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Raikuro
06/24/18 9:55:54 AM
#51:


SwayM posted...
ITT: "Spam is just as filling as Steak and it's a thousand percent cheaper. Therefore, it's just as good"

The thing is Nintendo isn't any cheaper. For the customers at least. Nintendo makes indie games and charges AAA prices.
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The_Scarecrow
06/24/18 9:57:15 AM
#52:


Nintendo put out some of the most critically acclaimed games ever made just last year. What is this topic?
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 9:57:33 AM
#53:


Really...
Its indie games trying to mimmick nintendo lol
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voldothegr8
06/24/18 9:59:52 AM
#54:


Very few developers put the amount of polish on a game like Nintendo. You might not like their games but nobody can argue the quality of them except haters.
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l Dudeboy l
06/24/18 10:04:44 AM
#55:


I'd rather play Mario Odyssey 2 or whatever is next than Cyberpunk 2077 or Last of Us 2.
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SwayM
06/24/18 10:13:32 AM
#56:


This is also important to bring up:

Nintendo is a household name and has more beloved franchises under their belts than any other company. I think most sane people would agree with this, no?

Their model for selling their franchises is:

1) Maybe we'll put out a new one this year. It'll be safe and familiar, people will eat it up.

2) We will put out a very small selection of classic games on our godawful store. We wont even begin to compete with piracy, there'll be zero benefit, just overpay us for these games that will only work on the console you bought them on, thanks.

3) We'll release a retro console. It'll be a great idea, pretty bare bones though. Only come with 30 games and you'll never be able to buy one because we'll only manufacture 3 units for the entire world.

Nintendo is literally sitting on a MOTHERFUCKING GOLD MINE, and they show time and time again they absolutely have no idea what they're doing. How many companies would give their left nut to be at the helm and have all that potential revenue at your disposal.

Total pipe dream, but I just imagine what a company like Valve/steam could do with access to the Nintendo library as an example. It really is a shame fans have to put up with this level of incompetence...put up with isn't even right, people celebrate this shit.
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ShutTheF---__Up
06/24/18 10:14:50 AM
#57:


Literally nobody cares what you think about anything.
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 10:16:48 AM
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Nintendo is the most successful gaming company in the world but apparently they have no idea what they are doing. Kek
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SwayM
06/24/18 10:19:22 AM
#59:


Scottydoesntno posted...
but apparently they have no idea what they are doing


How's their online infrastructure coming along again?
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SwayM
06/24/18 10:23:05 AM
#60:


Imagine the XBONE 2 gets released 2020

No party chat

Bare bones as as it comes

Download an app on your phone if you want to talk to your friends fuckers

We're Microsoft

We've been in the game for years bitch

You'll buy our shit regardless.
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CM_Ponch
06/24/18 10:43:02 AM
#61:


SwayM posted...
Imagine the XBONE 2 gets released 2020

No party chat

Bare bones as as it comes

Download an app on your phone if you want to talk to your friends fuckers

We're Microsoft

We've been in the game for years bitch

You'll buy our shit regardless.

But how are the games?
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 10:43:52 AM
#62:


CM_Ponch posted...
SwayM posted...
Imagine the XBONE 2 gets released 2020

No party chat

Bare bones as as it comes

Download an app on your phone if you want to talk to your friends fuckers

We're Microsoft

We've been in the game for years bitch

You'll buy our shit regardless.

But how are the games?

Who needs games when you can pay monthly for online play for all their... oh...
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Mr_Biscuit
06/24/18 10:52:02 AM
#63:


SwayM posted...
ITT: "Spam is just as filling as Steak and it's a thousand percent cheaper. Therefore, it's just as good"

ITP: Everything that isnt a third person shooter/walking simulator is spam
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Unknown5uspect
06/24/18 10:56:30 AM
#64:


SwayM posted...
http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/gta3_gta4_scripts1.jpg

This is the difference in scripts between GTA 3 and 4.

That's a lot of paper for something most people don't give a shit about. Literally GTA script lol
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Mr_Biscuit
06/24/18 11:11:42 AM
#65:


SwayM posted...
Imagine the XBONE 2 gets released 2020

No party chat

Bare bones as as it comes

Download an app on your phone if you want to talk to your friends fuckers

We're Microsoft

We've been in the game for years bitch

You'll buy our shit regardless.

a) Does it come at a reasonable price point with a bunch of good games and a unique purpose? Might overlook the flaws

b) This topic was about games, I thought? As a console developer I have different criticisms of them. Its almost like you just wanted to bash Nintendo and switched subjects when the games angle didnt take
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Banjo2553
06/24/18 11:19:06 AM
#66:


CM_Ponch posted...
SwayM posted...
Imagine the XBONE 2 gets released 2020

No party chat

Bare bones as as it comes

Download an app on your phone if you want to talk to your friends fuckers

We're Microsoft

We've been in the game for years bitch

You'll buy our shit regardless.

But how are the games?

This. It's the only reason I buy Nintendo consoles. It's the only reason I buy consoles period. I also don't play online very much (which is why I don't like that it's becoming paid) so them being "behind" on online capabilities...doesn't bother me too much.
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ViewtifulGrave
06/24/18 11:28:31 AM
#67:


Why does Nintendo have to conform to what everyone else is doing? Why should they give up their identity?

They make fun games and thats what really matters. Variety is the spice of life.
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voldothegr8
06/24/18 11:30:53 AM
#68:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
This topic was about games, I thought? As a console developer I have different criticisms of them. Its almost like you just wanted to bash Nintendo and switched subjects when the games angle didnt take

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Banjo2553
06/24/18 11:37:12 AM
#69:


ViewtifulGrave posted...
Why does Nintendo have to conform to what everyone else is doing? Why should they give up their identity?

They make fun games and thats what really matters. Variety is the spice of life.

This, too. Games that just focus on the gameplay and don't really have a deep story should exist and Nintendo fills that. They're not inherently inferior. They don't need to be following other game developers like that.

Whenever they try to go for more cinematics and more story though, yes I do wish they would upgrade their standards. It bugged me for the longest time that Zelda never got voice acting even though the story-telling and cinematics became more and more like other modern games, and wouldn't you know it they finally put in voice acting on a Zelda game with the least amount of story since the NES/SNES days.
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spikethedevil
06/24/18 11:43:35 AM
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And gave Zelda a fake stereotypical English accent >_>.
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CM_Ponch
06/24/18 11:52:22 AM
#71:


Nintendo does have a few story driven games though.
Xenoblade 1 and 2, the Mario RPGs, the Mother series come to mind first
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Banjo2553
06/24/18 11:53:15 AM
#72:


spikethedevil posted...
And gave Zelda a fake stereotypical English accent >_>.

Yeah, that was...odd. And she definitely sounded older than 16/17.

What's even weirder is that the King doesn't even have an English accent. Or if he does it's not very noticeable.
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SpiritSephiroth
06/24/18 12:18:04 PM
#73:


I've found that any Nintendo fan that see's a game which has extremely good looking graphics ends up calling said game "an interactive movie". As if they have no other rebuttal in the debate.

That said, Nintendo will never have a good looking game with powerful capabilities melded with good gameplay if this continues.
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 12:21:24 PM
#74:


Nintendo is just a cheap as fuck company that tries to save every penny they can.

I mean, this is the company that literally could not include a fucking $2 charger in the newer 3DS models. What company doesn't include a fucking charger with their products?
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CM_Ponch
06/24/18 12:25:06 PM
#75:


SpiritSephiroth posted...
That said, Nintendo will never have a good looking game with powerful capabilities melded with good gameplay if this continues.

Define good looking game
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HiddenLurker
06/24/18 12:27:26 PM
#76:


Scottydoesntno posted...
Why would they ever want to go third party?

He wants their games but not their console. He is one of those fanboi's that LOVE exclusive games and content but only for their chosen company.
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Mr_Biscuit
06/24/18 1:02:07 PM
#77:


SpiritSephiroth posted...
I've found that any Nintendo fan that see's a game which has extremely good looking graphics ends up calling said game "an interactive movie". As if they have no other rebuttal in the debate.

That said, Nintendo will never have a good looking game with powerful capabilities melded with good gameplay if this continues.

No. I call interactive movies interactive movies. And I love them, mind you. Thats just kinda what they are.

Bloodborne for a counter example is a beautiful PS4 exclusive and thats not an interactive movie.
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ViewtifulGrave
06/24/18 2:47:56 PM
#78:


LockeMonster posted...
Nintendo is just a cheap as fuck company that tries to save every penny they can.

I mean, this is the company that literally could not include a fucking $2 charger in the newer 3DS models. What company doesn't include a fucking charger with their products?

What does this have to do with Nintendos games?
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mehmeh1
06/24/18 4:14:09 PM
#79:


SpiritSephiroth posted...
I've found that any Nintendo fan that see's a game which has extremely good looking graphics ends up calling said game "an interactive movie". As if they have no other rebuttal in the debate.

That said, Nintendo will never have a good looking game with powerful capabilities melded with good gameplay if this continues.

Pretty much every 3d mario post sunshine, LoZ wind waker, ALBW, almost every kirby game, and if you include gamefreak, most mainline pokemon games too (not a fan of gen 6's style though)
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 4:35:43 PM
#80:


ViewtifulGrave posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Nintendo is just a cheap as fuck company that tries to save every penny they can.

I mean, this is the company that literally could not include a fucking $2 charger in the newer 3DS models. What company doesn't include a fucking charger with their products?

What does this have to do with Nintendos games?

We're talking about Nintendo as a whole now and them being cheap as fuck is part of why TC sees what he says he sees with them and their games.
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EverDownward
06/24/18 4:36:17 PM
#81:


Naughty Dog's been shit for a long time. All they care about is making interactive movies.
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Wedge Antilles
06/24/18 4:39:49 PM
#82:


*Makes 2 out of the 5 Game of the Year award nominees, one of which won*

*Is not a top tier developer*

Does not compute.
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Dark_twisted
06/24/18 4:48:09 PM
#83:


So Nintendo isn't a top-tier developer because they don't make 30 minute long cut scenes?

Fantastic reason.
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 4:52:03 PM
#84:


LockeMonster posted...
ViewtifulGrave posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Nintendo is just a cheap as fuck company that tries to save every penny they can.

I mean, this is the company that literally could not include a fucking $2 charger in the newer 3DS models. What company doesn't include a fucking charger with their products?

What does this have to do with Nintendos games?

We're talking about Nintendo as a whole now and them being cheap as fuck is part of why TC sees what he says he sees with them and their games.

So... explain how it affects the games using examples from the games...
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 4:54:46 PM
#85:


Scottydoesntno posted...
So... explain how it affects the games using examples from the games...

What? If a company is too cheap to include a $2 charger in a $200 system, it will affect their entire business.
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 4:56:07 PM
#86:


LockeMonster posted...
Scottydoesntno posted...
So... explain how it affects the games using examples from the games...

What? If a company is too cheap to include a $2 charger in a $200 system, it will affect their entire business.

I thought the question was pretty clear but you still managed to fuck it up.
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 4:58:00 PM
#87:


Scottydoesntno posted...
I thought the question was pretty clear but you still managed to fuck it up.

And I answered correctly. Just because you suck at understanding business doesn't mean I fucked something up.
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 4:59:56 PM
#88:


You provided 0 examples from the games about how the games are "cheap". You didnt address my post in the slightest. So yes, you fucked up hard.
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 5:22:12 PM
#89:


Scottydoesntno posted...
You provided 0 examples from the games about how the games are "cheap". You didnt address my post in the slightest. So yes, you fucked up hard.

Again, that's not the point. The point is that the company behind it is cheap, thus everything in the company is done conservatively and with the least amount of money possible with as much reuse of old resources and underpowered hardware. The Switch being one of the first excusable in that respect since the GC because there was nothing more than the X1 even available.

Things like outdated online, charging to backup saves, having shortages for every thing so fans can't even buy your shit, not including a charger in a $200 system (which no other company does), shitty account system with an unsophisticated infastructure, fighting YouTubers when other companies are way more lenient, etc etc.
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Unknown5uspect
06/24/18 5:24:01 PM
#90:


LockeMonster posted...
Scottydoesntno posted...
You provided 0 examples from the games about how the games are "cheap". You didnt address my post in the slightest. So yes, you fucked up hard.

Again, that's not the point. The point is that the company behind it is cheap, thus everything in the company is done conservatively and with the least amount of money possible with as much reuse of old resources and underpowered hardware. The Switch being one of the first excusable in that respect since the GC because there was nothing more than the X1 even available.

Things like outdated online, charging to backup saves, having shortages for every thing so fans can't even buy your shit, not including a charger in a $200 system (which no other company does), shitty account system with an unsophisticated infastructure, fighting YouTubers when other companies are way more lenient, etc etc.

That's a lot of words for nothing that has anything to do with the quality of the games themselves.
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Delta_Force
06/24/18 5:24:07 PM
#91:


Scottydoesntno posted...
SwayM posted...
PanzerElite posted...
Because large scripts are why I play games.

lmao


Right. As if my point is Mario needs a 20000 page script to be good.

No, my point is Nintendo has never shown theyre capable of anything remotely close to this.

they've never shown they aren't either.


*Looks at Other M*
Yeah I agree, clearly they didn't even try. You could say it was the devs fault, but it's a Nintendo product and they definitely had input there.
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 5:27:40 PM
#92:


LockeMonster posted...
Scottydoesntno posted...
You provided 0 examples from the games about how the games are "cheap". You didnt address my post in the slightest. So yes, you fucked up hard.

Again, that's not the point. The point is that the company behind it is cheap, thus everything in the company is done conservatively and with the least amount of money possible with as much reuse of old resources and underpowered hardware. The Switch being one of the first excusable in that respect since the GC because there was nothing more than the X1 even available.

Things like outdated online, charging to backup saves, having shortages for every thing so fans can't even buy your shit, not including a charger in a $200 system (which no other company does), shitty account system with an unsophisticated infastructure, fighting YouTubers when other companies are way more lenient, etc etc.

No, the 3ds not coming with a charger does not mean Mario Oddyssey is "cheap", nor does that explain how its a "bad game". Ive had enough of you.
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 5:28:12 PM
#93:


Unknown5uspect posted...
That's a lot of words for nothing that has anything to do with the quality of the games themselves.

Explain to me in detail then how it has nothing to do with the quality if they are always penny pinching.

Are you confusing quality with fun? Because TC has addressed that. They're fun, sure. But like TC has already laid out, just because they concentrate on it only being fun doesn't mean it doesn't lack in things like good stories, voice acting, or graphical effort. And a good explanation of why these things are lacking is because Nintendo is a historically conservative company.
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 5:32:51 PM
#94:


Scottydoesntno posted...
No, the 3ds not coming with a charger does not mean Mario Oddyssey is "cheap", nor does that explain how its a "bad game". Ive had enough of you.

Great strawman. Again I'm sorry you suck at critical thinking and understanding how that and the other things i mentioned can affect businesses.

"I've had enough" usually translates to "my points don't hold any weight, so let me bow out now". Good riddens I suppose.
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 5:43:12 PM
#95:


In this case it means im bored of you dodging and not providing any actual examples of cheapness in the games. This is my last post to you. Let it be known i gave you the benefit of the doubt multiple times in a row.
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 5:45:18 PM
#96:


Scottydoesntno posted...
In this case it means im bored of you dodging and not providing any actual examples of cheapness in the games. This is my last post to you. Let it be known i gave you the benefit of the doubt multiple times in a row.

Translation: "My points don't hold any weight, so let me bow out now".

You've not countered anything I said other than some lousy strawman argument. So I guess you're free to fuck off now.
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Dark_twisted
06/24/18 5:46:55 PM
#97:


Yeah I don't get how not including a $2 charger equates to not making good games.
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 5:47:38 PM
#98:


Dark_twisted posted...
Yeah I don't get how not including a $2 equates to not making good games.

That's not what I'm saying at all...
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Scottydoesntno
06/24/18 5:49:53 PM
#99:


Dark_twisted posted...
Yeah I don't get how not including a $2 charger equates to not making good games.

Hes probably just trolling
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LockeMonster
06/24/18 5:50:42 PM
#100:


Scottydoesntno posted...
Dark_twisted posted...
Yeah I don't get how not including a $2 charger equates to not making good games.

Hes probably just trolling

Don't project.
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