13dude
07/02/18 4:03:08 PM
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I like it.

People here will shit on it because thats the internet hive mind.
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TerrifyingRei
07/02/18 4:03:58 PM
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It's a terrible place for a diabetic.
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Lathissamus
07/02/18 4:04:13 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
I like it.

People here will shit on it because thats the internet hive mind.

I've never had better than 6/10 food from there. And for the price, that's sad. I'd rather fuck off to Ruby Tuesday.
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thecoolgu
07/02/18 4:05:21 PM
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Despite being 1/8 Italian I don't really like Italian food. Olive Garden's is good though, so it's probably very good to somebody who does like Italian food.
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cjsdowg
07/02/18 4:06:06 PM
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Meh ...nothing to write home about. But it is okay. It isn't nasty.
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PiOverlord
07/02/18 4:07:40 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
I like it.

People here will shit on it because thats the internet hive mind.

Agreed. People feel the need to rip on chain restaurants to feel hip about eating at there mediocre local places that are double the price.
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Romulox28
07/02/18 4:07:42 PM
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reminds me of my mama mia's own 8k calorie fettucine alfredo
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The Trent
07/02/18 4:08:19 PM
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legal poison
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glitteringfairy
07/02/18 4:08:28 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
reminds me of my mama mia's own 8k calorie fettucine alfredo

Tell us the story about your olive garden escapades, papa green butter
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Corrupt_Power
07/02/18 4:11:55 PM
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Their ravioli di portabello is good, I don't care what anyone thinks.

Their Italian "classics" like spaghetti, alfredo, lasagna, etc. are whatever, but that's your own fault for getting "just like Mama used to make" foods from a chain restaurant.
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Romulox28
07/02/18 4:12:24 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Romulox28 posted...
reminds me of my mama mia's own 8k calorie fettucine alfredo

Tell us the story about your olive garden escapades, papa green butter

Since a young age, I have experienced frequent episodes of extremely explosive, violent white guilt. Some days, it is so bad that I can do nothing but stare at the wall and sob. I shut down emotionally and am just a very difficult person to be around.

I've been dealing with this white guilt for a very long time and in the last few years, I figured enough was enough. As many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collector, so I created a plan to deal with this guilt in a way that is productive and beneficial for all parties involved.

What I've done is created a sort of mult-racial coalition that gets together to work out race issues together. I have a few friends that I will invite out once a month to go over issues of racial sensitivity and repairing the damage my people have done towards them for decades.

Typically, we will meet up over a casual dinner - I prefer going to Olive Garden, as that is an inclusive dining experience that is neither too casual nor too formal. When we get to the restaurant, I will typically ask the waitress for extra breadsticks, under the guise that our party is exceptionally hungry from the long drive.

As soon as the waitress brings over the breadsticks and leaves, I will dump them into a trash bag I have fixed under my shirt. A lot of people don't know this, but Olive Garden actually offers you free breadsticks for life, assuming you do not leave the restaurant. When the waitress returns to the table to take our drink order (water, of course), I will howl something like "NUMMY NUMMY. ME WANT MORE BREADSTICKS NOW. LADY GIVE!" and begin pounding on the table. She will be thrown off her guard and rush back to the kitchen to provide more breadsticks.

This is the most important part of erasing my white guilt - I will subtley take the trash bag of breadsticks outside (under the cover that I need to go smoke a cigarette - to build this illusion, I will tussle the hair of any kid waiting and go "don't start smokin', buddy. don't be like me") and empty the bag in the footwell of the passenger seat of my car. I will then return to the table and repeat this process about two or three times.

Eventually, the waitress will start to catch on and begin delaying the delivery of breadsticks. This is my cue to leave. I will ask for the bill, which is (of course) $0, and I will leave her a 20% tip ($0). I will then drive home and use the breadsticks to make sandwiches for the month.
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Turbam
07/02/18 4:12:26 PM
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Bread and salad
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southcoast09
07/02/18 4:12:59 PM
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Gross. I dont like Italian food in general, but the food on the commercials look like something from an episode of Kitchen Nightmares.
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IdiotMachine
07/02/18 4:14:24 PM
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I've only ever eaten at Olive Garden once, when I was in a terrible mood. So I hated it, of course.

Thinking about going back sometime this week/end...
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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/02/18 4:16:14 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Romulox28 posted...
reminds me of my mama mia's own 8k calorie fettucine alfredo

Tell us the story about your olive garden escapades, papa green butter


oh shit thats toby shinobi?
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Gafemage
07/02/18 4:16:42 PM
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southcoast09 posted...
Gross. I dont like Italian food in general, but the food on the commercials look like something from an episode of Kitchen Nightmares.

Fam what
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Romulox28
07/02/18 4:17:51 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Romulox28 posted...
reminds me of my mama mia's own 8k calorie fettucine alfredo

Tell us the story about your olive garden escapades, papa green butter


oh shit thats toby shinobi?

the one & only
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glitteringfairy
07/02/18 4:19:44 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Romulox28 posted...
reminds me of my mama mia's own 8k calorie fettucine alfredo

Tell us the story about your olive garden escapades, papa green butter


oh shit thats toby shinobi?

the one & only

Fucking amazing
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eston
07/02/18 4:20:47 PM
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I don't go there often but the last couple times were pretty good
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PepperoniMaster
07/02/18 4:30:04 PM
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Its decent Italian fare. Went there about 2 weeks and the lasagna and appetizers were on point

I legitimately dont get the hate. It could be worse. Just look at those failing Italian restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares.
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K181
07/02/18 4:31:56 PM
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It's essentially a sit down fast food Italian restaurant. Certainly passable, not worthy of huge amounts of praise or much ridicule. Classic safe bet for a place to eat, as it won't stink nor will it knock your socks off. Will make you full for a reasonable price.
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Cleo_II
07/02/18 4:36:36 PM
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Ive never been there but had it at a house party (they made a takeout order). It was pretty mediocre and I dont get the obsession with the breadsticks. I wouldnt go out of my way to eat there but its edible.
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philsov
07/02/18 4:41:04 PM
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When you're there, you're family!

Most dishes have way too much salt for personal tastes
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Fuparulez
07/02/18 4:53:56 PM
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It's lower quality food at a lower price, thus there's a place for it. Where I live, we have access to all sorts of amazing Italian food, but Olive Garden still can compete, because of price point.

That and if you took most of their dishes and told people it was from some family owned restaurant, they'd think it was fine.
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