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joestarrr
06/25/18 7:32:38 PM
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choose wisely
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dib153
06/25/18 7:33:17 PM
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smoliske
06/25/18 7:33:35 PM
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I'd marry you for free
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Patty_Fleur
06/25/18 7:33:36 PM
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Sure. I'd suck your dick every night too.
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ssj3vegeta
06/25/18 7:33:44 PM
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Russman
06/25/18 7:33:47 PM
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nope dont need that shit
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Kazi1212
06/25/18 7:34:23 PM
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Can I divorce you later and keep it, at least half?
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joestarrr
06/25/18 7:35:07 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Sure. I'd suck your dick every night too.

that would be great if I had one to begin with

smoliske posted...
I'd marry you for free


ayyyyyyyyyy
but why marry for free when u could make a few million off of it
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joestarrr
06/25/18 7:35:50 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Can I divorce you later and keep it, at least half?


sure I'd love 2.5 mil
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Kazi1212
06/25/18 7:36:14 PM
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Deal baby
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/25/18 7:36:50 PM
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Do I get to see a picture before deciding?
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Patty_Fleur
06/25/18 7:37:21 PM
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TC is a girl?
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ImNotAnIdiot
06/25/18 7:38:34 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Do I get to see a picture before deciding?

I assume you never browsed the selfie topics. She's posted numerous pics in there.
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PhazonReborn
06/25/18 7:44:01 PM
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smoliske posted...
I'd marry you for free

Fucking cringe
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joestarrr
06/25/18 7:45:37 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
smoliske posted...
I'd marry you for free

Fucking cringe


no1curr
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Mist_Turnips
06/25/18 7:46:37 PM
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Not even for 50 million
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HashtagTartarus
06/25/18 7:47:05 PM
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MysteryMan923
06/25/18 7:47:49 PM
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Lolno. Not dealing with that level of crazy.
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DocileOrangeCup
06/25/18 7:47:58 PM
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joestarrr
06/25/18 7:49:18 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Not worth it tbh, you seem dangerous.


Tbh
1 - no one asked you
2 I'm PANsexual not cornsexual get it right

also lol @ people who legit think I'm crazy
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smoliske
06/25/18 7:50:39 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
smoliske posted...
I'd marry you for free

Fucking cringe


you need some proctozone?
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MysteryMan923
06/25/18 7:51:42 PM
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joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Not worth it tbh, you seem dangerous.


Tbh
1 - no one asked you
2 I'm PANsexual not cornsexual get it right

also lol @ people who legit think I'm crazy


You have zero self esteem and throw yourself at creepy dudes. What would you like to call it?
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DocileOrangeCup
06/25/18 7:51:46 PM
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joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Not worth it tbh, you seem dangerous.


Tbh
1 - no one asked you
2 I'm PANsexual not cornsexual get it right

also lol @ people who legit think I'm crazy

I'm CE con Carne first of all

Second of all I meant physically, I heard you started ebola
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joestarrr
06/25/18 7:57:23 PM
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M_Live posted...
joestarrr posted...
1 - no one asked you

Tbf wasn't this topic asking every one


Trufax actually
My b
MysteryMan923 posted...
joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Not worth it tbh, you seem dangerous.


Tbh
1 - no one asked you
2 I'm PANsexual not cornsexual get it right

also lol @ people who legit think I'm crazy


You have zero self esteem and throw yourself at creepy dudes. What would you like to call it?


You're right about the low self esteem to an extent, but I know my worth and haven't thrown myself at anyone ... it's usually the other way around.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

I'm CE con Carne first of all

Second of all I meant physically, I heard you started ebola


I wouldn't be surprised if people here believed that TBH

Also NO YOU'RE CORN

ALSO ALSO THIS IS A JOKE TOPIC WHY Y'ALL MAD
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Vyrulisse
06/25/18 7:57:59 PM
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joestarrr
06/25/18 7:58:47 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Is it legal? Thonk


:thonk:

also I've been legal for a while now IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT HEH HEH
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Anony1125
06/25/18 7:59:49 PM
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Sure, if the system can be gamed. If it's a situation where I'd actually have to live with the consequences, then no. Money would be tempting, but I'm looking for a fairy tale kind of love rather than a CE kind of love.
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DocileOrangeCup
06/25/18 8:00:45 PM
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joestarrr posted...
I wouldn't be surprised if people here believed that TBH

Also NO YOU'RE CORN

ALSO ALSO THIS IS A JOKE TOPIC WHY Y'ALL MAD

It's true CE I saw her bleeding out of her eyes behind a CVS

New cob who dis

CE is always mad
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/25/18 8:22:33 PM
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ImNotAnIdiot posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Do I get to see a picture before deciding?

I assume you never browsed the selfie topics. She's posted numerous pics in there.

Anything legit with signs or anything
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DarthGravid
06/25/18 8:28:25 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cgbZqR2AGI" data-time="

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smoliske
06/25/18 8:29:44 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
ImNotAnIdiot posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Do I get to see a picture before deciding?

I assume you never browsed the selfie topics. She's posted numerous pics in there.

Anything legit with signs or anything


she's definitely a girl, definitely pretty, and already taken <3
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PhazonReborn
06/25/18 8:43:18 PM
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joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Not worth it tbh, you seem dangerous.


Tbh
1 - no one asked you
2 I'm PANsexual not cornsexual get it right

also lol @ people who legit think I'm crazy

You have the mentality of a high school student
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smoliske
06/25/18 8:50:40 PM
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your obsession is a bit creepy tbh
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joestarrr
06/25/18 8:51:16 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Not worth it tbh, you seem dangerous.


Tbh
1 - no one asked you
2 I'm PANsexual not cornsexual get it right

also lol @ people who legit think I'm crazy

You have the mentality of a high school student


lmao ok
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PhazonReborn
06/25/18 9:06:52 PM
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smoliske posted...
my obsession is a bit creepy tbh

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joestarrr
06/25/18 9:08:28 PM
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phazon you're the one who consistently keeps posting in my topics god knows why just because you don't like me for whatever reason

also @smoliske is in a relationship with me ... that's not an obsession .... ? like what is your problem lmao
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solosnake
06/25/18 9:14:36 PM
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****buds only for 5 million, you can have my dick but my heart is worth more than that sorry, you got to do better
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BillyKidd
06/25/18 9:16:52 PM
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pre-nup, no consummation, divorce.
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PhazonReborn
06/25/18 9:27:00 PM
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joestarrr posted...
phazon you're the one who consistently keeps posting in my topics god knows why just because you don't like me for whatever reason

also @smoliske is in a relationship with me ... that's not an obsession .... ? like what is your problem lmao

Like what like is like your problem like oh my godddddddddddddd
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PhazonReborn
06/25/18 9:27:52 PM
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Imagine admitting to being in a relationship on Gamefaqs with another Gamefaqs poster

Lmfaoooooooo
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uwnim
06/25/18 9:29:02 PM
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How likely are you to kill/injure me? This is pretty much the only important bit.
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smoliske
06/25/18 9:42:11 PM
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Imagine being an insufferable dickweasel
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PhazonReborn
06/25/18 9:42:59 PM
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smoliske posted...
Imagine being an insufferable dickweasel

What's it like?
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bulletproofvita
06/25/18 9:47:02 PM
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I'd like to add my two cents here...
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Signatures are overrated.
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smoliske
06/25/18 9:53:28 PM
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GjjJMR3
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vocedelmorte
06/25/18 9:57:27 PM
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Id marry anyone for 5mil. just give me joint account and we'll see how it goes ^__^
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