Current Events > Popeyes Chicken, yay or nay

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I really enjoyed Popeyes and their fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He led me to the back of the restaurant, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse-like room. As I watched, employees of the Popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The staff members took the chunks of horse flesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horse meat around the bones, then they breaded and deep fried it. I asked the division manager why he had taken me to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, with diseased sores throbbing rythmically with terror, squirting pus and blood with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?" I quickly sunk my teeth in and took a bite right out of the horse. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer, and I highly recommend them.

It was nay before but after reading this sign me the fuck up

neigh
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yay as fuck best fried chicken chain
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wat
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Booo!

You went PG. You were supposed to fuck it.
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I had to quit at froth. Fucking hate that word
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Another_Voice posted...

The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.

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Canes > Popeyes > KFC
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