Current Events > I need to fart but i am at work
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Rika_Furude 07/02/18 1:23:47 AM #1: |
My stomach is making noises
It tries to escape with the ferocity of 1000 truths I can hold it in but i got a few hours to go --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShinobiNinjaX 07/02/18 1:24:28 AM #2: |
Let it out slow
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ProfessorKukui 07/02/18 1:24:49 AM #3: |
Let it rip!
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Volkswagen_Bros 07/02/18 1:25:15 AM #4: |
Go to the restroom stall and just let it rip.
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Rika_Furude 07/02/18 1:25:37 AM #5: |
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Let it out slow I cannot. Its either all or nothing ProfessorKukui posted... Let it rip! Its one of those sonic boom types. Theres no silent with this one --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funbazooka 07/02/18 2:02:19 AM #6: |
Cough loudly when you let it out no one will hear it
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Lordgold666 07/02/18 2:05:59 AM #7: |
Dont let em rip until you grab a bubble wand first
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DarthGravid 07/02/18 3:17:02 AM #8: |
Try this:
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SpiralDrift 07/02/18 3:41:04 AM #9: |
Try shitting your pants to relieve some of the pressure. With a little luck it will be all poo no poot and none will be the wiser.
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au_gold 07/02/18 3:43:11 AM #10: |
Find the most physically attractive woman in your place of work and crop dust the area around her. She will get a scent of your pheromones and subconsciously develop an attraction to you. Its a win-win.
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Rika_Furude 07/02/18 3:52:00 AM #11: |
au_gold posted...
Find the most physically attractive woman in your place of work and crop dust the area around her. She will get a scent of your pheromones and subconsciously develop an attraction to you. Its a win-win. i tried this but when i walked past her desk 3 days later she had a model gas mask up on her desk and a sign saying "i know" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 07/02/18 4:38:08 AM #12: |
dont you hate it how your stomach farts when you hold it in. then when you run to the bathroom the farts dont come.
fucking trolll. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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