Current Events > Girlfriend told people at a party that we haven't had sex in a month.

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3khc
06/24/18 3:29:36 AM
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Embarrassing.
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Harpie
06/24/18 3:30:18 AM
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Take the hint
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Aloner
06/24/18 3:31:22 AM
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At least you had sex, quit bitchin.
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ForestLogic
06/24/18 3:32:03 AM
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That at least makes me feel a little better that me and my fiancee haven't done it in 2 full weeks.

But yeah that sucks dude. I feel for ya :\
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3khc
06/24/18 3:34:19 AM
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It was right in my face, too. Just shrugged it off, but inside i was like why would u
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Ultima Dragon
06/24/18 3:46:36 AM
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Did she bring it up or was it just the general topic of discussion?

One month is kind of a long time dude. Who isn't initiating/reciprocating?
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eggcorn
06/24/18 3:47:32 AM
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damn that's a low key invitation.
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Lathissamus
06/24/18 3:47:52 AM
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tf, that's a strange thing for her to tell other people
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Letron_James
06/24/18 3:48:22 AM
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So stop being a beta and go fuck her?
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DarthGravid
06/24/18 3:49:31 AM
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She's either telling you to handle your business, *or*, advertising that she's looking for someone else to do it.

Don't delay.
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EnragedSlith
06/24/18 3:55:04 AM
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Forlorn_Ass
06/24/18 4:05:21 AM
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DarthGravid posted...
She's either telling you to handle your business, *or*, advertising that she's looking for someone else to do it.

Don't delay.

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Sativa_Rose
06/24/18 4:05:55 AM
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wow you need to get in that
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garan
06/24/18 4:08:32 AM
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Forlorn_Ass posted...
DarthGravid posted...
She's either telling you to handle your business, *or*, advertising that she's looking for someone else to do it.

Don't delay.


Thirded.
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EverDownward
06/24/18 4:09:13 AM
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Harpie posted...
Take the hint

Pretty much this. Time to move on, my dude, before she does the inevitable and cucks you.
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3khc
06/24/18 4:38:19 AM
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We both initiate at wrong times. Someone is usually not in the mood. Libidos are not in sync.
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solosnake
06/24/18 4:42:27 AM
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If the panties aint droppin, she got to go bro
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3khc
06/24/18 7:13:22 PM
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Yeah idk maybe she bored or whatever. I'm not really trippan about that, but when she air it out at a party thats when I'm like yo privacy please.
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thronedfire2
06/24/18 7:14:05 PM
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better get on that soon or someone else will
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IllegalAlien
06/24/18 7:16:00 PM
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3khc posted...
We both initiate at wrong times. Someone is usually not in the mood. Libidos are not in sync.

bro if she in the mood, you in the mood. cmon now
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Forlorn_Ass
06/24/18 7:50:46 PM
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She has probably already cheated on you already to be honest.
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Trumpo
06/24/18 7:52:38 PM
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She's seeing a chad on the side
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Howl
06/24/18 8:00:38 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Not in sync for an entire month? I find that hard to believe.


Yeah she definitely told people that hoping to advertise that she's looking to find some different dick. There's just absolutely no reason she would ever tell that to anyone aside from like maybe her best friend if she was asking for advice. Her saying it to like a group of people is an extremely bad sign, that not only does she not respect you or your relationship, but also that she's actively looking for other men to replace you with.
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nexigrams
06/24/18 8:04:35 PM
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That's highly passive aggressive holy shit. You two need to talk directly about what each of you want or just break up. Jesus.
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3khc
06/24/18 8:09:17 PM
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IllegalAlien posted...
3khc posted...
We both initiate at wrong times. Someone is usually not in the mood. Libidos are not in sync.

bro if she in the mood, you in the mood. cmon now

Yeah, i know. Fuck that pressure tho.
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DarthGravid
06/24/18 10:31:28 PM
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3khc posted...
IllegalAlien posted...
3khc posted...
We both initiate at wrong times. Someone is usually not in the mood. Libidos are not in sync.

bro if she in the mood, you in the mood. cmon now

Yeah, i know. Fuck that pressure tho.


When my wife says she's ready, I drop everything. It's always worth it. I make her feel good AND get laid. There's no losing in this situation.
When you tell a girl "no", that sends her into an emotional state that causes her to doubt herself on every level. She will seek fulfillment elsewhere if this happens too frequently.

Try to salvage the relationship, if it matters to you, but it may be too late already.
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Smashingpmkns
06/24/18 10:32:29 PM
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Me and my girlfriend have sex every other day...
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SSJCAT
06/24/18 10:34:20 PM
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3khc posted...
IllegalAlien posted...
3khc posted...
We both initiate at wrong times. Someone is usually not in the mood. Libidos are not in sync.

bro if she in the mood, you in the mood. cmon now

Yeah, i know. Fuck that pressure tho.

What the eff?
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MFBKBass5
06/24/18 10:40:08 PM
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3khc posted...
We both initiate at wrong times. Someone is usually not in the mood. Libidos are not in sync.


Man you sound terrible. Guaranteed shes gonna dump your ass soon, or is already cheating on you brah
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3khc
06/24/18 10:44:53 PM
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Yall see the pressure I'm talking about now? Why is it me that has to perform at any given moment.
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iClockwork
06/24/18 10:46:16 PM
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She isn't really even your girlfriend at this point. Ya'll just friends now.
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3khc
06/25/18 3:12:12 AM
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No luck tonite again. I even powdered my balls.

The fuck is this married life already.
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BatmanWTtP
06/25/18 3:14:18 AM
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You should have responded with "It's hard to have sex with a vag that hasn't been washed in two months. If you're going out go out on top.
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kingdrake2
06/25/18 3:18:27 AM
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3khc posted...
No luck tonite again. I even powdered my balls.

The fuck is this married life already.


TC may end up losing in the long run if he doesn't please her :(.
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_Rinku_
06/25/18 3:21:37 AM
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I find it hard to believe that anyone on this site is getting laid at all, even if it was a month ago.
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Andrew21044
06/25/18 3:23:00 AM
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The only advice I can give is to either have a serious talk with her or find a way of pleasing her to keep her from finding someone else.
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WafflehouseJK
06/25/18 3:32:56 AM
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lol at the people in this topic who thinks dudes have to want to have sex 24/7. If you're not feeling it, you shouldn't feel pressured into doing it.

That being said, if she's long term not feeling satisfied, especially to say something like that in public, you guys seriously need to have a talk. Explain to her that you have a lower sex-drive, offer solutions (performing oral more often, getting a vibrator, etc.) and get on the same page, or it's not going to work out.

My GF has a WAY higher sex drive than I do. We both recognize that though, and I try to do at least something for her whenever she's in the mood, and in exchange she doesn't pressure me into having full out sex if I'm not feeling it. But I also do that stuff because I want to do that for her. If you're at the point where you don't want to do anything for her at all, there's likely some underlying issues the two of you need to address.
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Irony
06/25/18 3:34:01 AM
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Try eating her ass
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Funkydog
06/25/18 3:44:21 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Good advice


Listen to this. Having been in this situation with someone who wanted it a lot less than me this worked out pretty well.
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Krojen
06/25/18 3:54:34 AM
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Were any of those people at the party an Indian man?
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creativeme
06/25/18 4:04:27 AM
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that is a long time. especially for married people. like if you been married a long time and older i can understand but anyone younger i would think you'd try to have sex like at least once a week.
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Scottydoesntno
06/25/18 4:14:22 AM
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the female controls sex. you are just a lowly male. when she wants sex, give her sex
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iClockwork
06/25/18 4:45:35 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
I try to do at least something for her whenever she's in the mood, and in exchange she doesn't pressure me into having full out sex if I'm not feeling it

Imagine unironically typing this
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WafflehouseJK
06/25/18 4:54:29 AM
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iClockwork posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
I try to do at least something for her whenever she's in the mood, and in exchange she doesn't pressure me into having full out sex if I'm not feeling it

Imagine unironically typing this

Imagine not realizing people have varying sex drives and are able to handle it like adults.
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Funkydog
06/25/18 5:23:26 AM
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iClockwork posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
I try to do at least something for her whenever she's in the mood, and in exchange she doesn't pressure me into having full out sex if I'm not feeling it

Imagine unironically typing this

Imagine typing what you typed
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thelovefist
06/25/18 5:25:34 AM
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3khc posted...
We both initiate at wrong times. Someone is usually not in the mood. Libidos are not in sync.

Why are you ever saying no?
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SpaceBear_
06/25/18 5:27:45 AM
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It's not your job to say no, ffs. She's your lady, wtf is this topic?
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WafflehouseJK
06/25/18 5:28:32 AM
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I can't help but assume that the people who think that people should want sex all the time are the people who never have sex.
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