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dib153
06/29/18 9:01:31 PM
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Wot d??
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MedeaLysistrata
06/29/18 9:01:57 PM
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Keep eating gravy
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REMercsChamp
06/29/18 9:02:47 PM
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More junk food and soda should do the trick
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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/29/18 9:03:39 PM
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is this where kfc gravy comes from? DIB'S BUTTHOLE???
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joestarrr
06/29/18 9:06:14 PM
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Zurkon posted...
A good cork maybe

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kingdrake2
06/29/18 9:08:00 PM
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if it makes TC feel any better about suffering through the pain together.
I've been vomiting for 3 days.

so far i haven't let loose the vomit and i hope it stays that way.
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TheRealDill2000
06/29/18 9:08:39 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
is this where kfc gravy comes from? DIB'S BUTTHOLE???

Oh no. I had some of that gravy for dinner today.
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Flockaveli
06/29/18 9:08:43 PM
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Snack on some pecans and almonds throughout the day.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/29/18 9:09:10 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
is this where kfc gravy comes from? DIB'S BUTTHOLE???

Oh no. I had some of that gravy for dinner today.

enjoy your dib sauce
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dib153
06/29/18 9:09:30 PM
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No but(t) for real tho, this shots getting old. Like....the sound of running water was kinda funny at first, but what with the abdominal pain and the sleeplessness and such....I think some stomach acid might be in there too cuz my sphincter is very sensitive when I wipe

Halp
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/29/18 9:10:03 PM
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Keep hydrated
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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/29/18 9:11:44 PM
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Get some probiotics and fiber.
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kingdrake2
06/29/18 9:14:51 PM
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dib153 posted...
No but(t) for real tho, this shots getting old. Like....the sound of running water was kinda funny at first, but what with the abdominal pain and the sleeplessness and such....I think some stomach acid might be in there too cuz my sphincter is very sensitive when I wipe

Halp


we want it to end soon too :(. damn food poisoning
last time i had it happen. it maybe lasted 4 days (it was the worse case).
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dib153
06/29/18 9:20:32 PM
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I think that may be my issue too, food poisoning. I havent had much of an appetite since the onset, but I think ima get me a fat ass salad, maybe some leafy greens will help
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1NfamousACE_2
06/29/18 9:21:12 PM
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Taco Bell
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kingdrake2
06/29/18 9:21:45 PM
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anything that has nutritional value, plus plenty of fluids (pedialyte is recommended because it replenishes salt and potassium).
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Hexenherz
06/29/18 9:37:42 PM
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I feel sorry for ya man.

I got food poisoning or something the night before I had to reenlist, legit thought I was going to die.
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Nash Highwind
06/29/18 9:46:51 PM
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Get some flushable wet wipes. It will help with the sore butthole. Maybe get some Imodium to take when you want to sleep.
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kingdrake2
06/29/18 10:28:44 PM
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Nash Highwind posted...
Get some flushable wet wipes. It will help with the sore butthole. Maybe get some Imodium to take when you want to sleep.


that stuff works, my dog had to take some version of it when it was constantly shitting because of the worms. fixes the issue but it comes out as a pink mess (it binds the poop).
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Butterfiles
06/29/18 10:29:15 PM
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get some biscuits
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HBOSS
06/29/18 10:30:39 PM
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have a banana. usually that helps bowels for me.
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dib153
06/29/18 11:54:36 PM
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I ate a salad and feel surprisingly plugged up
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slimfizzle2
06/29/18 11:59:02 PM
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dib153 posted...
I ate a salad and feel surprisingly plugged up

Were did you stick the radish?
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dib153
06/30/18 1:03:14 AM
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Idk if its its because after 3 days, going on 4, shits just run its course...or if the salad actually did its thing in a matter of hours...but it was like half solid mush. I think tomorrow is gonna be greens breakfast/lunch/dinner
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ShinobiNinjaX
06/30/18 1:51:52 AM
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Thanks for telling us what's been coming out of your butt.
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AsianFury2020
06/30/18 1:57:53 AM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
Thanks for telling us what's been coming out of your butt.

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