Poll of the Day > Im very attracted to a much older woman at my new job AMA

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DrPrimemaster
06/21/18 6:53:05 PM
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She is extremely pretty but she is so quick witted as well and my favorite person at work to talk to.

Absolutely nothing can happen though for so many reasons. She is much higher in the company than I am and Id probably get fired. There is no way she isnt married or something. And she is so out of my league.

But I just wanted to make this topic to let you guys know Im going to be the next LeetCheet.
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EclairReturns
06/21/18 6:54:17 PM
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My sister's name is Sophia. Would you find it weird if I told you that both me and my brother abbreviate her name to just "Soph"?
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SkynyrdRocker
06/21/18 6:56:42 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
My sister's name is Sophia. Would you find it weird if I told you that both me and my brother abbreviate her name to just "Soph"?

Nah, that's a common abbreviation for Sophia
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DrPrimemaster
06/21/18 6:57:35 PM
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Not at all. Though I would prefer Sohph over Sahf. Im bad at spelling pronouncing things. Its also like that girl in Avatar whose name I pronounce wrong.
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captpackrat
06/21/18 7:26:13 PM
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MILF or GMILF?
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DrPrimemaster
06/21/18 7:35:14 PM
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captpackrat posted...
MILF or GMILF?


MILF
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darcandkharg31
06/21/18 7:39:52 PM
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Spell ACDC
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DrPrimemaster
06/21/18 7:41:03 PM
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Alternating Current Direct Current
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RedPixel
06/21/18 7:46:52 PM
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If your crush showed up topless in one of your dreams, would you put pineapple on your pizza?
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DrPrimemaster
06/21/18 7:59:05 PM
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RedPixel posted...
If your crush showed up topless in one of your dreams, would you put pineapple on your pizza?


Yes, my favorite pizza toppings are Pineapples and Bacon
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SkynyrdRocker
06/21/18 8:03:06 PM
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What about a hard-boiled egg
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wwinterj25
06/21/18 8:03:44 PM
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Pics or no cares.
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DrPrimemaster
06/21/18 8:03:58 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
What about a hard-boiled egg


No that is disgusting, what kind of person would even do that. I hope nobody here would ever do that.
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DrPrimemaster
06/21/18 8:04:24 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Pics or no cares.


Completely understandable, but I can't for obvious reasons.
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SunWuKung420
06/21/18 8:10:08 PM
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Just suggest the 2 of you go for a drink after work.
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xjayguyx
06/21/18 8:12:56 PM
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Older women can be fun but the ladies age faster so in time it wouldn't be so good.
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dedbus
06/21/18 8:23:06 PM
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Tell her how hard it is for you as a single recovering addict with 5 kids fresh out of jail trying to get on your feet. Her hormones will spin faster than a maytag plugged into a nuclear power plant.
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DrPrimemaster
06/21/18 8:31:32 PM
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dedbus posted...
Tell her how hard it is for you as a single recovering addict with 5 kids fresh out of jail trying to get on your feet. Her hormones will spin faster than a maytag plugged into a nuclear power plant.


5 kids that just got out of jail? Or I just got out of jail with 5 kids? Is the mother still around? I need details to pull this off.
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dedbus
06/21/18 8:41:29 PM
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The confusion will add to your emotional fragility do whatever sounds worse.
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SkynyrdRocker
06/21/18 9:01:26 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
What about a hard-boiled egg


No that is disgusting, what kind of person would even do that. I hope nobody here would ever do that.

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helIy
06/21/18 9:24:20 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
What about a hard-boiled egg


No that is disgusting, what kind of person would even do that. I hope nobody here would ever do that.

hey how ya doin
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Greenfox111
06/21/18 11:10:25 PM
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Go for it dude lifes not worth living without that sweet sweet MILF ass
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Nade Duck
06/21/18 11:32:27 PM
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dedbus posted...
The confusion will add to your emotional fragility do whatever sounds worse.

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LeetCheet
06/21/18 11:42:02 PM
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The worst thing is that you are fully aware that you have literally no chance with a woman like that but still can't stop thinking about her : (

One thing is kinda funny though.
I met my old friend from my old job a couple of weeks ago, he told me that woman I had a crush on(he knew that I had a crush on that woman) has been found cheating on her husband with one of her coworkers.

I know I'm really not supposed to laugh at people cheating on their partners but my God I haven't laughed that much in years.

Hahaha.

That makes me think though, did I maybe set off some kind of chain-reaction all those years ago that eventually led to her cheating on her husband?

Sorry for the bad Engrish. I just hope it made a little sense at least.
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Kanaya413
06/22/18 12:10:41 AM
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I thought for sure the guy i like was taken

Guess what? He isn't! It could be the same for her too! Good luck!
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Greenfox111
06/22/18 12:49:40 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
I thought for sure the guy i like was taken

Guess what? He isn't! It could be the same for her too! Good luck!

its true, im entirely single ;)
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Kanaya413
06/22/18 12:08:53 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
I thought for sure the guy i like was taken

Guess what? He isn't! It could be the same for her too! Good luck!

its true, im entirely single ;)

Who the fuck are you?
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Nade Duck
06/22/18 1:01:18 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
I thought for sure the guy i like was taken

Guess what? He isn't! It could be the same for her too! Good luck!

its true, im entirely single ;)

Who the fuck are you?

the better question is why are you cheating on rose
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