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xyphilia
06/05/18 1:57:16 PM
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It hasn't buzzed in my ear or in my face, it's just flying around the room or hanging on the wall.

I don't want these flies to be there when I sleep in case they annoy me, but they haven't struck first so I cannot in good conscious go on the warpath and start hunting them down.
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ShutTheF---_Up
06/05/18 1:57:47 PM
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Nobody cares
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Laserion
06/05/18 1:58:21 PM
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When you grab a towel with which to swat them, they disappear. They only come out once you put the towel down. It's like they know...
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solosnake
06/05/18 1:59:16 PM
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So I hear they call it killing the fly
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xyphilia
06/05/18 3:34:38 PM
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Laserion posted...
When you grab a towel with which to swat them, they disappear. They only come out once you put the towel down. It's like they know...

Towel? I just use the nearest object
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xyphilia
06/07/18 6:26:59 AM
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But I decided to leave them alone (for now) since they haven't bothered me
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Kajagogo
06/07/18 6:29:16 AM
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xyphilia posted...
Laserion posted...
When you grab a towel with which to swat them, they disappear. They only come out once you put the towel down. It's like they know...

Towel? I just use the nearest object


So nobody has a fly swatter anymore? I love my fly swatter!! Buy a fly swatter, people!!
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Kaiganeer
06/07/18 6:31:03 AM
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xyphilia
06/07/18 7:43:24 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
xyphilia posted...
Laserion posted...
When you grab a towel with which to swat them, they disappear. They only come out once you put the towel down. It's like they know...

Towel? I just use the nearest object


So nobody has a fly swatter anymore? I love my fly swatter!! Buy a fly swatter, people!!

That's just not practical
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xBloodBrotherx
06/07/18 7:44:56 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
xyphilia posted...
Laserion posted...
When you grab a towel with which to swat them, they disappear. They only come out once you put the towel down. It's like they know...

Towel? I just use the nearest object


So nobody has a fly swatter anymore? I love my fly swatter!! Buy a fly swatter, people!!

Fly swatters suck because they're never right there when you actually need one..if you go get it, then it's gone before you get back. Just pick up whatever is nearby and kill it.
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xyphilia
06/09/18 3:04:15 AM
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Yup pretty much
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