Poll of the Day > You are now immortal and wake up in 1 CE

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Ogurisama
06/09/18 1:31:02 PM
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Sarcasthma
06/09/18 1:35:05 PM
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I lie around until the internet gets invented, and then I continue to lie around.
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Metal_Mario99
06/09/18 1:37:04 PM
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Well, I'm a Christian, so I guess I get crucified.
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MICHALECOLE
06/09/18 1:37:42 PM
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Leave CE and go to potd
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Veedrock-
06/09/18 1:38:06 PM
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CE is 400 though.
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Ogurisama
06/09/18 1:38:21 PM
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Metal_Mario99 posted...
Well, I'm a Christian, so I guess I get crucified.

Or you know, you can pretend not to be religious
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Metal_Mario99
06/09/18 1:40:34 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Well, I'm a Christian, so I guess I get crucified.

Or you know, you can pretend not to be religious

So I should reject Christ in order to save myself?
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Ogurisama
06/09/18 1:43:24 PM
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Metal_Mario99 posted...
Ogurisama posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Well, I'm a Christian, so I guess I get crucified.

Or you know, you can pretend not to be religious

So I should reject Christ in order to save myself?

For what, 400ish years or so.
And i am so not dropping it, just keeping it on the downlow for awhile, and waking up in Rome doesnt mean you need to stay there, you can always leave and go somewhere else
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Zeus
06/09/18 1:44:33 PM
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I'd like to say use my knowledge of history and technology to take over the known world, but first there'd be a language barrier I'd have to overcome, there wouldn't be the kind of infrastructure to provide ready access to build anything, and my knowledge wouldn't be complete enough to really exploit things. (For example, I don't know how to craft a gun and, even if I did, I would likely need to craft the things needed to make it)

Also depends on the immortality. If I don't regenerate lost parts or organs (and instead need them put back), it kinds limits what I can do.

Sarcasthma posted...
I lie around until the internet gets invented, and then I continue to lie around.


Oooh, that's a good plan.
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Metal_Mario99
06/09/18 1:45:24 PM
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You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.
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MICHALECOLE
06/09/18 1:47:02 PM
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Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?
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Sarcasthma
06/09/18 1:47:58 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?

FOR ANY REASON
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Metal_Mario99
06/09/18 1:48:10 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?

Anyone who denies Christ is lost in darkness.
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Ogurisama
06/09/18 1:49:03 PM
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Zeus posted...
Also depends on the immortality. If I don't regenerate lost parts or organs (and instead need them put back), it kinds limits what I can do.

Yeah, no regeneration.
Just no starving to death, or thirst, or dieing from old age.

Only way to die is if you are vaporize into atoms
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Greenfox111
06/09/18 1:49:20 PM
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Denying christ is how gamefaqs mods fell to such a lowly state
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Sarcasthma
06/09/18 1:50:03 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Denying christ is how gamefaqs mods fell to such a lowly state

I heard they all worship Satan and stuff.
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Metal_Mario99
06/09/18 1:50:54 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
Denying christ is how gamefaqs mods fell to such a lowly state

I doubt that any of them are Christian, so probably.
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MICHALECOLE
06/09/18 1:51:54 PM
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Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?

Anyone who denies Christ is lost in darkness.

What if youre Jewish and you own a lamp store, and you have like 18,000 different kinds of lamps, and theyre always on so its always bright?
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Ogurisama
06/09/18 1:52:18 PM
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Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?

Anyone who denies Christ is lost in darkness.

Then just fucking become a hermit in the mountains for the first few centuries. You dont need to stay in Rome dude. That is just where you wake up.

Or you can go to Himalayas and live with the monks who dont care what your religion is.

Either way you are not deny christ though
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Mead
06/09/18 1:52:36 PM
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Become everyones great great great(like 50 greats) great grandpappy
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Metal_Mario99
06/09/18 1:52:44 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?

Anyone who denies Christ is lost in darkness.

What if youre Jewish and you own a lamp store, and you have like 18,000 different kinds of lamps, and theyre always on so its always bright?

I don't think a Jewish person would be willing to pay that high of an electric bill.
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MICHALECOLE
06/09/18 1:55:11 PM
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Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?

Anyone who denies Christ is lost in darkness.

What if youre Jewish and you own a lamp store, and you have like 18,000 different kinds of lamps, and theyre always on so its always bright?

I don't think a Jewish person would be willing to pay that high of an electric bill.



Thats definitely the type of joke that a true follower of Christ would make
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Metal_Mario99
06/09/18 1:55:56 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?

Anyone who denies Christ is lost in darkness.

What if youre Jewish and you own a lamp store, and you have like 18,000 different kinds of lamps, and theyre always on so its always bright?

I don't think a Jewish person would be willing to pay that high of an electric bill.



Thats definitely the type of joke that a true follower of Christ would make

What, Christians aren't allowed to make jokes?
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MICHALECOLE
06/09/18 1:57:20 PM
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Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
You don't deny Christ. For ANY reason.

What if youre jewish?

Anyone who denies Christ is lost in darkness.

What if youre Jewish and you own a lamp store, and you have like 18,000 different kinds of lamps, and theyre always on so its always bright?

I don't think a Jewish person would be willing to pay that high of an electric bill.



Thats definitely the type of joke that a true follower of Christ would make

What, Christians aren't allowed to make jokes?

No, they totally are. Jesus would have loved that joke. Youre probably his favorite person make sure you dont deny his friend request!
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Metal_Mario99
06/09/18 1:58:17 PM
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Jesus doesn't play favorites. And I've been His friend for years.
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helIy
06/09/18 2:59:13 PM
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Jesus let's me borrow his camaro though

does he let you borrow his camaro
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