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Johnny_Nutcase
06/08/18 1:58:35 AM
#1:


Do you shit before work? - Results (4 votes)
I work from home so I shit in my sink
0% (0 votes)
0
I do shit immediately upon arrival at work.
50% (2 votes)
2
I wait until the coast is clear and sneak into the bathroom
0% (0 votes)
0
Those potted plants are green for a reason
0% (0 votes)
0
Sometimes i'm caught off guard and have to blow ass at work
25% (1 vote)
1
I ask to go home early and shit my pants in the car because I waited too long
25% (1 vote)
1
I'm a female, and I don't blow ass.
0% (0 votes)
0
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BlueJester007
06/08/18 9:08:45 AM
#2:


I hardly ever felt the need to shit at work.

It always hit me when I was already back home.
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Darkman124
06/08/18 9:14:31 AM
#3:


after frst coffee
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NES4EVER
06/08/18 9:17:17 AM
#4:


If I'm running late and don't get a chance to crap at home in the morning then I immediately poop at work.

Otherwise it's whenever the mood strikes. Or if I have a second coffee.
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GunmaN1905
06/08/18 9:18:00 AM
#5:


This has always been one of my biggest issues in life.
In school, in college, at work, ever since I was a kid.

I absolutely can't take a dump for at least an hour after I get up. Around 2 hours after I get up is prime time.
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EndOfDiscOne
06/08/18 9:24:42 AM
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About 20 minutes after arrival. I do almost all of my shitting at work, and hardly even shit on the weekends.
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pikachupwnage
06/08/18 9:26:05 AM
#7:


I tend to shit like right after I clock outmm.
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VTBM
06/08/18 9:34:39 AM
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Sometimes I'll shit 3 times in the morning at home only to have to shit a 4th time upon arrival at work.
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known2FAIL
06/08/18 1:54:39 PM
#11:


I usually shit once a day and it's either before or after work. I only shit at work when I get sick
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