Current Events > Hold the fuck up! Are Samus's boobs smaller in the new Smash Bros!? >_>

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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 2:02:30 PM
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Questionmarktarius
06/12/18 2:02:58 PM
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Are Wario's boobs bigger, though?
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JxOxNxIxCxS
06/12/18 2:03:19 PM
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Ellie going gay, now this.

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Paper_Okami
06/12/18 2:03:20 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Are Wario's boobs bigger, though?


Waaaaaaaaahhh
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FortuneCookie
06/12/18 2:11:49 PM
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Nintendo's been trying to make her SamASS for years. She'll always be a boob girl though.
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spanky1
06/12/18 2:14:00 PM
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Literally the first thing I thought when I saw her. smh
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Ricemills
06/12/18 2:16:04 PM
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Paper_Okami posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Are Wario's boobs bigger, though?


Waaaaaaaaahhh


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WhatHappened
06/12/18 2:16:34 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Literally the first thing I thought when I saw her. smh


Yeah, wtf happened.
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SSJGrimReaper
06/12/18 2:19:09 PM
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They were bigger than Ridley
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voldothegr8
06/12/18 2:19:43 PM
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Is there a pic comparison yet?
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 2:53:13 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Is there a pic comparison yet?

I'm on my phone, but if there is none tonight when I get home I'll make one >_>
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SSJGrimReaper
06/12/18 2:54:15 PM
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Neon is gonna do some CSI shit on those boobs
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 2:54:52 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Neon is gonna do some CSI shit on those boobs

I wish I had a machine that let me see what they look like naked though.
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Questionmarktarius
06/12/18 2:57:20 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Neon is gonna do some CSI shit on those boobs

I wish I had a machine that let me see what they look like naked though.

I'm pretty sure that mod already exists.
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 2:58:37 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Nintendo's been trying to make her SamASS for years. She'll always be a boob girl though.

Yeah, when I think of Samus the first thing I think of is her rack >_> That's how it should be.
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Verdekal
06/12/18 3:17:29 PM
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JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
Ellie going gay, now this.

Anita Saskachewan won

Ellie's always been gay.
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FortuneCookie
06/12/18 3:36:44 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Nintendo's been trying to make her SamASS for years. She'll always be a boob girl though.

Yeah, when I think of Samus the first thing I think of is her rack >_> That's how it should be.


Amen.
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TerrifyingRei
06/12/18 3:41:34 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Nintendo's been trying to make her SamASS for years. She'll always be a boob girl though.

Yeah, when I think of Samus the first thing I think of is her rack >_> That's how it should be.

i think of big ass shoulder pauldrons and an arm cannon.

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Ivynn
06/12/18 3:44:07 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Neon is gonna do some CSI shit on those boobs

I wish I had a machine that let me see what they look like naked though.


You're on one right now
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Fam_Fam
06/12/18 3:45:30 PM
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you realized that someone who is incredibly athletic tends to have smaller boobs, right?
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SSJGrimReaper
06/12/18 3:50:40 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
you realized that someone who is incredibly athletic tends to have smaller boobs, right?

This is made by a japanese game company though

realistic boob physics do not apply to them
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Lost_All_Senses
06/12/18 3:53:20 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Literally the first thing I thought when I saw her. smh


And in your mind that's more the games problem than a problem within?
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 4:06:30 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
you realized that someone who is incredibly athletic tends to have smaller boobs, right?

Yeah, I want that little bit of realism where I play a chick raised by birds who fights in power armor that constantly gets reset every game and engages a dragon every other game that somehow keeps surviving.

lol @ u
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FlatZone
06/12/18 4:08:09 PM
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 4:08:14 PM
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FortuneCookie
06/12/18 4:53:12 PM
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Good grief, that's a major reduction. It's like two Metroids sucked the fat out of them.
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Master_Bass
06/12/18 4:55:22 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Good grief, that's a major reduction. It's like two Metroids sucked the fat out of them.

I think that's going to be a plot to a new Metroid hentai.
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SSJCAT
06/12/18 4:56:14 PM
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I like smaller boobs >_>
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PiOverlord
06/12/18 4:56:17 PM
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I love the booty though! Boobs are for boys.
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NOM
06/12/18 4:57:12 PM
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The new deflategate!
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1337toothbrush
06/12/18 4:57:58 PM
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Nooooooooooo!!! Hopefully the ass was spared.
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P4wn4g3
06/12/18 4:58:33 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Good grief, that's a major reduction. It's like two Metroids sucked the fat out of them.

I think that's going to be a plot to a new Metroid hentai.

I think that's already in existence.
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 5:12:13 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
I like smaller boobs >_>

Nothing wrong with liking smaller boobs but part of Samus's character was that she was Nintendo's poster girl for big boobs and they're just slapping her in the face by making them smaller. It's really fucked up.
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 5:12:56 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
I love the booty though! Boobs are for boys.

Booty is for boys trying to act like adults. Boobs are for actual adults.
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BLAKUboy
06/12/18 5:13:18 PM
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Like I said in the other topic, they weren't even that big in 4 so I fail to see the point of this change.
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Mr_Biscuit
06/12/18 5:13:35 PM
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I honestly don't think they're smaller, they're just realistically compressed by a skin-tight suit

She looks less like a sex doll now
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FrenchCrunch
06/12/18 5:14:42 PM
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i take this guy off ignore for less than an hour and i still see he's making topics about tits. like cmon
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BLAKUboy
06/12/18 5:16:00 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
i take this guy off ignore for less than an hour and i still see he's making topics about tits. like cmon

Yeah guys, stop talking about sex! This is a Christian site!
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King Rial
06/12/18 5:16:09 PM
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FrenchCrunch
06/12/18 5:16:39 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
i take this guy off ignore for less than an hour and i still see he's making topics about tits. like cmon

Yeah guys, stop talking about sex! This is a Christian site!

u ok?
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kingdrake2
06/12/18 5:17:59 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
i take this guy off ignore for less than an hour and i still see he's making topics about tits. like cmon

Yeah guys, stop talking about sex! This is a Christian site!


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/sexmachine
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BLAKUboy
06/12/18 5:18:19 PM
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I'll be better once this fucking Rockruff sparkles, thanks for asking.
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FlatZone
06/12/18 5:18:20 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
PiOverlord posted...
I love the booty though! Boobs are for boys.

Booty is for boys trying to act like adults. Boobs are for actual adults.

ass >>>>> boobs
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 5:19:07 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
i take this guy off ignore for less than an hour and i still see he's making topics about tits. like cmon

lol, sucks brah
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LedZeppelin
06/12/18 5:19:58 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
i take this guy off ignore for less than an hour and i still see he's making topics about tits. like cmon

Yeah guys, stop talking about sex! This is a Christian site!

what an asinine response, typical
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BLAKUboy
06/12/18 5:21:14 PM
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LedZeppelin posted...
what an asinine response, typical

I agree, his post was pretty bad.
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1337toothbrush
06/12/18 5:21:42 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
PiOverlord posted...
I love the booty though! Boobs are for boys.

Booty is for boys trying to act like adults. Boobs are for actual adults.

Literal babies suck on tits for nourishment.
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NeonOctopus
06/12/18 5:24:19 PM
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HylianFox
06/12/18 5:33:15 PM
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Samus' boobs are TOO BIG to be in Smash
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Akarin
06/12/18 5:37:23 PM
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Good.
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