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southcoast09
06/03/18 12:59:48 AM
#101:


Anything but cheese.

Seriously, how hard is it to make something plain?
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-Unowninator-
06/03/18 1:17:57 AM
#102:


All of them; I prefer them plain.
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Dabrikishaw15
06/03/18 1:21:22 AM
#103:


Mustard and sometimes Tomato.
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Nerevar
06/03/18 1:23:37 AM
#104:


If there's anything other than bacon and a frightening amount of Frank's Red Hot on my burger I'm not having a good time.
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gamestunner
06/03/18 1:29:30 AM
#105:


Tomato, mustard, ketchup.

Everything else is fair game.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
06/03/18 1:31:55 AM
#106:


Pickles, tomatoes or mayo.

Other night I ordered a cheeseburger plain, drove off without checking it. Open the wrapper as I'm driving down the road, and can smell the mustard, ketchup and onions. But those I don't mind, since I don't smell pickles. Even peel the top bun off and nope, no pickles. Then about halfway into the burger, I bite into something...pickly.

They put the pickles underneath the patty. I was like WTF.
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The Nintendo Master
06/03/18 1:31:56 AM
#107:


The one time my friend and I were at a music fest and he got a burger and he was putting ketchup or something on it, the top of the bun was off for some reason, and some beetle landed on it, but it wasn't just an ordinary beetle, it was being attacked by mites of some sort that were all latched on to it. That would ruin the burger for me. Did for him too.
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ClockworkHare
06/03/18 1:43:10 AM
#108:


Onions

I don't like the crunch on a burger. Lettuce I can stand, but chopped onions trigger my gag reflex (not much can anymore). People have been trying to push their idea of a perfect burger on me for years, but they had trouble understanding that if I didn't like biting into their burger, it was not perfect for me...

I still like onions on other things, like ogres. But definitely not my burgers.
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MrMelodramatic
06/03/18 1:44:37 AM
#109:


emblem boy posted...
Pickles and any type of sauce

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gguirao
06/03/18 1:55:26 AM
#110:


As a kid, I hated onions and tomatoes.
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008Zulu
06/03/18 1:57:38 AM
#111:


Pickles, tomato, beetroot, pineapple and onion.
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paladin_man
06/03/18 1:58:52 AM
#112:


Pineapple for sure.
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Galcian
06/03/18 1:59:38 AM
#113:


Not much. I guess feces would
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catboy0_0
06/03/18 2:03:32 AM
#114:


bodily fluids
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MorbidFaithless
06/03/18 2:04:39 AM
#115:


I don't like ketchup or those really crispy whispy fried onions. Love onions but not like that.
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Ivany2008
06/03/18 2:09:46 AM
#116:


Tomatoes and Lettuce. Whenever mom makes burgers she puts in a mixture of Ketchup, Cheeze Whiz, Mustard, Mayonaise, and Relish, all mixed up in a bowl, which tastes incredible with raw onions.
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MuayThai85
06/03/18 2:10:44 AM
#117:


Vegetables of any kind.
All condiments besides ketchup or bbq sauce.
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TeaMilk
06/03/18 2:12:55 AM
#118:


tomatoes fs

i'm fine with pretty much any other traditional topping
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/03/18 2:14:56 AM
#119:


Common toppings? Onions.

Uncommon toppings: cilantro, pineapple
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Gafemage
06/03/18 2:15:10 AM
#120:


008Zulu posted...
Pickles, tomato, beetroot, pineapple and onion.

Are you Australian? If so, that seems almost treasonous.
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vicedungwinsgam
06/03/18 2:20:53 AM
#121:


Pickles

Destroys anything it touches
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xxdudeyy
06/03/18 2:40:49 AM
#122:


Strawberries
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ProfessorKukui
06/03/18 2:41:41 AM
#123:


avocados
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FluttershyPony
06/03/18 2:43:40 AM
#124:


Not a topping but brioche buns.

Seriously get that SUGARBREAD out of my fucking hamburger you FAT FUCK!
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FL81
06/03/18 2:52:09 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/03/18 3:06:41 AM
#126:


Dee
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Ivany2008
06/03/18 3:22:04 AM
#127:


FluttershyPony posted...
Not a topping but brioche buns.

Seriously get that SUGARBREAD out of my fucking hamburger you FAT FUCK!


I'm the same but with Pretzel Buns. Wendy's brought it over and it was disgusting.
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Malcrasternus
06/03/18 3:30:16 AM
#128:


Tomato.

Not a fan of mayo either, but only if the burger is getting murdered by it.
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Aristoph
06/03/18 4:02:30 AM
#129:


Paragon21XX posted...
There is no such thing as a vegetable in botany, and the definition of vegetable includes fruit if it is used as a vegetable in dishes. You are just splitting hairs unnecessarily here.


A vegetable is any consumable plant part which is not a seed or a fruit. Things such as leaves, stems, roots, flowers, etc. A tomato is a consumable plant part that is a fruit, therefore it is not a vegetable. Just because it's used like a "vegetable" in cooking does not mean it is a vegetable. An eggplant is another one that is used like a vegetable when cooking but is also, in fact, a fruit.

The term "vegetable" is basically a catch-all term for anything that is not already in another category. You wouldn't call a mushroom a vegetable, would you? Of course not. Even though it's often treated as a vegetable in cooking, it's already in another category: fungi. A tomato is a fruit. It's not that complicated.
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MarshallStack
06/03/18 5:02:26 AM
#130:


all of them

that stuff belongs under the top bun, not on top
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gabelogan54
06/03/18 5:02:59 AM
#131:


Cheese, onions, mayo
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frogman_295
06/03/18 5:04:24 AM
#132:


ketchup. i'm a mustard man aside from instances of french fries. Tomatoes are o.k. on a burger, though.
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Reis
06/03/18 5:06:12 AM
#133:


@KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Dee

Dee what?
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pres_madagascar
06/03/18 5:12:51 AM
#134:


Gafemage posted...
tennisdude818 posted...
Mayonnaise

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HitTheGroundWal
06/03/18 6:00:02 AM
#135:


Anything other than cheese or maybe mayo.
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myzz7
06/03/18 6:01:01 AM
#136:


red onion

why is that default at most burger places. literally clashes taste with the whole sandwich. fuck it.
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Nundulan
06/03/18 6:46:36 AM
#137:


Lordgold666 posted...
More than a single slice of tomato

Winner
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LightningAce11
06/03/18 6:47:50 AM
#138:


Beetroot.
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/03/18 6:52:03 AM
#139:


@Aristoph posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Bishop9800 posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
It's a vegetable.


Tomatoes are fruits.


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Most vegetables are botanical fruits. It's not something unique to tomatoes.


No, tomato is literally a fruit. It's objectively not a vegetable.

Tomatoes don't taste like fruit, they don't have the nutrients that a fruit does, and you don't put them in a fruit salad.

Here you go:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato

While tomatoes are botanically berry-type fruits, they are considered culinary vegetables as an ingredient or side dish for savory meals.[3]

Tomatoes are fucking vegetables, just like you originally learned. The only people who push back on this are people who aren't aware of the whole botanical fruit/culinary vegetable thing that applies to a large swath of vegetables.
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Aristoph
06/03/18 8:09:26 AM
#140:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Tomatoes don't taste like fruit, they don't have the nutrients that a fruit does, and you don't put them in a fruit salad.

Here you go:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato

While tomatoes are botanically berry-type fruits, they are considered culinary vegetables as an ingredient or side dish for savory meals.[3]

Tomatoes are f***ing vegetables, just like you originally learned. The only people who push back on this are people who aren't aware of the whole botanical fruit/culinary vegetable thing that applies to a large swath of vegetables.


I originally learned, correctly, that tomatoes are fruit. Just like your own link says. It then says that they are considered (i.e. "used like") vegetables when cooking. That doesn't change the fact that they are objectively fucking fruit. Don't be dense.

Mushrooms are also used as an ingredient or side dish for savory meals. That doesn't make them fucking vegetables. They're still fungi. They just serve the same purpose as a vegetable in some dishes. Seriously, this isn't rocket science. A tomato is a fruit. A mushroom is a fungi. Neither of them is a vegetable.
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008Zulu
06/03/18 8:19:59 AM
#141:


Gafemage posted...
008Zulu posted...
Pickles, tomato, beetroot, pineapple and onion.

Are you Australian? If so, that seems almost treasonous.


Born in America, raised in Australia. Liking beetroot has to be in the Aussie DNA.
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MarshallStack
06/03/18 8:35:13 AM
#142:


Reis posted...
@KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Dee

Dee what?


WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
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Error1355
06/03/18 8:43:38 AM
#143:


dodokiki posted...
Pickles

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ffmasterjose
06/03/18 9:05:19 AM
#144:


Onions
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DevsBro
06/03/18 9:38:06 AM
#146:


Tomato
Mayo
Not crazy about mustard but I can deal with it
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/03/18 10:46:04 AM
#147:


Reis posted...
@KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Dee

Dee what?


Deez nuts
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Error1355
06/03/18 12:49:10 PM
#148:


HAH

Gotem!
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PhazonReborn
06/03/18 12:50:58 PM
#149:


I usually can do without Mustard, myself.
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gnomefromnome
06/03/18 12:52:09 PM
#150:


lol
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