Current Events > Remember base wars? Also I literally just fucked up a sure thing cause I'm 5'9.

Topic List
Page List: 1
CanuckCowboy
06/09/18 1:53:41 AM
#1:


Lol.

Seriously that game needs a reboot / remake so hard.

Had a 40 something pretty hot Amazon lined up to come over tonight t2o days ago and for some reason when I was messaging her after I said some dumb thing about "since ya mentioned height in yer profile full disclosure I'm 5'9" n I know some girls dont like being taller" and she stopped responding right away till a few hours ago and said "sorry it's not a height thing but things have changed for me since we started talking".

So I've killed the last few hours drinking and playing skate 3 and omg how am I on my last beer.

Thing is if I'd never mentioned it and she'd come down it wouldn't be an issue at least for tonight.
---
"I got a rollatruc, look."
... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick
06/09/18 1:56:54 AM
#2:


CanuckCowboy posted...
"sorry it's not a height thing but things have changed for me since we started talking".

What a fucking bitch.
---
The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM
... Copied to Clipboard!
ScofieldReturns
06/09/18 1:58:17 AM
#3:


Lmao you showed insecurity, you didn't deserve to get laid
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sleepydrowzed
06/09/18 1:59:04 AM
#4:


its cause you were a beta 5'9 and not an alpha 5'9

"you gonna reject me cause i'm short i already know but whatever i'll try anyway"
---
Still looking gewd, eating those sammiches all the time.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1