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chill02 06/05/18 8:27:42 AM #1: |
Asking for a friend
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boxington 06/05/18 8:29:31 AM #2: |
if she doesn't ask you to "assume the position", then I don't think she's feeling you, bro.
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Mama99 06/05/18 8:30:08 AM #3: |
boxington posted...
if she doesn't ask you to "assume the position", then I don't think she's feeling you, bro. Lol --- 3D fighter junky for life. Jun, Aoi and Kokoro are best girls! Kagura Mutsuki best boy!(^.<) In Los Noches with Lord Aizen! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 06/05/18 8:30:48 AM #4: |
:(
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RE_expert44 06/05/18 8:33:47 AM #5: |
Be like "nah officer, I dont have drugs deep in my ass, not all all *wink*"
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Heineken14 06/05/18 8:35:05 AM #6: |
Tell her you pay her salary. Cops love when you do that.
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snesmaster40 06/05/18 8:36:27 AM #7: |
Tell her, you're hiding a large object.
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UnfairRepresent 06/05/18 8:37:41 AM #8: |
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chill02 06/05/18 10:15:59 AM #9: |
hmm
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Zodd3224 06/05/18 10:17:20 AM #10: |
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RchHomieQuanChi 06/05/18 10:17:33 AM #11: |
I have coke in my dong, but the only way to get it out is to ejaculate. Wanna help?
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chill02 06/05/18 10:18:20 AM #12: |
Zodd3224 posted...
Have your lady friend there take the police exam perfect --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 06/05/18 10:25:17 AM #13: |
According to King of the Hill s7ep19, bumping your truck into the back of a police cruiser and scratching the bumper sticker for the police woman's daughter's school
Conversely, King of the Hill s6ep3 suggests that it could also happen if your wife kidnaps a Mexican girl, transports her across the border to America, then attempts to return aforementioned Mexican girl to her family --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 06/05/18 10:25:57 AM #14: |
this is going to happen then
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gunplagirl 06/05/18 10:26:35 AM #15: |
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I have coke in my dong, but the only way to get it out is to ejaculate. Wanna help? So fun fact, urethral swabs are a thing and now you're probably in pain having imagined what that entails --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 06/05/18 10:27:03 AM #16: |
What's the easiest way to get a female masseuse to dominate you
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voldothegr8 06/05/18 10:28:55 AM #17: |
Call her a blithering **** and tell her she has no business doing a mans job.
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MacadamianNut3 06/05/18 10:30:23 AM #18: |
chill02 posted...
Asking for a friend I'm that friend --- Roll Tide & Go Irish ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 06/05/18 10:31:43 AM #19: |
I want it to be like this cop that shows up out of nowhere
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SSJ2GrimReaper 06/05/18 10:31:46 AM #20: |
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kingdrake2 06/05/18 10:32:38 AM #21: |
all the police in my town are dudes. i doubt anyone wants the action.
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Zodd3224 06/05/18 10:32:53 AM #22: |
gunplagirl posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...I have coke in my dong, but the only way to get it out is to ejaculate. Wanna help? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 06/05/18 5:15:30 PM #23: |
chill02 posted...
I want it to be like this cop that shows up out of nowhere Best part is the ass was pulling his shirt off and looking at the first cop so he had no idea the other cop was there. THEN he gets tackled --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 06/05/18 5:53:27 PM #24: |
tell me more
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SGT_Conti 06/05/18 5:55:03 PM #25: |
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chill02 06/05/18 5:55:23 PM #26: |
wtf is this weeb trash
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