Current Events > Reinstalled Tindr mah goobies

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This will not end well xD
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Xd
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Why?
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Vyrulisse posted...

Why?

A combination of boredom and trying to actively get over my last relationship rather than passively being miserable
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Try actively being miserable not on Tinder.
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Finally got it to let me upload a profile, turns out if you use symbols in the job/school sections it just breaks lol

"Simple guy with a simple life. Prefer a night in to a night out, but I'm not one to sit idle. Hobbies are video games, incessant reading, binge watching YouTube, and shitposting memes on Imgur. Cook for a living because I love my job. Social drinker, don't smoke etc but don't mind if others do. "

Will post my pics when I'm not on my phone lmao. Let's all enjoy this train wreck together

Did not know they limit your Likes on it now. Lame
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fire_bolt posted...

Finally got it to let me upload a profile, turns out if you use symbols in the job/school sections it just breaks lol

"Simple guy with a simple life. Prefer a night in to a night out, but I'm not one to sit idle. Hobbies are video games, incessant reading, binge watching YouTube, and shitposting memes on Imgur. Cook for a living because I love my job. Social drinker, don't smoke etc but don't mind if others do. "

Will post my pics when I'm not on my phone lmao. Let's all enjoy this train wreck together

Did not know they limit your Likes on it now. Lame

Hmm
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I hope that's a joke Tinder, because that description is awful.
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I got your tinder right here
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Vyrulisse posted...

I got your tinder right here

Y'know, you keep telling me that but I've yet to see you back it up xD
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But seriously, change that description.
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Ok, if I should change it explain how and why? Seems pretty typical to what I'm reading on women's profiles here lol
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fire_bolt posted...

Ok, if I should change it explain how and why? Seems pretty typical to what I'm reading on women's profiles here lol

Ok ok ok listen.

Women don't have to try, unless they're fucking ugly or totally don't know how to make a profile, and even still...there's always a guy desperate enough.

If you're not a super hot guy, you need to make a decent profile, or you're not going to stick out at all.
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What should a decent profile be like?
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Let's analyze this.

Simple guy with a simple life. Great!

Prefer a night in to a night out, but I'm not one to sit idle. Cliche, but passable.

Hobbies are video games, incessant reading, binge watching YouTube, and shitposting memes on Imgur.
What the fuck are you thinking? Delete this shit. All of it.

Cook for a living because I love my job. Good, but this is chance to make a light joke for a +1. It can also be a -1 if peeps just assume you have 0 money. Use your judgement.

Social drinker, don't smoke etc but don't mind if others do. This is fine.
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Fair. I'll give it some thought. This was pretty spur of the moment lol
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Check above! D:
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Job is listed as Caterer and Chef, so I feel like that's a bit more upscale. What other sorts of things should I include?
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What should you put for hobbies anyway? Just physical sports?
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You don't have to be fake, but just avoid any hobby that might have negative stereotype, unless that's specifically what you're going for.

If you really want to have a nerdy/geeky hobby there, make sure it's described in a very short and light-hearted manner.

Basically, I'd say like 99% of peeps on Tinder are going to read your profile for 3 seconds or less on average.

Being funny will get you some of the way, but that is also a trail of tears for a different reason. If anything, as long you don't have anything distasteful in your description, your actual pictures are going to be what will carry you hard.
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Basically this.

Be smart and have confidence in making solid pictures of yourself. That's my best piece of advice to you.

AFTER you get like 3-4 great pictures, then you can stress over your description.
And if you're actually hot, then you can probably get away with almost anything.
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