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au_gold 06/30/18 10:43:59 PM #1: |
Me: Hi there! Do you agree with Jordan Petersons view on societal indoctrination and the importance of personal competence?
Her: am I suppose to know who that is lol Me: Have you been living under a rock? Jordan Peterson is the sole voice of reason in this unreasonable political climate. He is firmly against the use of legislation to dictate language, particularly the use of transgender pronouns in Canadas bill C-16. Her: umm ok? lol Im not into politics Me: Neither is he. As a matter of fact, he was nothing more than a psychology professor before he was dragged into the political realm. His defiance to the universitys policy on transgender pronouns led to somewhat of a revolution on the idea of free speech. Her: can we change the subject please Me: Okay. Is your room clean? Her: lol not really why? Me: According to Jordan Peterson, if you want to make dramatic improvements to your livelihood and potential contributions to society, you should begin by cleaning your room. Her: wow Me: I know, right? Who knew that something so simple could have such a drastic effect on your subconscious. Well, Jordan Peterson knew. Haha. Her: bye Me: Going to clean your room, eh? Thats the spirit! Jordan Peterson would be proud. I havent heard from her since. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FLUFFYGERM 06/30/18 10:44:47 PM #2: |
she musta been a rainbow-haired land whale, otherwise that woulda gotten you laid
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au_gold 06/30/18 10:51:11 PM #3: |
She was actually fairly attractive, which is why Im surprised I didnt get a more welcoming response.
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SSJ2GrimReaper 06/30/18 10:52:57 PM #4: |
tl;dr version
TC: lol ur room dirty af Girl: who posted --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpinKirby 06/30/18 10:54:11 PM #5: |
I don't get the joke, but you're free to talk to your matches as you please.
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berlyman101 06/30/18 10:54:37 PM #6: |
Ctrl + f bucko not found
Ctrl + f postmodern neomarxists not found Ctrl + f lobster hierarchies not found Ctrl + f sort yourself out not found There's your problem, and, well, yeah, really! Get back to it! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Russman 06/30/18 10:56:11 PM #7: |
Damn. That totally would have worked on me
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Monolith1676 06/30/18 10:59:18 PM #8: |
10/10
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clearaflagrantj 06/30/18 11:00:54 PM #9: |
berlyman101 posted...
Ctrl + f bucko not found It's no joke! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 06/30/18 11:02:05 PM #10: |
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au_gold 07/01/18 12:42:50 AM #11: |
berlyman101 posted...
Ctrl + f bucko not found Thanks, I knew I could do a better job. Ill be sure to mention those in the future. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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orcus_snake 07/01/18 12:44:03 AM #12: |
Girl: who posted
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Mr_Hakubi 07/01/18 1:03:14 AM #13: |
typical woman
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dr_marble 07/01/18 1:07:25 AM #14: |
She's just intimidated by you, bro. Her panties were wet enough to drown a toddler in: I guarantee it.
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Delirious_Beard 07/01/18 1:08:43 AM #15: |
dude you almost had her
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the_freak 07/01/18 1:28:16 AM #16: |
i can tell she was aroused but i think you mentioned pronouns too late and that's what turned her off
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Joelypoely 07/01/18 1:35:47 AM #17: |
You dodged a bullet there, roughly speaking. In my estimation she'll have to sort herself out if she wants to select a mate at the top of the Tinder competence hierarchy.
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TendoDRM 07/01/18 1:36:53 AM #18: |
Not sure if this is worse than TC's old Mulaney gimmick.
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Looked gf 07/01/18 1:39:53 AM #19: |
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8-bit_Biceps 07/01/18 1:42:43 AM #20: |
I should try this shit. Except I would never out myself as a Jordan Peterson nut. Sam Harris is better.
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Dragonblade01 07/01/18 1:44:22 AM #21: |
She clearly hasn't heard everything Jordan Peterson's ever said.
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au_gold 07/01/18 11:14:20 PM #22: |
8-bit_Biceps posted...
I should try this shit. Except I would never out myself as a Jordan Peterson nut. Sam Harris is better. Ive only seen Sam Harris on the Real Time episode with Ben Affleck. Peterson speaks highly of him. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syncronous 07/01/18 11:48:52 PM #23: |
How are you not swimming in poontang right now
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berlyman101 07/02/18 12:55:34 AM #24: |
Dragonblade01 posted...
She clearly hasn't heard everything Jordan Peterson's ever said. And you can be damn sure of that! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 07/02/18 3:41:07 AM #25: |
Yeah, just ask the Kulaks how that turned out.
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au_gold 07/03/18 1:47:46 AM #26: |
Bump.
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