Current Events > NFL player JuJu Smith-Schuster found a waifu

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Damn_Underscore
06/18/18 5:05:31 PM
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https://sports.yahoo.com/steelers-juju-smith-schuster-thinks-hes-found-dream-girl-theres-problem-152423860.html

Smith-Schusters dream girl is none other than Elastigirl, matriarch of the Incredibles family and star of The Incredibles 2, the sequel that was finally released this past weekend.

Likely after seeing the movie, Smith-Schuster posted a photoshopped picture of himself with Elastigirl on Twitter and Instagram, writing:

ElastiGirl, hear me out. I know we known each other for 5 hours. But youre the love of my life! Never seen a combo of beauty and savage like you before! We can spend the rest of our lives fighting crime together! JuJu & ElastiGirl the Duo the world needs!

He hash-tagged it #Thickkkk and #Incredibles2, the former a reference to ElastiGirls body shape.


https://twitter.com/TeamJuJu/status/1008512796013649920

ElastiGirl, hear me out. I know we known each other for 5 hours. But youre the love of my life! Never seen a combo of beauty and savage like you before! We can spend rest of our lives fighting crime together! JuJu & ElastiGirl the Duo the World needs! #Thickkkk #Incredibles2

JuJu Smith-Schuster (@TeamJuJu) June 18, 2018

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Blue_Inigo
06/18/18 5:07:14 PM
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Well, she's 3d technically
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EnragedSlith
06/18/18 5:07:15 PM
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TheMarthKoopa
06/20/18 2:58:07 AM
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Who picks an already married character with children?

Is he a cuck?
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cjsdowg
06/20/18 3:00:53 AM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
Who picks an already married character with children?

Is he a cuck?


He wants Mr. Parr to be one.
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PanzerElite
06/20/18 3:02:01 AM
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She's not even the most attractive character from her own movie.

Who was that woman from the first one with white hair?
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Spidey5
06/20/18 7:37:51 PM
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FortuneCookie
06/20/18 7:39:44 PM
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I'm not a MILF guy, but props to him though. They look like they'd make a great couple.
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WMWMWMWMWMWMWMW
06/20/18 7:40:26 PM
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Team JoJo > Team JuJu
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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/20/18 7:41:04 PM
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shes thick af
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Russman
06/20/18 7:42:32 PM
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Happy for ya juju
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spudger
06/20/18 7:43:42 PM
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as a life long USC fan I love me so JuJu.

and Pittsburgh has a future HOF'er right there.
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DirkDiggles
06/20/18 7:45:06 PM
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Western animated characters can not be waifus..... not only that, she is married.
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FortuneCookie
06/20/18 7:45:59 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Western animated characters can not be waifus..... not only that, she is married.


What are they called then?
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WMWMWMWMWMWMWMW
06/21/18 7:32:24 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
Western animated characters can not be waifus..... not only that, she is married.


What are they called then?

Netorare?
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Solar_Crimson
06/21/18 7:33:49 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Western animated characters can not be waifus

Why not?
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3khc
06/21/18 7:34:13 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
Western animated characters can not be waifus..... not only that, she is married.


What are they called then?

MILFU
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