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BlingBling22947
06/21/18 7:20:04 PM
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Gingerbread man.
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NeonOctopus
06/21/18 7:26:00 PM
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Monolith1676
06/21/18 7:31:20 PM
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My gf and I have jury duty the same week. I am hoping we can get out of it.
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ACHEEKSMALLOY
06/21/18 7:32:14 PM
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Tell em you have back problems that prohibits long hours of sitting. Works for me
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au_gold
06/21/18 7:32:21 PM
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Enjoy being on the FBIs Most Wanted list.
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fan357
06/21/18 7:44:04 PM
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I enjoyed jury duty.
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Serious Cat
06/21/18 7:57:24 PM
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fan357 posted...
I enjoyed jury duty.

Mine wasn't bad. Would have been dull eventually, but it settled after the first day.
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Darkrobotisback
06/21/18 8:00:13 PM
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You literally get paid to attend jury duty...
maybe not all at once, but you do get some kinda monetary incentive for attending.
You might even get to see a fully grown man cry when his lawyer gets rekt.
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RE_expert44
06/21/18 8:01:46 PM
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I have never been selected or even gone in for selection in the 11 years i have been eligible. Last month i sat in the waiting room and watched the proposal and hitch before they sent us home. The year before that we at least got men in black and shrek.
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kingdrake2
06/21/18 8:06:25 PM
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ACHEEKSMALLOY posted...
Tell em you have back problems that prohibits long hours of sitting. Works for me


i have that, but it's long hours of standing or bending that destroys me.
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ACHEEKSMALLOY
06/21/18 8:10:30 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
ACHEEKSMALLOY posted...
Tell em you have back problems that prohibits long hours of sitting. Works for me


i have that, but it's long hours of standing or bending that destroys me.

Ive got both. being tall fucking sucks
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Autocraticus
06/21/18 8:13:18 PM
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I asked my doctor to write me a note saying I have IBS from my gallbladder surgery.

I haven't been summoned since.
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glitteringfairy
06/21/18 8:15:40 PM
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Can't you just not respond and throw away the letter. They can't actually prove you received the summons or ignored it.
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Volkswagen_Bros
06/21/18 8:16:05 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
You literally get paid to attend jury duty...
maybe not all at once, but you do get some kinda monetary incentive for attending.
You might even get to see a fully grown man cry when his lawyer gets rekt.

Money isn't enough of an incentive for me to ever want to partake in what is a giant waste of my time.

It's like being held against your own will and failure to comply will result in a warrant for your arrest.
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rodu_jr
06/21/18 8:18:32 PM
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I thought you only get a small sum for jury duty
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NeonOctopus
06/21/18 8:48:45 PM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
You literally get paid to attend jury duty...
maybe not all at once, but you do get some kinda monetary incentive for attending.
You might even get to see a fully grown man cry when his lawyer gets rekt.

lmao wut. They literally give you $9 per day in my state. They didnt even cover the train ride for me >_> Not mention the cost of not being able to work that day
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catboy0_0
06/21/18 8:50:26 PM
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I was only summoned once before, but I got a doctor's note because I'm insane
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Serious Cat
06/22/18 1:23:22 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
lmao wut. They literally give you $9 per day in my state. They didnt even cover the train ride for me >_> Not mention the cost of not being able to work that day

I got about $100 for a day and a half on top of work pay for jury duty as well.
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Bad_Mojo
06/22/18 1:27:42 AM
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It's not hard to get out. Show up and tell them that you're a racist or something when they ask you questions.
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Monolith1676
06/22/18 1:30:45 AM
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Aeriis posted...
I got a paper in the mail and just ignored it <_<

b7?


Just wait till you get contacted by LE and have to do a couple nights in jail or pay a large fine.
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Kineth
06/22/18 1:32:17 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
It's not hard to get out. Show up and tell them that you're a racist or something when they ask you questions.


Or just be good at rhetoric and tamper with the jury pool, which is what I ended up doing last time.
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Bad_Mojo
06/22/18 1:33:00 AM
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Aeriis posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Aeriis posted...
I got a paper in the mail and just ignored it <_<

b7?


Just wait till you get contacted by LE and have to do a couple nights in jail or pay a large fine.

This was years ago...


I guess if I killed a guy years ago, it's no longer against the law?
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Monolith1676
06/22/18 1:52:30 AM
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Aeriis posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Aeriis posted...
I got a paper in the mail and just ignored it <_<

b7?


Just wait till you get contacted by LE and have to do a couple nights in jail or pay a large fine.

This was years ago...


You probably have a low value warrant and they are just waiting to contact you through a vehicle stop or other activity.
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Bad_Mojo
06/22/18 4:39:51 AM
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Aeriis posted...

I jaywalked back in 2014. Still waiting for the police to catch me! >:)


If you want to be put into handcuffs, just PM me
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Rad_Chad
06/22/18 5:27:10 AM
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You just tell 'em you always believe cops and want the death penalty for everyone just in case. You'll be pounding brews with the bros that night.
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Kineth
06/22/18 5:30:48 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Aeriis posted...

I jaywalked back in 2014. Still waiting for the police to catch me! >:)


If you want to be put into handcuffs, just PM me


Gonna second this.
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BlingBling22947
06/23/18 8:31:10 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Enjoy your bench warrant


I was excused.

Mind your business.
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BlingBling22947
06/25/18 8:20:48 PM
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au_gold posted...
Enjoy being on the FBIs Most Wanted list.


Oh Ive got something for them every time.
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BlingBling22947
06/26/18 6:58:19 PM
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Rad_Chad posted...
You just tell 'em you always believe cops and want the death penalty for everyone just in case. You'll be pounding brews with the bros that night.


I harbor horrible secrets.
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BlingBling22947
06/27/18 8:34:49 PM
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Autocraticus posted...
I asked my doctor to write me a note saying I have IBS from my gallbladder surgery.

I haven't been summoned since.


They said I wasnt needed.

Calm down.
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BlingBling22947
06/29/18 8:07:06 PM
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I dont do anything illegal.
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BlingBling22947
06/30/18 8:24:52 PM
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skrrrrrrrrrr
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kingdrake2
06/30/18 8:25:48 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Rad_Chad posted...
You just tell 'em you always believe cops and want the death penalty for everyone just in case. You'll be pounding brews with the bros that night.


I harbor horrible secrets.


we'll all have the harboring of horrible secrets together.
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IslamMD
06/30/18 8:35:20 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
It's not hard to get out. Show up and tell them that you're a racist or something when they ask you questions.


The guy that did that ended up getting picked in a trial I was at. It was a trial where a guy beat up a Mexican on the train and said go back to your country. I didn't raise my hand when they asked If I felt immigrants should be deported and didn't get picked. That now makes me 0 for 13.
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TheGoldenEel
06/30/18 8:42:23 PM
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I just had it a couple weeks ago.

Was in the first group taken for selection, and the last person struck from the list to make the final 13 jurors

I was disappointed, it sounds cool to be a part of. The case I wouldve had was domestic abuse

The $15 I got from it barely covered parking -_-
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eston
06/30/18 8:43:13 PM
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I had a jury duty a couple weeks ago, I was supposed to report at noon but when I called the hotline I was released.

I already took off from work so I played games all afternoon
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BlingBling22947
07/02/18 7:59:49 PM
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Ran off on the judge twice.
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Kajagogo
07/02/18 8:07:31 PM
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OFFS, jury duty isn't as bad as everyone thinks it is. I've only been called once, and I found it to be really interesting. I didn't get selected to be on the actual jury, and that's fine. Maybe next time, if I ever get called again.
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BlingBling22947
07/03/18 6:16:03 PM
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Aeriis posted...
I got a paper in the mail and just ignored it <_<

b7?


I wrote not guilty on the return envelope as a nod.
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