Current Events > Am I getting laid, some action, or literally nothing tonight?

(+) Yeah! (+)

Entering my fourth date with this lovely lady tonight. The plan is, dinner at her place with a movie or show.

Pros:
-She invited me to her place.
-Dinner making is a date activity generally
-She requested I bring hard cider

Cons:
-She has a dog, so space might be limited and/or atmosphere might never happen.
-I have to drive back, so I can only have like one cider, two tops.
-Bed is like her only furniture. I don't even think she has a couch.

Thoughts?

Also I likely won't be posting again until I get back because I just realized I'm running behind so bye
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have her poo poo on ur pee pee
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Muffinz0rz posted...

-Bed is like her only furniture. I don't even think she has a couch.

How is this a con
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You've answered your own question by posting this on GameFAQs
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tc, you're going to blow it by being awkward and uncomfortable to be around thinking you're owed sex and put her out of the mood, even if she had planned on sleeping with you before the date started
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

-Bed is like her only furniture. I don't even think she has a couch.

How is this a con

This. Seriously

Make sure to bring up your foosball stories from work, thatll drop her panties in no time
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fenderbender321 posted...

BWLurker2 posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

-Bed is like her only furniture. I don't even think she has a couch.

How is this a con

This. Seriously

No shit. When I invite a girl over for a movie, I push my couch into the spare bedroom and lock it in there. Then I move my bed out into the living room. That way she has to get in bed with me or else she doesn't get to watch the movie.

Nobody asked how you play the sims
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The way I see it, the only way that you don't is if YOU fuck it up somehow. Have a change of clothes in your car for tomorrow morning, but don't let her know about that.
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Kazi1212 posted...

Make sure to bring up your foosball stories from work, thatll drop her panties in no time

This.

And the fact that you run a fake general here.
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

-Bed is like her only furniture. I don't even think she has a couch.

How is this a con

Because unless she literally says "let's go watch in my bedroom," I don't think it'd be appropriate to go lay down on her bed.

Anyways she had this weirdly comfortable inflatable floof thing -- I don't even know what to call it. Like an air mattress but thicc.

ReelBigMurlocs posted...

tc, you're going to blow it by being awkward and uncomfortable to be around thinking you're owed sex and put her out of the mood, even if she had planned on sleeping with you before the date started

Oh heavens no. Nobody is ever entitled to sex.

sktgamer_13dude posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

Make sure to bring up your foosball stories from work, thatll drop her panties in no time

This.

And the fact that you run a fake general here.

real*

And yeah she did ask about my day and I said we played a healthy bit of foosball lmfao hahahah

I didn't bitch about Guy 3 though

DarthGravid posted...

The way I see it, the only way that you don't is if YOU fuck it up somehow. Have a change of clothes in your car for tomorrow morning, but don't let her know about that.

So the thing is, I fucked up by not making a move, which is going in my recap:

Anyways it's a bad news / good news type of thing. My fuck-up did indeed come from not making a move. So for all y'all's satisfaction, I did not get any. However, as I returned home, I obtained a text message inquiring about our status romantically. I basically said I was (and still am) too much of a bitch to make the first move (plus literally every sudden move and the dog would freak out and destroy the atmosphere; that did indeed become a pretty sizable factor, as it kept propping itself up between us, so there was not even a way to go for a stealth "put my arm around her" move.)

And her response was basically something like 'well if you had made a move i would've reciprocated.' So we made plans for this Friday to do the exact same thing we did tonight, but with added perks.

So, yeah, not a total loss. Basically a delay of game, 5 yard penalty.
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DUDE

the alcohol was obvious, what were you thinking.

if anything, you could have just made a joke about it if you were unsure.
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At least now there's no doubt. Best of luck to you.
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Tadamoto'd

I posted "no" based on the topic title before I read the OP, but I think you're likely to get some action. Good luck, muffin dude.

*Reads up*

oh nvm
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Does my hand count as action?
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Im the exact same way, TC. Seems we were both lucky to find girls that like to make the first move. Best of luck to you!
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au_gold posted...

Does my hand count as action?

You want to do hand stuff to TC? Because that'd fall under "some action".
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Trumpo posted...

Tadamoto'd

at least he's still in
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Is she hot
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yeah, if you had a better understanding of attraction like a pick up artist, you'd never have any of these questions
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Oops, misread the title. But if TC strikes out and needs a hand, I wouldn't rule it out.
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No_U_L7 posted...

yeah, if you had a better understanding of attraction like a pick up artist, you'd never have any of these questions

Pick up artist describes anyone that studies and applies seduction, regardless of skill level.

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Is she hot

au_gold posted...

Does my hand count as action?

Yes

So tl;dr, wait for the friday topic and the results should be much different
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where's the "OP will wake up in an ice bath without his kidneys" option
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Absolutely ZERO action. If you attempt at hinting even the slightest thought of any potential action, she is going to take you for a predator animal. And rightfully so, it's only the fourth date, FFS !!! What are you, a criminal ?!
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ReelBigMurlocs posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

BWLurker2 posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

-Bed is like her only furniture. I don't even think she has a couch.

How is this a con

This. Seriously

No shit. When I invite a girl over for a movie, I push my couch into the spare bedroom and lock it in there. Then I move my bed out into the living room. That way she has to get in bed with me or else she doesn't get to watch the movie.

Nobody asked how you play the sims

LOL!

Darkman124 posted...

where's the "OP will wake up in an ice bath without his kidneys" option

my guard is pretty low after I had a trip to vegas with a girl i met via an online game and didn't end up missing any organs

DarthWendy posted...

Absolutely ZERO action. If you attempt at hinting even the slightest thought of any potential action, she is going to take you for a predator animal. And rightfully so, it's only the fourth date, FFS !!! What are you, a criminal ?!

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Muffinz0rz posted...

Pick up artist describes anyone that studies and applies seduction, regardless of skill level.

correct, and if you studied it, you would have known exactly what to do in that situation regardless of all the "issues" you complained about
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What happened TC
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Muffinz0rz posted...

-Bed is like her only furniture. I don't even think she has a couch

This a great sign
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Forlorn_Ass posted...

What happened TC

Muffinz0rz posted...

Anyways it's a bad news / good news type of thing. My fuck-up did indeed come from not making a move. So for all y'all's satisfaction, I did not get any. However, as I returned home, I obtained a text message inquiring about our status romantically. I basically said I was (and still am) too much of a bitch to make the first move (plus literally every sudden move and the dog would freak out and destroy the atmosphere; that did indeed become a pretty sizable factor, as it kept propping itself up between us, so there was not even a way to go for a stealth "put my arm around her" move.)

And her response was basically something like 'well if you had made a move i would've reciprocated.' So we made plans for this Friday to do the exact same thing we did tonight, but with added perks.

So, yeah, not a total loss. Basically a delay of game, 5 yard penalty.

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Why didnt you make a move though TC? Youre lucky this girl was confident enough to speak up about it, a lot girls would take it as a blow to their ego and probably never contact you again
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Kazi1212 posted...

Why didnt you make a move though TC? Youre lucky this girl was confident enough to speak up about it, a lot girls would take it as a blow to their ego and probably never contact you again

Dunno, it's a mental roadblock. I've never made the first move on a woman unless I was A.) Completely wasted, or B.) Given explicit permission beforehand (i.e. this exact situation).
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Muffinz0rz posted...

So the thing is, I fucked up by not making a move, which is going in my recap:

I hate to say it, but I knew you wouldn't make it. Sorry though.
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catboy0_0 posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

So the thing is, I fucked up by not making a move, which is going in my recap:

I hate to say it, but I knew you wouldn't make it. Sorry though.

No worries. I'll get it friday, barring extenuating circumstances.
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TC you have us. You don't need a girlfriend.
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REMercsChamp posted...

TC you have us. You don't need a girlfriend.

who needs a girlfriend

i just need my D wet
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Muffinz0rz posted...

REMercsChamp posted...

TC you have us. You don't need a girlfriend.

who needs a girlfriend

i just need my D wet

You can just take a shower like most normal people
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just throwing this out there
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I would get written consent just in case, cant be too careful with women these days
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So, what happened?

winged_weltall posted...

So, what happened?

Muffinz0rz posted...

Anyways it's a bad news / good news type of thing. My fuck-up did indeed come from not making a move. So for all y'all's satisfaction, I did not get any. However, as I returned home, I obtained a text message inquiring about our status romantically. I basically said I was (and still am) too much of a bitch to make the first move (plus literally every sudden move and the dog would freak out and destroy the atmosphere; that did indeed become a pretty sizable factor, as it kept propping itself up between us, so there was not even a way to go for a stealth "put my arm around her" move.)

And her response was basically something like 'well if you had made a move i would've reciprocated.' So we made plans for this Friday to do the exact same thing we did tonight, but with added perks.

So, yeah, not a total loss. Basically a delay of game, 5 yard penalty.

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reference bump to updated topic:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76742045
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