Current Events > $10 billion, but every time you fart, someone within 10 miles of you dies.

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Just_a_loser 06/07/18 6:25:04 PM #1:	It always prioritizes the people in closest proximity to you. If there are numerous people at equal distance from you, it picks one randomly. What do, CE? --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:902732893] in $10 billio... [t:76684128]...</cite> <quote>It always prioritizes the people in closest proximity to you. If there are numerous people at equal distance from you, it picks one randomly. What do, CE?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 06/07/18 6:25:37 PM #2:	I have acid reflux tho --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:902732925] in $10 billio... [t:76684128]...</cite> <quote>I have acid reflux tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny 06/07/18 6:26:14 PM #3:	Sounds really cool at the moment but I already know I'm going to end up regretting it horribly a few years from now. --- I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:902732967] in $10 billio... [t:76684128]...</cite> <quote>Sounds really cool at the moment but I already know I'm going to end up regretting it horribly a few years from now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/07/18 6:27:27 PM #4:	Um, no. This is terrible. Can't really have any friends or family or at least not be anywhere near them. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:902733021] in $10 billio... [t:76684128]...</cite> <quote>Um, no. This is terrible. Can't really have any friends or family or at least not be anywhere near them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 06/07/18 6:36:50 PM #5:	dammit but no, it would be the end of humanity! --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:902733585] in $10 billio... [t:76684128]...</cite> <quote>dammit but no, it would be the end of humanity!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 06/07/18 6:44:44 PM #6:	Hell fucking no! I would kill about 15 people a day. Some in my sleep. That's 105 people a year that I would be killing directly. 5475 people a year, dead from Rial's farts. If I lived another 50 years, I would end up killing around 273,750 people. I may joke that my farts can be lethal, but this would be no laughing matter. And certainly not worth $10 billion. I would only take the deal if I knew I was going to kill myself. I'd leave $1 billion to my family, trusts and college funds for my nieces and nephew, and then split the rest up to charities. --- Saxton you've never done anything good in your life. - Bad News Barrett <cite>King Rial posted [p:902734040] in $10 billio... [t:76684128]...</cite> <quote>Hell fucking no! I would kill about 15 people a day. Some in my sleep. That's 105 people a year that I would be killing directly. 5475 people a year, dead from Rial's farts. If I lived another 50 years, I would end up killing around 273,750 people. I may joke that my farts can be lethal, but this would be no laughing matter. And certainly not worth $10 billion. I would only take the deal if I knew I was going to kill myself. I'd leave $1 billion to my family, trusts and college funds for my nieces and nephew, and then split the rest up to charities.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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