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Muffinz0rz
06/10/18 12:30:23 PM
#1:


*swipes a lot*
*eventually finds match*
*sends message* (because the average woman doesn't send the first message)
*she actually replies*
*has decent conversation for a while*
*swaps phone numbers to continue talking*
*proposes setting something up to meet*

fNIFAzb
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deupd_u
06/10/18 12:31:31 PM
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There's usually a "maybeeeee" before the game over
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Teddytalks
06/10/18 12:32:05 PM
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All a man have to do to become Chad is go-to the gym and pick up weights.

What does a women have to do to become Jessica?

Hmm
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LordMarshal
06/10/18 12:32:37 PM
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Did you murder them?

"Never heard from again."
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Muffinz0rz
06/10/18 12:37:18 PM
#5:


Teddytalks posted...
What does a women have to do to become Jessica?

have a pulse
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JBaLLEN66
06/10/18 12:38:31 PM
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Sounds like it
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Cornmuffins
06/10/18 12:40:19 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Teddytalks posted...
What does a women have to do to become Jessica?

have a pulse


Are you saying that youd just date any random woman regardless of looks?
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smoke_break
06/10/18 12:41:18 PM
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What game is that screenshot from?
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Muffinz0rz
06/10/18 12:42:29 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Teddytalks posted...
What does a women have to do to become Jessica?

have a pulse


Are you saying that youd just date any random woman regardless of looks?

Not me personally, I'm fairly picky with looks. But you'd have to be one heinous woman to not get blasted with limitless chad dick.

smoke_break posted...
What game is that screenshot from?

Tales of Vesperia
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Teddytalks
06/10/18 12:47:07 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Teddytalks posted...
What does a women have to do to become Jessica?

have a pulse


Yes and no

Everyman that ever exists will go-to to a website and try to fuck even the cows on there

They're incredibly thristy.

The key to getting a relationship (or anything) as a man is standing from the droves of stupid man and coming off as something genuine and unique, which isn't hard, but takes a fair bit of effort and self awareness.

Women are the opposite but have the same problem, while they're not trying to fuck anything, they're trying to date men that they have either zero compatability with them or are clearly out of their looks class because their sense of self worth is hyper-inflated, so they routinely lack self confidence and proper relationships. Not every women has the model to be an icon, and suffer with being treated like a sexoutlet.

The only thing a man have to do is standout and try.

Women just gotta look attractive and have a great personality, which can be impossible.
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JBaLLEN66
06/10/18 12:49:14 PM
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Teddytalks posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Teddytalks posted...
What does a women have to do to become Jessica?

have a pulse


Yes and no

Everyman that ever exists will go-to to a website and try to fuck even the cows on there

They're incredibly thristy.

The key to getting a relationship (or anything) as a man is standing from the droves of stupid man and coming off as something genuine and unique, which isn't hard, but takes a fair bit of effort and self awareness.

Women are the opposite but have the same problem, while they're not trying to fuck anything, they're trying to date men that they have either zero compatability with them or are clearly out of their looks class because their sense of self worth is hyper-inflated, so they routinely lack self confidence and proper relationships. Not every women has the model to be an icon, and suffer with being treated like a sexoutlet.

The only thing a man have to do is standout and try.

Women just gotta look attractive and have a great personality, which can be impossible.


what a load of bs, if a woman does not find you initially attractive then it's game over regardless. In addition, single for women is different than single for men.
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Teddytalks
06/10/18 12:56:16 PM
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You sound like you don't date at all, so why does this matter to you at all?

Lose some weight and get in shape. That all you have to do to become *attractive*.
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JBaLLEN66
06/10/18 1:00:19 PM
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Teddytalks posted...
You sound like you don't date at all, so why does this matter to you at all?

Lose some weight and get in shape. That all you have to do to become *attractive*.


I have three gfs bro
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trappedunderice
06/10/18 1:01:18 PM
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Is that an rpg maker background screen?
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KILBOTz
06/10/18 1:08:51 PM
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I've never had great luck with online dating. Have a good success rate asking out women in person though. A clear, straight forward approach is a big turn on to some women and can't really be replicated online.
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Muffinz0rz
06/11/18 5:21:41 PM
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lol @ using a tales of vesperia picture and then ToV full remaster gets announced

you're welcome, world
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Aloner
06/12/18 2:52:51 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
lol @ using a tales of vesperia picture and then ToV full remaster gets announced

you're welcome, world

They knew we'd have time to replay it.
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Muffinz0rz
06/12/18 3:04:06 PM
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Aloner posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
lol @ using a tales of vesperia picture and then ToV full remaster gets announced

you're welcome, world

They knew we'd have time to replay it.

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