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chill02 06/04/18 11:25:42 PM #1:	It was great, bruh --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902565375] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>It was great, bruh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 06/04/18 11:36:13 PM #2:	Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:902565887] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/04/18 11:36:41 PM #3:	BlazinBlue88 posted... Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent. deep tissue 80 minutes it was amazing --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902565913] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent.</quote> deep tissue 80 minutes it was amazing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 06/04/18 11:36:42 PM #4:	BlazinBlue88 posted... Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent. u wot --- When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850) <cite>DavidWong posted [p:902565914] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent.</quote> u wot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 06/04/18 11:36:50 PM #5:	How's that ass? --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:902565920] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>How's that ass?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 06/04/18 11:36:55 PM #6:	BlazinBlue88 posted... Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent. How much did she cost? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:902565930] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent.</quote> How much did she cost?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Galcian 06/04/18 11:37:46 PM #7:	BlazinBlue88 posted... Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent. tfw you buy a wife --- <cite>Galcian posted [p:902565972] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent.</quote> tfw you buy a wife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/04/18 11:38:35 PM #8:	seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902566023] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 06/04/18 11:40:02 PM #9:	I need a massage damn it I want a sports one, they hurt but damn they're good the day after --- When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will. Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850) <cite>DavidWong posted [p:902566096] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>I need a massage damn it I want a sports one, they hurt but damn they're good the day after</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 06/04/18 11:41:40 PM #10:	chill02 posted... deep tissue 80 minutes it was amazing Nice! 80 mins is crazy. How much did you pay for that? I have a low pain tolerance so it's torture for me but incredible at the same time. Your body is a wreck afterwards but in a good way. chill02 posted... seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification Clearly. Lol --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:902566181] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>deep tissue 80 minutes it was amazing</quote> Nice! 80 mins is crazy. How much did you pay for that? I have a low pain tolerance so it's torture for me but incredible at the same time. Your body is a wreck afterwards but in a good way. <cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification</quote> Clearly. Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 06/04/18 11:42:04 PM #11:	chill02 posted... seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification Shut the fuck up --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:902566205] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification</quote> Shut the fuck up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/04/18 11:43:11 PM #12:	A_Good_Boy posted... chill02 posted... seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification Shut the fuck up licks face --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902566261] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification</quote> Shut the fuck up</quote> licks face</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 06/04/18 11:43:29 PM #13:	chill02 posted... A_Good_Boy posted... chill02 posted... seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification Shut the fuck up licks face Hey lick my face too! --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:902566272] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>seriously, though, he meant he paid for his wife's certification</quote> Shut the fuck up</quote> licks face</quote> Hey lick my face too!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 06/05/18 12:01:30 AM #14:	lick my bootyhole too fam <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:902567113] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>lick my bootyhole too fam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/05/18 7:44:57 AM #15:	I need a massage for my massage you did this to me, Laurel --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902578926] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>I need a massage for my massage you did this to me, Laurel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 06/05/18 7:45:42 AM #16:	Happy ending? :) --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:902578949] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>Happy ending? :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/05/18 7:49:33 AM #17:	BlazinBlue88 posted... Nice! 80 mins is crazy. How much did you pay for that? I have a low pain tolerance so it's torture for me but incredible at the same time. Your body is a wreck afterwards but in a good way. It was $109 for being a first time client. Everything felt great at first right after I got out but I started to feel the soreness around my back and shoulders set in during the afternoon. Still worth it. Sativa_Rose posted... Happy ending? :) Not that kind of massage >.> --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902579041] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Nice! 80 mins is crazy. How much did you pay for that? I have a low pain tolerance so it's torture for me but incredible at the same time. Your body is a wreck afterwards but in a good way.</quote> It was $109 for being a first time client. Everything felt great at first right after I got out but I started to feel the soreness around my back and shoulders set in during the afternoon. Still worth it. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>Happy ending? :)</quote> Not that kind of massage >.></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/05/18 8:06:46 AM #18:	Did u cum --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:902579449] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>Did u cum</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/05/18 8:07:24 AM #19:	nope --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902579475] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>nope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/05/18 8:09:34 AM #20:	chill02 posted... It was $109 for being a first time client. Everything felt great at first right after I got out but I started to feel the soreness around my back and shoulders set in during the afternoon. Still worth it. Wow here in indonesia you can get 90 minutes massage for like 5 usd --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:902579532] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>It was $109 for being a first time client. Everything felt great at first right after I got out but I started to feel the soreness around my back and shoulders set in during the afternoon. Still worth it.</quote> Wow here in indonesia you can get 90 minutes massage for like 5 usd</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/05/18 8:10:41 AM #21:	you should get a 540 minute massage then --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902579553] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>you should get a 540 minute massage then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/05/18 8:15:23 AM #22:	chill02 posted... you should get a 540 minute massage then This kills the masseuse --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:902579680] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>you should get a 540 minute massage then</quote> This kills the masseuse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 06/05/18 8:18:58 AM #23:	chill02 posted... you did this to me, Laurel we did it laurel --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:902579779] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>you did this to me, Laurel </quote> we did it laurel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/05/18 8:23:04 AM #24:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... chill02 posted... you did this to me, Laurel we did it yanny ftfy --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:902579868] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>you did this to me, Laurel </quote> we did it yanny</quote> ftfy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 06/05/18 10:00:15 AM #25:	chill02 posted... It was $109 for being a first time client. Everything felt great at first right after I got out but I started to feel the soreness around my back and shoulders set in during the afternoon. Still worth it. Not a bad price considering how long it was. I had no idea how intense a massage was on the massage therapist themselves. It's so easy to injure yourself if you don't move and bend properly. chill02 posted... Not that kind of massage >.> Protip: Only people licensed by a medical board like the board of nursing are able to call themselves massage therapists. Any other term like masseuse, body worker, etc can be considered offensive since these terms were popularized by prostitutes. So when you're looking for a place to get a massage, pay attention to what they call themselves. The unlicensed people will often be cheaper but won't be able to give you a proper massage if you're looking to relieve muscle pain. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:902583100] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>It was $109 for being a first time client. Everything felt great at first right after I got out but I started to feel the soreness around my back and shoulders set in during the afternoon. Still worth it.</quote> Not a bad price considering how long it was. I had no idea how intense a massage was on the massage therapist themselves. It's so easy to injure yourself if you don't move and bend properly. <cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>Not that kind of massage >.></quote> Protip: Only people licensed by a medical board like the board of nursing are able to call themselves massage therapists. Any other term like masseuse, body worker, etc can be considered offensive since these terms were popularized by prostitutes. So when you're looking for a place to get a massage, pay attention to what they call themselves. The unlicensed people will often be cheaper but won't be able to give you a proper massage if you're looking to relieve muscle pain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BJ-blazkowics 06/05/18 10:02:18 AM #26:	chill02 posted... BlazinBlue88 posted... Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent. deep tissue 80 minutes it was amazing isn't it painful? <cite>BJ-blazkowics posted [p:902583179] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent.</quote> deep tissue 80 minutes it was amazing</quote> isn't it painful?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueJester007 06/05/18 10:02:25 AM #27:	But how do you like your eggs? --- Donald Trump is under your bed. <cite>BlueJester007 posted [p:902583188] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>But how do you like your eggs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BJ-blazkowics 06/05/18 10:03:48 AM #28:	BlueJester007 posted... But how do you like your eggs? he clearly likes them blue, as he had no happy ending ;) <cite>BJ-blazkowics posted [p:902583241] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlueJester007 posted...</cite> <quote>But how do you like your eggs?</quote> he clearly likes them blue, as he had no happy ending ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 06/05/18 10:11:55 AM #29:	BJ-blazkowics posted... BlueJester007 posted... But how do you like your eggs? he clearly likes them blue, as he had no happy ending ;) lmao, my back hurt as i laughed. i wish i didn't have the seizure it's been hurting ever since couldn't find the cause. all i know is being in an ambulance and having a CT scan saying i'm fine. advil stops some of the pain but it can't be a permanent fix. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:902583561] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BJ-blazkowics posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BlueJester007 posted...</cite> <quote>But how do you like your eggs?</quote> he clearly likes them blue, as he had no happy ending ;)</quote> lmao, my back hurt as i laughed. i wish i didn't have the seizure it's been hurting ever since couldn't find the cause. all i know is being in an ambulance and having a CT scan saying i'm fine. advil stops some of the pain but it can't be a permanent fix.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/05/18 10:19:41 AM #30:	BlazinBlue88 posted... Protip: Only people licensed by a medical board like the board of nursing are able to call themselves massage therapists. Any other term like masseuse, body worker, etc can be considered offensive since these terms were popularized by prostitutes. So when you're looking for a place to get a massage, pay attention to what they call themselves. The unlicensed people will often be cheaper but won't be able to give you a proper massage if you're looking to relieve muscle pain. yeah, she had her license thing in full view in the room, plus the place is a nationwide franchise --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902583878] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Protip: Only people licensed by a medical board like the board of nursing are able to call themselves massage therapists. Any other term like masseuse, body worker, etc can be considered offensive since these terms were popularized by prostitutes. So when you're looking for a place to get a massage, pay attention to what they call themselves. The unlicensed people will often be cheaper but won't be able to give you a proper massage if you're looking to relieve muscle pain.</quote> yeah, she had her license thing in full view in the room, plus the place is a nationwide franchise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/05/18 10:20:41 AM #31:	BJ-blazkowics posted... chill02 posted... BlazinBlue88 posted... Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent. deep tissue 80 minutes it was amazing isn't it painful? I felt everything but it was mainly because my body was all sorts of fucked up already BlueJester007 posted... But how do you like your eggs? over easy mmm --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902583927] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BJ-blazkowics posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Swedish or deep tissue? Wife is a certified massage therapist. Best money I've ever spent.</quote> deep tissue 80 minutes it was amazing</quote> isn't it painful?</quote> I felt everything but it was mainly because my body was all sorts of fucked up already <cite>BlueJester007 posted...</cite> <quote>But how do you like your eggs?</quote> over easy mmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 06/05/18 10:21:39 AM #32:	I also left a $30 tip --- Blow your trumpets, Gabriel. <cite>chill02 posted [p:902583977] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote>I also left a $30 tip</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BJ-blazkowics 06/05/18 10:39:39 AM #33:	kingdrake2 posted... BJ-blazkowics posted... BlueJester007 posted... But how do you like your eggs? he clearly likes them blue, as he had no happy ending ;) lmao, my back hurt as i laughed. i wish i didn't have the seizure it's been hurting ever since couldn't find the cause. all i know is being in an ambulance and having a CT scan saying i'm fine. advil stops some of the pain but it can't be a permanent fix. don't let doctors give you too many CT scans, they're dangerous <cite>BJ-blazkowics posted [p:902584827] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BJ-blazkowics posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BlueJester007 posted...</cite> <quote>But how do you like your eggs?</quote> he clearly likes them blue, as he had no happy ending ;)</quote> lmao, my back hurt as i laughed. i wish i didn't have the seizure it's been hurting ever since couldn't find the cause. all i know is being in an ambulance and having a CT scan saying i'm fine. advil stops some of the pain but it can't be a permanent fix.</quote> don't let doctors give you too many CT scans, they're dangerous</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BJ-blazkowics 06/05/18 10:40:06 AM #34:	chill02 posted... I felt everything but it was mainly because my body was all sorts of f*ed up already massage therapy did wonders for a friend of mine. <cite>BJ-blazkowics posted [p:902584849] in I got a ma... [t:76675354]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote> I felt everything but it was mainly because my body was all sorts of f*ed up already</quote> massage therapy did wonders for a friend of mine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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