Poll of the Day > Why are the odds so high that if you put your hand under a surface...

Topic List
Page List: 1
Solid Sonic
06/21/18 11:56:10 AM
#1:


You WILL find gum.
---
The only game reviewers who can be trusted are those who publish in Latin or Swahili.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus
06/21/18 12:16:32 PM
#2:


Cuz most people don't swallow unlike your mom
---
PotD's official master braider
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269
06/21/18 12:23:35 PM
#3:


Because you live in a shit hole.
---
Scloud posted...
Its like he wants two things at the same time.
... Copied to Clipboard!
rjsilverthorn
06/21/18 12:33:53 PM
#4:


Because people largely seem to be assholes.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius
06/21/18 1:26:58 PM
#5:


If you're lucky, it's gum. Just hope the "other" is boogers.
... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat
06/21/18 7:36:06 PM
#6:


I was recently involved in the shut down of a bank branch. As the furniture guys were disassembling one of the loan officer's desk, they discovered the underside was absolutely covered in gum. Like thousands of pieces.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat
06/21/18 7:41:59 PM
#7:


Too many parents teach their kids ignorant shit like "don't swallow your gum or it will stay in your stomach for years". Then those kids grow up without enough sense to realize how absolutely stupid that sounds.


---
John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1