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Evolician
06/07/18 12:52:15 PM
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I felt weird sting as I pushed it in, but I didn't really think anything of it. Then I put a condom on and just kept going. When we finished the condom was red inside. <__<

The bleeding stopped by the time I got home last night and it doesn't really hurt. But man I feel terrible because last night was the one year anniversary for me and my girlfriend and I ruined it with this stupid crap. I hate that I made her all worried. :(

I dunno why this happened. Like I guess she wasn't wet enough yet? But this has never happened before. I'm just so confused. ._.

Apparently this sort of thing happens to guys sometimes and it'll heal on its own eventually? Has this sort of thing happened to any of you? sex is dum i'm never doin it agin. :c
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/07/18 12:53:50 PM
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Probably just an abrasion cut I would assume around where the head of the penis meets the skin under it.

Happened to me once.
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Evolician
06/07/18 12:55:49 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Probably just an abrasion cut I would assume around where the head of the penis meets the skin under it.

Happened to me once.

Yeah it was just like that. :\
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voldothegr8
06/07/18 12:56:42 PM
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Happens to the best of us
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SSJGrimReaper
06/07/18 12:56:44 PM
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Evolician
06/08/18 2:38:38 PM
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I figured I'd just wait like a week or two before trying again but I'm afraid to try again tbh. <_<

But even after all this I'm still horny. >_>
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Axiom
06/08/18 2:42:31 PM
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Oh shit she's got the dentata. I've had it happen where I feel an instant of pain which goes away quickly but the next day was really sore. That's only ever occurred with really rough stuff though
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_BlueMonk
06/08/18 2:42:55 PM
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lube is your friend. i highly recommend it.
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Muffinz0rz
06/08/18 2:43:54 PM
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my dick hurts just thinking about this
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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/18 2:45:20 PM
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Evolician posted...
I felt weird sting as I pushed it in, but I didn't really think anything of it. Then I put a condom on and just kept going. When we finished the condom was red inside. <__<


This might be the only time I actually cringed reading something here. Bros aren't suppose to fuck other bros heads up with this
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Error1355
06/08/18 2:48:16 PM
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My body tensed reading the topic body. Ahh!
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Tappor
06/08/18 2:49:35 PM
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Muffinz0rz
06/08/18 2:49:40 PM
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Error1355 posted...
My body tensed reading the topic body. Ahh!

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Dyinglegacy
06/08/18 2:51:13 PM
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I couldn't finishing reading. Got queasy around the blood in condom par....uaghhh *queas queas*
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BJ-blazkowics
06/08/18 2:51:21 PM
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Evolician posted...
I hate that I made her all worried. :(


She was worried about your bleeding peen rather than the fact that she could have gotten peen blood inside her? She's a keeper!

As for why it happens... are you circumcised?
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legendarylemur
06/08/18 2:51:47 PM
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Ouuuuuch
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Evolician
06/08/18 3:05:56 PM
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Axiom posted...
Oh shit she's got the dentata. I've had it happen where I feel an instant of pain which goes away quickly but the next day was really sore. That's only ever occurred with really rough stuff though

That's what I said during. I joked that it felt like she bit me. <_<
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Evolician
06/09/18 1:06:15 PM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
She's a keeper!

As for why it happens... are you circumcised?

She absolutely is a keeper! And no I am not. <_<
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C7D
06/09/18 1:11:12 PM
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I had this happen once. I felt a great degree of pain, but didnt think anything of it. A few minutes later, I got weak in the knees and almost passed out. Im told I lost quite a bit of blood. She asked me if I had finished and I said no. She said thats weird and then large quantities of my blood came out of her. I dont use condoms, happily married, but I did for a week or two after that just to stop the pain.
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Evolician
06/09/18 1:22:54 PM
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C7D posted...
I had this happen once. I felt a great degree of pain, but didnt think anything of it. A few minutes later, I got weak in the knees and almost passed out. Im told I lost quite a bit of blood. She asked me if I had finished and I said no. She said thats weird and then large quantities of my blood came out of her. I dont use condoms, happily married, but I did for a week or two after that just to stop the pain.

You just kept having sex after that happened? Didn't take a break for a week or two? >_>
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C7D
06/09/18 1:25:15 PM
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Evolician posted...
C7D posted...
I had this happen once. I felt a great degree of pain, but didnt think anything of it. A few minutes later, I got weak in the knees and almost passed out. Im told I lost quite a bit of blood. She asked me if I had finished and I said no. She said thats weird and then large quantities of my blood came out of her. I dont use condoms, happily married, but I did for a week or two after that just to stop the pain.

You just kept having sex after that happened? Didn't take a break for a week or two? >_>


Lots of lube and slow going won the day.
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radiowackoman
06/09/18 1:31:07 PM
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Foreplay yo, didn't you learn anything from that Boston song?
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BJ-blazkowics
06/09/18 4:55:51 PM
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Evolician posted...
BJ-blazkowics posted...
She's a keeper!

As for why it happens... are you circumcised?

She absolutely is a keeper! And no I am not. <_<


maybe you tore your frenulum? I heard that happens...
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EverDownward
06/09/18 4:56:08 PM
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That's what you get for fornicating, sinner!
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pinkgorilla
06/09/18 4:57:27 PM
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One year anniversary, still using condoms. What???
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BJ-blazkowics
06/09/18 5:05:29 PM
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pinkgorilla posted...
One year anniversary, still using condoms. What???


the pill doesn't stop STDs breh
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fjb
06/09/18 5:13:43 PM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
Evolician posted...
BJ-blazkowics posted...
She's a keeper!

As for why it happens... are you circumcised?

She absolutely is a keeper! And no I am not. <_<


maybe you tore your frenulum? I heard that happens...

Happened to me once, I felt a bit of pain but kept going. Suddenly felt a sharp pain that made my whole body tense up. Pulled out and ran to the bathroom with my dick in hand. I was squirting blood on walls, floor, toilet, blood was everywhere. Didn't have sex for two weeks and took it slow when we finally got back into the groove of things.
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pikachupwnage
06/09/18 5:32:40 PM
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Error1355 posted...
My body tensed reading the topic body. Ahh!


Wording my friend.
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masticatingman
06/09/18 5:42:54 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
rip

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BJ-blazkowics
06/09/18 5:56:49 PM
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fjb posted...
BJ-blazkowics posted...
Evolician posted...
BJ-blazkowics posted...
She's a keeper!

As for why it happens... are you circumcised?

She absolutely is a keeper! And no I am not. <_<


maybe you tore your frenulum? I heard that happens...

Happened to me once, I felt a bit of pain but kept going. Suddenly felt a sharp pain that made my whole body tense up. Pulled out and ran to the bathroom with my dick in hand. I was squirting blood on walls, floor, toilet, blood was everywhere. Didn't have sex for two weeks and took it slow when we finally got back into the groove of things.


I'm so happy I'm circumcised lol
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Evolician
06/10/18 11:11:43 AM
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pinkgorilla posted...
One year anniversary, still using condoms. What???

I hear a lot of people start losing their sex drive or gaining weight or other things once they start taking pills. Guess we'd just rather not risk that stuff. <_<

BJ-blazkowics posted...
I'm so happy I'm circumcised lol

I don't think this sort of thing is exclusive to uncut folk. >_>
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Slaya4
06/10/18 11:17:21 AM
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Wtf at this topic
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
06/10/18 11:18:25 AM
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HellsingOrg
06/10/18 11:19:49 AM
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Wtf how dry and chaffed was your D? Fucking lube that shit up damn.
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TheAnthraxBunny
06/10/18 11:23:01 AM
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I had this happen to me once because she was really dry. It hurt and I kept losing my erection. I didn't tell her about it because I couldn't think of a way to say it without being rude. She later went on to tell people within our circle of friends that our relationship didn't work out because I had ED even though it was actually I who stopped talking to her over her batshit craziness.
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BJ-blazkowics
06/10/18 11:25:10 AM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
I had this happen to me once because she was really dry. It hurt and I kept losing my erection. I didn't tell her about it because I couldn't think of a way to say it without being rude. She later went on to tell people within our circle of friends that our relationship didn't work out because I had ED even though it was actually I who stopped talking to her over her batshit craziness.


breakups suck. The woman can always make up fake shit about the guy's junk and there's nothing he can do. But if the guy talks smack then he's scum.
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ChainedRedone
06/10/18 11:25:57 AM
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Moral: don't wear condoms. I've been with 10 girls and never used a condom with any of them the first time we did it. And I'm fine.
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DracoSpire
06/10/18 11:48:54 AM
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Well, my innocent mind learned something new today.
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Evolician
06/10/18 12:24:56 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Moral: don't wear condoms. I've been with 10 girls and never used a condom with any of them the first time we did it. And I'm fine.

I'm pretty sure the moral of the story is to buy some lube. >_>
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BJ-blazkowics
06/10/18 12:53:02 PM
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Evolician posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Moral: don't wear condoms. I've been with 10 girls and never used a condom with any of them the first time we did it. And I'm fine.

I'm pretty sure the moral of the story is to buy some lube. >_>


lol yeah

how's your soldier doing man? Healed yet?
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Evolician
06/10/18 2:02:14 PM
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It doesn't hurt and it looks fine but I'm still gonna wait like two weeks <_<
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