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electricbugs2
06/04/18 12:47:25 PM
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She pretty much said yesterday that we're a couple, or at least will be, so I'm going to stay with her for a few days after she was here visiting me.

This ferry needs to get its shit together.

Speaking of getting shit together, my life is currently a clusterfuck. Still not sure how I found myself in this situation but here we are.

Yeah! SLAMMING!
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eston
06/04/18 12:51:00 PM
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 12:52:55 PM
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eston posted...
*slams*

SLAMMED!
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voldothegr8
06/04/18 12:53:17 PM
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How does it feel knowing other dudes are giving it to her on the daily?
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 12:57:31 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
How does it feel knowing other dudes are giving it to her on the daily?

Putting in work lol.

If some numbskull wants to pay her $200 plus for a five minute lame, go for it.
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iClockwork
06/04/18 12:59:27 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
If some numbskull wants to pay her $200 plus for a five minute lame, go for it.

So shes a whore not an escort?

An escort makes way more. LOL you've dating a prostitute.
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teepan95
06/04/18 12:59:47 PM
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Congrats!

How did you meet?
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DragonGirlYuki
06/04/18 1:00:25 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
This ferry needs to get its s*** together.

How many sailing waits?
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 1:02:06 PM
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iClockwork posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
If some numbskull wants to pay her $200 plus for a five minute lame, go for it.

So shes a whore not an escort?

An escort makes way more. LOL you've dating a prostitute.

Meh, tomato tamato.

teepan95 posted...
Congrats!

How did you meet?

I know a couple of her friends from here.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/04/18 1:02:34 PM
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This is the type of decision that has put your life in a cluster fuck. Hookers need love too but no well adjusted person is going to commit to one.
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 1:04:11 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
This is the type of decision that has put your life in a cluster fuck. Hookers need love too but no well adjusted person is going to commit to one.

>Bugs
>Well adjusted

The one before this was a heroin user and former oxy dealer. This is nothing.
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voldothegr8
06/04/18 1:06:22 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
This is the type of decision that has put your life in a cluster fuck. Hookers need love too but no well adjusted person is going to commit to one.

>Bugs
>Well adjusted

The one before this was a heroin user and former oxy dealer. This is nothing.

Alright here's my next question, how many STDs do you have?
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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/04/18 1:06:32 PM
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Fake it until you make it. If you want to get your life on track this is an obvious spot to start.

But you do you.
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/04/18 1:08:23 PM
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iClockwork posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
If some numbskull wants to pay her $200 plus for a five minute lame, go for it.

So shes a whore not an escort?

An escort makes way more. LOL you've dating a prostitute.

$200 for 5 minutes is a hell of a lot. Over $2k an hour, that seems pretty damn good.

And pics?
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Flockaveli
06/04/18 1:09:02 PM
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Fucked up that you cant kiss her.
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 1:09:36 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
I had to read the topic title a few times. I kept wondering why you needed to escort your friend's house.

Lol mb

voldothegr8 posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
This is the type of decision that has put your life in a cluster fuck. Hookers need love too but no well adjusted person is going to commit to one.

>Bugs
>Well adjusted

The one before this was a heroin user and former oxy dealer. This is nothing.

Alright here's my next question, how many STDs do you have?

Zero last checkup.

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Fake it until you make it. If you want to get your life on track this is an obvious spot to start.

But you do you.

Meh compared to my usual suspects she's calm as hell. Probably somewhat good for me since she's grounded in reality unlike Captain Clusmypants and Major Moron.
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voldothegr8
06/04/18 1:09:49 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
iClockwork posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
If some numbskull wants to pay her $200 plus for a five minute lame, go for it.

So shes a whore not an escort?

An escort makes way more. LOL you've dating a prostitute.

$200 for 5 minutes is a hell of a lot. Over $2k an hour, that seems pretty damn good.

And pics?

$200 is to get a nut off with a maximum time limit.
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TheCyborgNinja
06/04/18 1:13:45 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
This is the type of decision that has put your life in a cluster fuck. Hookers need love too but no well adjusted person is going to commit to one.

>Bugs
>Well adjusted

The one before this was a heroin user and former oxy dealer. This is nothing.

That's definitely an improvement then... but the fact that it is only means the other was really bad.
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 1:16:34 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Fucked up that you cant kiss her.

I do though?

TheCyborgNinja posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
This is the type of decision that has put your life in a cluster fuck. Hookers need love too but no well adjusted person is going to commit to one.

>Bugs
>Well adjusted

The one before this was a heroin user and former oxy dealer. This is nothing.

That's definitely an improvement then... but the fact that it is only means the other was really bad.

Actually Mae was amazing, she was just a handful.
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iClockwork
06/04/18 1:30:53 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
$200 for 5 minutes is a hell of a lot. Over $2k an hour, that seems pretty damn good.

So you would be alright with your girl eating 20 nuts an hour?
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 1:37:05 PM
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iClockwork posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
$200 for 5 minutes is a hell of a lot. Over $2k an hour, that seems pretty damn good.

So you would be alright with your girl eating 20 nuts an hour?

Gotta get dat money.
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SSJCAT
06/04/18 1:39:32 PM
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You seem like the type to hit it with no rubber too... Oi mate we cant be young and dumb forever.
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 1:41:22 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
You seem like the type to hit it with no rubber too... Oi mate we cant be young and dumb forever.

Not so far.
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Sad_Face
06/04/18 1:42:18 PM
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So... how'd you guys meet?
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 1:45:50 PM
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Sad_Face posted...
So... how'd you guys meet?

Mutual friend outside a bar.
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 3:06:07 PM
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Can see the mainland time to go SLAM...literally ha ha ha, Rekt RAMMED!
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Alexanaxela
06/04/18 3:09:33 PM
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hmmm
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 3:11:33 PM
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Alexanaxela posted...
hmmm

Is there something I can help you with?
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drunkmuggle
06/04/18 3:21:13 PM
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How's your car and the real estate stuff going
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 3:23:16 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
How's your car and the real estate stuff going

Pretty good, needs a wash (the thing is a pollen and bee shit magnet) but still runs amazing a month in.

Work is work, old people, mobile homes, since when do houses have feet etc etc.
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KILBOTz
06/04/18 3:28:25 PM
#32:


who has lower self esteem, a prostitute or someone that dates a prostitute?
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 3:29:34 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
who has lower self esteem, a prostitute or someone that dates a prostitute?

Option C, the guy trolling about it on a dusty message board :)
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 6:23:45 PM
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At her house now, hanging out with her and another escort.

This is stupid lol.
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teepan95
06/04/18 11:34:42 PM
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I hope you had a threesome
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electricbugs2
06/04/18 11:36:22 PM
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teepan95 posted...
I hope you had a threesome

Not so far lol.

I know her friend wants me as a client but I dunno. These gals cray cray, one is probably enough.
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