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Howl
06/18/18 8:38:51 PM
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Wetterdew
06/18/18 8:40:50 PM
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Can it reverse heterosexuality too?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/18/18 8:41:12 PM
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I don't know what that is
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Howl
06/18/18 8:41:40 PM
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Pretty sure there's someone here dumb enough to believe her.
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gmanthebest
06/18/18 8:42:04 PM
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Good ol' snake oil sales people.
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soyforsteaks
06/18/18 8:42:13 PM
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disprove her if you're so smart
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Darkrobotisback
06/18/18 8:42:52 PM
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How much does it cost!
I'm thinking of buyin' one for da whole family!
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CableZL
06/18/18 8:44:54 PM
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The FDA is probably typing up the cease and desist letter as we speak
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thelovefist
06/18/18 8:47:37 PM
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Seems like she'd be a good fit in the Trump administration
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Damn_Underscore
06/18/18 8:48:11 PM
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"I have enough training by looking at the internet"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0" data-time="

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soyforsteaks
06/18/18 8:49:00 PM
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http://www.jillyjuice.com/testimonies/

are all these people being paid by her? what do they have to gain from lying? its well documented that the fda has numerous cures but don't release them because they wouldn't make as much money
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1337toothbrush
06/18/18 8:50:11 PM
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catboy0_0
06/18/18 8:51:12 PM
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so what is in it?
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Damn_Underscore
06/18/18 8:51:26 PM
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lol @ the guy at the end who wanted to try it
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Howl
06/18/18 8:56:49 PM
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Howl posted...
Pretty sure there's someone here dumb enough to believe her.

soyforsteaks posted...
http://www.jillyjuice.com/testimonies/

are all these people being paid by her? what do they have to gain from lying? its well documented that the fda has numerous cures but don't release them because they wouldn't make as much money


Yep, knew there would be someone.
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Howl
06/18/18 8:57:12 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
so what is in it?


Cabbage, salt, water and some other stuff.
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FortuneCookie
06/18/18 8:59:08 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
Can it reverse heterosexuality too?


If there's a juice that can reverse homosexuality, there must logically be one that can reverse heterosexuality.
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Wetterdew
06/18/18 9:04:03 PM
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soyforsteaks posted...
http://www.jillyjuice.com/testimonies/

are all these people being paid by her? what do they have to gain from lying? its well documented that the fda has numerous cures but don't release them because they wouldn't make as much money

There are literally no sources for those testimonials. Not even made up names. She could very easily have fabricated all of those.
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kingdrake2
06/18/18 9:07:11 PM
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gmanthebest posted...
Good ol' snake oil sales people.


jilly juice wont do shit against my back.
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CableZL
06/18/18 9:07:52 PM
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**The recipe has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.The protocol is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. *Consult your physician before beginning any program.

But then she goes on TV and says it can cure cancer, diabetes, etc.?
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soyforsteaks
06/18/18 9:08:03 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
soyforsteaks posted...
http://www.jillyjuice.com/testimonies/

are all these people being paid by her? what do they have to gain from lying? its well documented that the fda has numerous cures but don't release them because they wouldn't make as much money

There are literally no sources for those testimonials. Not even made up names. She could very easily have fabricated all of those.

more than likely thats to protect themselves, can you imagine if the fda knew who was using this stuff? they'd want to erase them from society
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kingdrake2
06/18/18 9:08:42 PM
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all of us will be erased from society in the next 70 years.
the wheels are in motion.
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Complete_Idi0t
06/18/18 9:08:47 PM
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She's selling the juice from her Jilly? Wtf
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1337toothbrush
06/18/18 9:09:59 PM
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Anyway, I thought Dr. Phil was a show about a psychologist solving people's psychological problems. Why is this on the show?
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SBAndross
06/18/18 9:11:47 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Anyway, I thought Dr. Phil was a show about a psychologist solving people's psychological problems. Why is this on the show?

yeah, this is Dr. Oz-level shit

maybe it's the whole "cure homosexuality" angle
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catboy0_0
06/18/18 10:13:47 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
She's selling the juice from her Jilly? Wtf

that's what I thought when I read TT lol
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Kisai
06/18/18 10:27:32 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Anyway, I thought Dr. Phil was a show about a psychologist solving people's psychological problems. Why is this on the show?

Since when has Dr. Phil ever been reputable?
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SBAndross
06/18/18 10:28:06 PM
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Kisai posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Anyway, I thought Dr. Phil was a show about a psychologist solving people's psychological problems. Why is this on the show?

Since when has Dr. Phil ever been reputable?

we never said he was
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Esrac
06/18/18 10:40:41 PM
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This is still the best but from Dr. Phil.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM#

Especially the ruthless burn from 3:00 - 3:30. That lady was dumbstruck.
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Howl
06/18/18 10:48:23 PM
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CableZL posted...
**The recipe has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.The protocol is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. *Consult your physician before beginning any program.

But then she goes on TV and says it can cure cancer, diabetes, etc.?


She never actually said once that it "cures" cancer because that would be a federal crime to do on TV. She said it can reverse the growth of cancer very cleverly.
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