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eston
06/18/18 4:28:00 PM
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Slayerblade11
06/18/18 4:30:51 PM
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If you wont do it she will find somebody else to do it.
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Master_Bass
06/18/18 4:31:54 PM
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If you eat the ass, your marriage will last!
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Wonderbrablvd
06/18/18 4:32:07 PM
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Women never ask anyone to munch their fanny. This is a lie. You're a liar.
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BloodyNate
06/18/18 4:32:07 PM
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eston posted...
How do I politely tell her hell the fuck no?

what is it about the activity that turns you off?

and if she's your wife, i hope you feel comfortable enough to tell her you're not interested in that
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Ki_cat_
06/18/18 4:32:23 PM
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Just tell her it's not how you roll.
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catboy0_0
06/18/18 4:33:06 PM
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if she wants you to do it she has to be willing to reciprocate that's how it works
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Taxer
06/18/18 4:34:06 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
If you wont do it she will find somebody else to do it.

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EpicMickeyDrew
06/18/18 4:35:20 PM
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Taxer posted...
Slayerblade11 posted...
If you wont do it she will find somebody else to do it.

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EnragedSlith
06/18/18 4:38:51 PM
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How can you say you love her if you cant even eat her poop?
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Makeveli_lives
06/18/18 4:40:02 PM
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But that's how it's 'post to be, oh yeah, that's how it's post to be
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Letron_James
06/18/18 4:42:51 PM
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Ill pm you my number
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eston
06/18/18 4:45:39 PM
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Wonderbrablvd posted...
Women never ask anyone to munch their fanny. This is a lie. You're a liar.

She doesn't ask, but the body language is there

catboy0_0 posted...
if she wants you to do it she has to be willing to reciprocate that's how it works

But I don't want her to eat my ass either

EnragedSlith posted...
How can you say you love her if you cant even eat her poop?

She's cooked some questionable things so I think I'm covered
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BloodyNate
06/18/18 4:46:41 PM
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eston posted...
But I don't want her to eat my ass either

have you ever tried butt play? it's fun, bruh
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Lost_All_Senses
06/18/18 4:48:16 PM
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Do it for her birthday. Get heavily medicated before hand.
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MabusIncarnate
06/18/18 4:49:23 PM
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Grow a pair and get in there bud.
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NINExATExSEVEN
06/18/18 4:50:01 PM
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Imagine not being a butt muncher smh
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Omnislasher
06/18/18 4:52:25 PM
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i ate soooo much ass this weekend. it was awesome
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eston
06/18/18 4:53:27 PM
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BloodyNate posted...
have you ever tried butt play? it's fun, bruh

Nobody playing with my butt bruh

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Do it for her birthday. Get heavily medicated before hand.

That sounds like it could easily go bad

MabusIncarnate posted...
Grow a pair and get in there bud.

Balls are not a prerequisite to eating ass bruv
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MawiIe-Mega
06/18/18 4:55:25 PM
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eat that ass like groceries
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Guerrilla Soldier
06/18/18 4:55:27 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Taxer posted...
Slayerblade11 posted...
If you wont do it she will find somebody else to do it.

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Russman
06/18/18 4:56:52 PM
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Dont do it. #stay strong
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Dr_Agon
06/18/18 4:57:02 PM
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Carve that ass out like a native american canoe.
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Makeveli_lives
06/18/18 4:58:00 PM
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Eat it like the last twinkie
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Lost_All_Senses
06/18/18 4:58:13 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Taxer posted...
Slayerblade11 posted...
If you wont do it she will find somebody else to do it.


We get it. You guys become the bitch in the relationship because you're scared of the girl leaving you for not doing everything she says.
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eston
06/18/18 4:59:29 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
If you wont do it she will find somebody else to do it.

That's what happened when I stopped mowing the lawn and it's been pretty great
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Omnislasher
06/18/18 5:01:37 PM
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seriously you guys are just uptight prudes
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Wonderbrablvd
06/18/18 5:21:04 PM
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eston posted...
Slayerblade11 posted...
If you wont do it she will find somebody else to do it.

That's what happened when I stopped mowing the lawn and it's been pretty great

10/10 response. Close the thread. We've peaked.
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sylverlolol
06/18/18 5:24:34 PM
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do you expect her to blow you? dont whine when she stops doin' stuff you want her to do LOL
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eston
06/18/18 5:44:35 PM
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sylverlolol posted...
do you expect her to blow you? dont whine when she stops doin' stuff you want her to do LOL

But she likes blowing me, and I already do other stuff she likes ^_^
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3khc
06/18/18 5:59:05 PM
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I'd do it, but only she is at least an 8/10.
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The Ayatollah C
06/18/18 6:01:19 PM
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Yeah we need to see pics of the ass.
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thanosibe
06/18/18 6:04:32 PM
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eston posted...
Slayerblade11 posted...
If you wont do it she will find somebody else to do it.

That's what happened when I stopped mowing the lawn and it's been pretty great
Perfect.

To your query, if you don't want to do some sexual act just tell her. Maybe that will change sometime down the road maybe not. I was just not interested in anal sex and neither was my wife much. 11 years into marriage we decided to try it. It wasn't really any big deal for either of us. And we done it one time since. Same results. In 18 years we've pretty much been completely honest with what we like and dislike and we've both been able to respect each other's wishes.
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Lost_All_Senses
06/18/18 7:57:28 PM
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3khc posted...
I'd do it, but only she is at least an 8/10.


Oooh, I get the angle now. Everyone here thinks they can get hot girls just cause they eat ass.
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SSJGrimReaper
06/18/18 7:57:50 PM
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Is the ass fat
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Ivynn
06/18/18 7:59:30 PM
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Get all up in there

Leave the door open

so she know you been there
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Corrupt_Power
06/18/18 8:02:16 PM
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If she can't accept that you find that disgusting, disturbing, or both, then you two need to work on your communication and respect for each other's boundaries.
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FightingGames
06/18/18 8:02:27 PM
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will she be offering anal in exchange?
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thronedfire2
06/18/18 8:05:07 PM
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I wouldn't need to be asked twice

just tell her you want to put it in her butt if you do that
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/18/18 8:06:32 PM
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eston posted...
She doesn't ask, but the body language is there

What does this mean lol
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MrChuckleteeth
06/18/18 8:09:39 PM
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If you don't do it you're literally sexually abusing her.
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thronedfire2
06/18/18 8:09:42 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
eston posted...
She doesn't ask, but the body language is there

What does this mean lol


she's just gonna sit her ass right on his face one of these days
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Omnislasher
06/18/18 8:10:05 PM
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shouldn't people have their sex stuff pretty much figured out with each other before they get married?

i mean in terms of what everyone is into?

damn
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KillerKhan420
06/18/18 8:12:13 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
eston posted...
She doesn't ask, but the body language is there

What does this mean lol


Doesn't make sense. I've done it, and it's not much different if you've went down on a girl, it's like, right there and even if you've went all ew about it, chances are you've done it on accident. The only people who go ew are the ones with the kid mentality, going all ew doodoo comes out of there.

Listen, everything is gross about the human body, male or female.
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thronedfire2
06/18/18 8:34:19 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
eston posted...
She doesn't ask, but the body language is there

What does this mean lol


Doesn't make sense. I've done it, and it's not much different if you've went down on a girl, it's like, right there and even if you've went all ew about it, chances are you've done it on accident. The only people who go ew are the ones with the kid mentality, going all ew doodoo comes out of there.

Listen, everything is gross about the human body, male or female.


yeah licking mucous out of her vagina isn't much better
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Ivynn
06/18/18 8:35:41 PM
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realtalk, if eating ass disgusts, stop getting with girls with dirty booties
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/18/18 8:36:29 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
eston posted...
She doesn't ask, but the body language is there

What does this mean lol


Doesn't make sense. I've done it, and it's not much different if you've went down on a girl, it's like, right there and even if you've went all ew about it, chances are you've done it on accident. The only people who go ew are the ones with the kid mentality, going all ew doodoo comes out of there.

Listen, everything is gross about the human body, male or female.

What the fuck are you talking about, my question is what the hell is "eat my ass" in body language.
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thanosibe
06/19/18 12:40:53 AM
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Ivynn posted...
realtalk, if eating ass disgusts, stop getting with girls with dirty booties
I mean eating ass regardless of any other factor is unsanitary. Thats the realtalk.
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KronoCloud
06/19/18 12:42:45 AM
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Ill eat your wifes ass
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