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8-bit_Biceps 07/02/18 3:18:43 AM #1: |
This always annoys me...and I'm so conscious of it that it almost seems like I have to fart more all of a sudden when I start dating someone just because I'm always holding it in and feeling it.
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ProfessorKukui 07/02/18 3:19:37 AM #2: |
.2 Seconds after making eye contact.
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slimfizzle2 07/02/18 3:21:58 AM #3: |
If she can't or will not give me Dutch ovens on the first date she ain't the one
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Lathissamus 07/02/18 3:26:20 AM #4: |
Just try not to pass gas or if you feel like you have to pass a stinky fart, just excuse yourself for a moment.
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catboy0_0 07/02/18 3:29:54 AM #5: |
after you have spent time with them at your/her place several times
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DarthGravid 07/02/18 3:30:11 AM #6: |
About 10 years ago, I had a very successful first date with a girl, and she slept over. I woke up in the middle of the night to her giggling uncontrollably. It turns out that I was power-farting in my sleep, and it woke her.
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slimfizzle2 07/02/18 3:31:32 AM #7: |
DarthGravid posted...
About 10 years ago, I had a very successful first date with a girl, and she slept over. I woke up in the middle of the night to her giggling uncontrollably. It turns out that I was power-farting in my sleep, and it woke her. Exactly --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthWendy 07/02/18 3:47:00 AM #8: |
The commonly accepted wait is between 10 and 12 years. Anything sooner and you can consider it a divorce.
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