Current Events > Tips on how to not look gay while eating a banana in public?

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What should I not do?

Don't eat a banana in public.
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King Rial posted...

Don't eat a banana in public.

I should not not eat a banana in public? That's a double negative, my man

Eat it with a spoon
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Try to fit the entire thing in your mouth as quickly as possible so as to reduce the amount of time you spend eating it, and thusly reduce the chance of someone perceiving it wrong

eat it with the skin on
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Try and go slowly, so it doesn't appear as if you are too eager to eat the banana.

Every so often, as you're about to take a bite, instead take the banana back out of your mouth. Again, to show that you're actually not that interested in eating it.

Make eye contact with the male strangers around you while you eat so you can communicate your lack of gay thoughts through your facial expressions. Maybe try winking, as if to say "bananas in public, we've all been there, right?" This will diffuse any sexual implications and build a rapport.
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Reis posted...

Try to fit the entire thing in your mouth as quickly as possible so as to reduce the amount of time you spend eating it, and thusly reduce the chance of someone perceiving it wrong

So, you want me to deep throat it

Whip out your dick and rhino-charge someone to establish dominance.
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wow just wow the homophobia is rampant today
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Eat it from the side like a ear of corn

or eat it out of a mans butt crack
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Bite it into segments like a human being.

What are you doing to make it look gay, shoving it down your throat then licking it at the tip like it's an ice cream?
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There was this comedian a few years ago on one of the late shows ( super detailed info, I know) and she had a bit talking about this that ended up with her mashing it in the webbing between her middle and index finger and licking it out. Wish I could find the clip
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Eat it with a straw
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cup the balls with your other hand
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Tips on how to not look gay while eating a banana in public?

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Well first don't deepthroat it

Deep throat it.

Go so gay, it circles around to being straight again.
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1. Remove banana from its peel.
2. Smash it between your hands.
3. Vigorously lick it off your palms and fingers while making deep, orcish murmurs, only stopping to produce menacing growls whenever anyone locks their gaze on you.
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