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joestarrr
06/14/18 6:53:11 PM
#52:


berrythebanana posted...
You've been trashing everyone that's cared about you constantly for the past 2-3 days. Myself included. Literally calling me garbage. I don't care how acceptable it is. I'm not going to let you sit here, lie and slander the many, many people you've lead on. Not to mention dump on the people that actually were supportive to you.


You clearly didn't see the other topics where people openly bashed my relationship and me in general.
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dib153
06/14/18 6:53:23 PM
#53:


News flash

U2TA6zI
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Cleo_II
06/14/18 6:53:25 PM
#54:


TC sounds like the classic nice guy
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Kazi1212
06/14/18 6:53:28 PM
#55:


Also can someone tl;dr some more of the highlights? Thanks
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ReelBigMurlocs
06/14/18 6:54:15 PM
#56:


Kazi1212 posted...
Also can someone tl;dr some more of the highlights? Thanks
some goober got friend zoned and got mad, the story of the internet since the early 2000s
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edededdy
06/14/18 6:55:12 PM
#57:


Kazi1212 posted...
Also can someone tl;dr some more of the highlights? Thanks

also tc confirms that lanhikari is extremely creepy
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joestarrr
06/14/18 6:57:48 PM
#58:


TC, I trusted you more than people I have known for years.

More than my own parents or siblings.

I grew incredibly close to you, and this is truly fucking heartbreaking to read.

I wish you would have just distanced yourself from me ages ago instead of doing this, and making me believe I had a friend for once in my entire life.
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Dagon_0
06/14/18 6:59:29 PM
#59:


eggcorn posted...
this place is like a gift that keeps on giving. what a ride.


Best board on gfaqs tbh.
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ImCallingYouOut
06/14/18 6:59:54 PM
#60:


lanhikari10 confirmed to be creepy? and this shocks no one. why is he on this site again?
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Lost_All_Senses
06/14/18 6:59:56 PM
#61:


I guess squash my whole 90% thing. You surrounded yourself with trash >_>
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MacadamianNut3
06/14/18 7:01:04 PM
#62:


Great week on CE
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Kazi1212
06/14/18 7:01:55 PM
#63:


So is joestar confirmed to be creepy by this story or what? What the hell is going on pages about her for
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ReelBigMurlocs
06/14/18 7:02:04 PM
#64:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
I guess squash my whole 90% thing. You surrounded yourself with trash >_>
Generally people who had traumatic or terrible relationships in the past will end up with many more before they find someone who isn't going to screw them over and unfortunately most people might be too damaged at that point to realize that person isn't out to get them.
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BlazeJordan648
06/14/18 7:03:00 PM
#65:


Phew lad
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Leanaunfurled
06/14/18 7:03:17 PM
#66:


Cleo_II posted...
TC sounds like the classic nice guy

He really isn't.
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NeuralLaxative
06/14/18 7:03:24 PM
#67:


TC Im going to help you here.

Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that's not my problem.

So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The board begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?". Next thing you know she's calling.

"I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"

"Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes."

At this point, the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.
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deanshow
06/14/18 7:03:49 PM
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Lol you acted like a butthurt dweeb when me and her were together. I got photos dude and I could.embarass your ass but I won't for your own sanity
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Roshon
06/14/18 7:04:25 PM
#69:


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Abyssea
06/14/18 7:05:13 PM
#70:


The moral of the story is not to try and date some emotionally unstable girl you met on the internet. This is some 2008 bullshit. I feel like I'm been transported back to my middle school days where you'd meet someone in a chat room and e-date them via yahoo messenger.

why any of the parties in this sad, sad tale of woe didn't have more sense is beyond me. i'm assuming you all are grown adults so there really is no excuse. How desperate can you be? Pull yourselves together! This is ridiculous!

now someone needs to hurry up and make a sad AMV to mark the occasion. I suggest a Green Day or Panic at the Disco song.
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Zodd3224
06/14/18 7:05:48 PM
#71:


I have a feeling Vulgar is going to regret this one down the road
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Wonderbrablvd
06/14/18 7:07:02 PM
#72:


Abyssea posted...
The moral of the story is not to try and date some emotionally unstable girl you met on the internet. This is some 2008 bullshit. I feel like I'm been transported back to my middle school days where you'd meet someone in a chat room and e-date them via yahoo messenger.

why any of the parties in this sad, sad tale of woe didn't have more sense is beyond me. i'm assuming you all are grown adults so there really is no excuse. How desperate can you be? Pull yourselves together! This is ridiculous!

now someone needs to hurry up and make a sad AMV to mark the occasion. I suggest a Green Day or Panic at the Disco song.

Yahoo? Wtf who didn't use aim?
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Lost_All_Senses
06/14/18 7:07:05 PM
#73:


ReelBigMurlocs posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I guess squash my whole 90% thing. You surrounded yourself with trash >_>
Generally people who had traumatic or terrible relationships in the past will end up with many more before they find someone who isn't going to screw them over and unfortunately most people might be too damaged at that point to realize that person isn't out to get them.


I guess Im just not taking into consideration how lucky my situation is in that aspect
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berrythebanana
06/14/18 7:08:26 PM
#74:


deanshow posted...
Lol you acted like a butthurt dweeb when me and her were together. I got photos dude and I could.embarass your ass but I won't for your own sanity

Oh, so you want to make this about you now? Okay.

Note: I've known dean since like maybe 2011 from the ce tinychat days, if not longer. I wouldnt call us friends, but we at least got along. I was the one she closest to jo in chat at that time, and she had brought up that she had a crush in cechat a few times, and I had narrowed it down between me and dean. I did tell her that I liked her relatively early on, but back then she was pretty shy, so I wasn't sure exactly how to take it. She mentioned it again the day before valentines day. This time on CE. So I bring it up with him since I'm pretty sure it's him. Talk to him about it, he says he thinks it's me, but he says he'll ask her (which he did of his own volition)

Vulgorn: Immediately after that he clammed up. Straight up "no comment"d me. So I asked jo myself who the crush was, and she basically said that it was dean and that he forced an answer out of her. Like, contextually that was probably just meaning he asked her under a serious context.

The next day, they were official. I wished them both the best and told them that I'd support them. Of course, I was still friends with jo, so I would still talk to her. She was convinced that he was trolling her, which she brought up multiple times. I stepped out of my bounds to tell him (since at the time i knew both of them pretty well) that she thinks that, so if he's serious, you may wanna do something. He explicitly tells me he doesn't troll when it comes to love and relationships.

Over the next couple weeks he then repeatedly makes potshots at my love life, even though he very clearly knew how I felt about Jo. Not only mocking me for "getting the girl" but also opening me up to the rest of CEChat to call me a cuck. The first time I let it go. The second time I asked him to stop. The third time, I explained to him what my problem was and how fucked up of him it was to continue to do that. The fourth time, he stopped himself, but he halfway typed it and submitted it into chat. I then reiterated to him that what he's doing is fucked up, but less nicely. He would say that me being called cuck was bullshit publicly, but he never stopped the jokes. I don't think it was malicious, just him being actually oblivious and dumb. But after a certain point it doesn't matter because it not only has the same effect, but he's blatantly ignoring me telling him to stop.

It's not about me being "butthurt", or about anything else. It's about you repeatedly harrassing me about it after I told you it wasn't cool and wanted to be left alone. Opening me up to ridicule many times. Particularly since this is after knowing each other for 7 years. Regardless of my feelings on the matter, doing that to someone you've known for as long as we've known each other is fucking disgusting.
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bob742omb
06/14/18 7:08:37 PM
#75:


holy shit @edededdy was right all along

nice job fam
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EverDownward
06/14/18 7:08:39 PM
#76:


So a creepy, desperate dude and a girl still mentally in high school found "love" on some dead video game forum. It's not exactly news, but boy if it ain't fun to watch.

Ah, to be young and stupid again.
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Frolex
06/14/18 7:08:41 PM
#77:


Man, this melodrama takes me back to the good old days of CE. Back when most of the userbase was in their late teens and acted like it
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berrythebanana
06/14/18 7:10:05 PM
#78:


@deanshow

How about you show the class the time with the Spongebob meme, and what was happening with it?
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EverDownward
06/14/18 7:10:33 PM
#79:


Frolex posted...
Man, this melodrama takes me back to the good old days of CE. Back when most of the userbase was in their late teens and acted like it

I'm sad I missed out on the best CE years. I started frequenting this board around 2012 or so.
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P4wn4g3
06/14/18 7:10:56 PM
#80:


@LanHikari10 you're starring in this one
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Abyssea
06/14/18 7:11:39 PM
#82:


EverDownward posted...
So a creepy, desperate dude and a girl still mentally in high school found "love" on some dead video game forum. It's not exactly news, but boy if it ain't fun to watch.

Ah, to be young and stupid again.


a tale as old as time...
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Abyssea
06/14/18 7:12:08 PM
#83:


P4wn4g3 posted...
@LanHikari10 you're starring in this one


what did he say in the other one?

"Please don't mention me in this topic. Thanks."
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EverDownward
06/14/18 7:13:14 PM
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Man, speaking of, what happened to Lan? It's like ever since Joe rejected him he went totally silent.
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LordRazziel
06/14/18 7:15:04 PM
#86:


Only read the first post.
Did you guys even talk on the phone or meet IRL?
Do you even live near eachother?
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MawiIe-Mega
06/14/18 7:15:29 PM
#87:


edededdy posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
Also can someone tl;dr some more of the highlights? Thanks

also tc confirms that lanhikari is extremely creepy

Please don't mention me here. Thanks.

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deanshow
06/14/18 7:16:18 PM
#89:


Lol is anyone interested in hearing my side if the story
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LordRazziel
06/14/18 7:16:34 PM
#90:


I only read the first post.
Did you guys every talk on the phone or meet irl?
Do you even live near eachother?
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dib153
06/14/18 7:16:56 PM
#91:


deanshow posted...
Lol is anyone interested in hearing my side if the story


Nop
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SpoiltTrouser
06/14/18 7:17:05 PM
#92:


deanshow posted...
Lol is anyone interested in hearing my side if the story

yes, complete this shit show
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Kazi1212
06/14/18 7:17:07 PM
#93:


deanshow posted...
Lol is anyone interested in hearing my side if the story


Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Abyssea
06/14/18 7:17:15 PM
#94:


EverDownward posted...
Man, speaking of, what happened to Lan? It's like ever since Joe rejected him he went totally silent.


Off nursing his pride somewhere probably. Getting cucked by your internet girlfriend will do that to you. How many emotional boyfriends does Sammy Joe need?

I wish I had an emotional boyfriend tbh. Someone I could vent all my insecurities and life's troubles to with no expectations of having to touch them in a physical capacity. Where do I sign up? It is like free counseling!
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ArtVandelay
06/14/18 7:17:51 PM
#95:


lmfao

"Dating"
"Loved"

That said, thanks for an entertaining read TC. Although the subject matter in general was obvious as hell.
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EverDownward
06/14/18 7:18:18 PM
#96:


Abyssea posted...
EverDownward posted...
Man, speaking of, what happened to Lan? It's like ever since Joe rejected him he went totally silent.


Off nursing his pride somewhere probably. Getting cucked by your internet girlfriend will do that to you. How many emotional boyfriends does Sammy Joe need?

I wish I had an emotional boyfriend tbh. Someone I could vent all my insecurities and life's troubles to with no expectations of having to touch them in a physical capacity. Where do I sign up? It is like free counseling!

According to Joe, not here (even though she did just that and is currently doing it).
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ReelBigMurlocs
06/14/18 7:18:46 PM
#97:


Abyssea posted...
EverDownward posted...
Man, speaking of, what happened to Lan? It's like ever since Joe rejected him he went totally silent.


Off nursing his pride somewhere probably. Getting cucked by your internet girlfriend will do that to you. How many emotional boyfriends does Sammy Joe need?

I wish I had an emotional boyfriend tbh. Someone I could vent all my insecurities and life's troubles to with no expectations of having to touch them in a physical capacity. Where do I sign up? It is like free counseling!

google a picture of some random girl and send me lots of winky faces in private messages bby
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joestarrr
06/14/18 7:19:07 PM
#98:


LordRazziel posted...
I only read the first post.
Did you guys every talk on the phone or meet irl?
Do you even live near eachother?


we video called a lot and phone called too. we would watch stuff together because we enjoyed each others company immensely.
i even, when i had feelings for him, thought about flying out to meet him, and he even offered to let me visit whenever to get away from my hectic situation here.
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BlazeJordan648
06/14/18 7:19:38 PM
#99:


Vulgorn I thought you were better than this tbh. Don't get me wrong you are one of my favourite posters on this site, but why bother ? Joe will continue to try and play innocent, smo will continue to be creepy and Dean will continue to be that weird ex who pops up in every topic about his ex with an opinion when no one actually asked him
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Fony
06/14/18 7:19:58 PM
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LMAO, classic CE.
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EverDownward
06/14/18 7:20:23 PM
#101:


Fony posted...
LMAO, classic CE.

You and me, both
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