Poll of the Day > Drank kombucha for the first time today

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Andromicus
06/21/18 2:01:15 PM
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Jesus Christ I'm gassy this morning, like non-stop
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Doctor Foxx
06/21/18 2:04:55 PM
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Yeah that stuff can get your gut churning
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captpackrat
06/21/18 7:30:43 PM
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Kombucha = I made some tea but let it sit out for a couple days now it smells funny. Here, drink up!
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BlackScythe0
06/21/18 7:35:24 PM
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You literally just drank mold.
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St_Kevin
06/21/18 7:36:12 PM
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started carrying this at my grocery store

WTF is it?
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captpackrat
06/21/18 7:44:09 PM
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St_Kevin posted...
started carrying this at my grocery store

WTF is it?


Fermented tea.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
06/21/18 7:45:47 PM
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Just make sun tea and let it get soupy. The botulism means its working.
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Doctor Foxx
06/21/18 7:47:01 PM
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captpackrat posted...
Kombucha = I made some tea but let it sit out for a couple days now it smells funny. Here, drink up!

Beer = I left these grains in water and let them sit out now it smells funny. Here, drink up!
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BlackScythe0
06/21/18 7:54:14 PM
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St_Kevin posted...
started carrying this at my grocery store

WTF is it?


It is tea that has a specific mold culture growing on it.

It's not 100% safe.
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aHappySacka
06/21/18 8:00:14 PM
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That sounds disgusting and who in their right minds would drink this crap?

Doctor Foxx posted...
Beer = I left these grains in water and let them sit out now it smells funny. Here, drink up!

At least the alcohol from fermenting kills all the bacteria but with "tea" it just sits there.
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Doctor Foxx
06/21/18 8:13:01 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
That sounds disgusting and who in their right minds would drink this crap?

Doctor Foxx posted...
Beer = I left these grains in water and let them sit out now it smells funny. Here, drink up!

At least the alcohol from fermenting kills all the bacteria in liquor but with "tea" it just sits there.

Kombucha all has alcohol
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SunWuKung420
06/21/18 8:18:13 PM
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If you want to compare kombucha to beer then specify that it is more like a sour (lambic) than an ale or lager, and sours are gross, just like kombucha.
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Muffinz0rz
06/21/18 8:32:28 PM
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I tried it once. It's fucking disgusting.
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Doctor Foxx
06/21/18 8:33:31 PM
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I didn't like kombucha until I tried it a few times. But that's true of any fermented food I've enjoyed. It still smells rank.
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captpackrat
06/21/18 8:52:08 PM
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If you want a fermented beverage that's good for you and tastes good, try kefir. It's kind of like a liquid yogurt, and is often sold in fruit flavors.
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Sarcasthma
06/21/18 9:00:41 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
If you want to compare kombucha to beer then specify that it is more like a sour (lambic) than an ale or lager, and sours are gross, just like kombucha.

Nah, sour beers are great, especially the Bruerys Tart of Darkness.
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Dikitain
06/21/18 9:33:25 PM
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*Google's pictures*

Yea...that looks gross, I am not drinking it. And I LOVE iced tea.
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Aculo
06/21/18 10:17:21 PM
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Kombucha is delicious. Especially this local place near us that brews it, ok?
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Mead
06/21/18 10:19:53 PM
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I tried it once and it tasted like pee that farted
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kingdrake2
06/21/18 10:41:00 PM
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if one gets the chance, eat the scobi it takes good.
it's almost like eating a fruit roll up.
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Andromicus
06/21/18 10:56:54 PM
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captpackrat posted...
If you want a fermented beverage that's good for you and tastes good, try kefir. It's kind of like a liquid yogurt, and is often sold in fruit flavors.

I like kefir but I have issues with milk
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kingdrake2
06/21/18 10:59:16 PM
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Andromicus posted...
captpackrat posted...
If you want a fermented beverage that's good for you and tastes good, try kefir. It's kind of like a liquid yogurt, and is often sold in fruit flavors.

I like kefir but I have issues with milk


i'm sure kefir has no lactose if that's the problem you have.
most adults are lactose intolerant. they end up getting gassy and have cramps possibly with diarrhea moments.
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Doctor Foxx
06/22/18 2:39:29 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Andromicus posted...
captpackrat posted...
If you want a fermented beverage that's good for you and tastes good, try kefir. It's kind of like a liquid yogurt, and is often sold in fruit flavors.

I like kefir but I have issues with milk


i'm sure kefir has no lactose if that's the problem you have.
most adults are lactose intolerant. they end up getting gassy and have cramps possibly with diarrhea moments.

Many people have dairy issues and will still face discomfort and intolerance, fermented milk or not

There are yogurts available many places not that have no animal milk and will not upset your stomach. They still taste good and offer the health benefits of probiotics. Bonus, they're low in saturated fat and have no cholesterol. I'm a fan of the coconut variety personally
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Jen0125
06/22/18 10:16:54 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
If you want to compare kombucha to beer then specify that it is more like a sour (lambic) than an ale or lager, and sours are gross, just like kombucha.


A sour is a gose not a lambic. And you were just drinking a gose the other day?
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SunWuKung420
06/22/18 10:32:58 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
If you want to compare kombucha to beer then specify that it is more like a sour (lambic) than an ale or lager, and sours are gross, just like kombucha.


A sour is a gose not a lambic. And you were just drinking a gose the other day?


No, I was not drinking them. Second, all American sours are modeled after Belgium lambics. Goses are of German origin and are salty compared to sours or lambics.

Lambics (sours in America) are made thorough spontaneous fermentation (various random yeasts and bacteria although many American brewers use more controlled methods which is why Belgium brewers have ask them to not call them lambics) while goses are top fermented ales made with brewers yeast and lactobacillus bacteria. Goses most likely had similar origins as lambics but are no longer made like true lambics. Only in America, are goses a salty off-shoot of sours.
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