Poll of the Day > You meet the girl of your dreams

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TheWorstPoster
06/02/18 5:40:28 AM
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But it turns out that she is a parasite living in your intestines, because you accidentally ate raw meat.

How screwed are you?
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Sarcasthma
06/02/18 5:42:36 AM
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You're a parasite.
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Person106
06/02/18 6:02:53 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
You're a parasite.


He's the girl of my dreams.
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TheWorstPoster
06/04/18 6:49:39 PM
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bump
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Person106
06/04/18 6:56:11 PM
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Go make yourself a girled cheese sandwich.
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trentpac
06/04/18 7:20:37 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y04WG0Vbrj0" data-time="

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ClarkDuke
06/04/18 8:40:42 PM
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Person106
06/04/18 9:42:16 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
You're a parasite.


ok?
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ClarkDuke
06/05/18 4:20:20 AM
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Person106 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
You're a parasite.


ok?

ok?
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Revelation34
06/05/18 4:49:56 AM
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How does somebody accidently eat raw meat?
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rexcrk
06/05/18 5:29:02 AM
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TC living up to his username, I see.
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LinkPizza
06/05/18 10:45:20 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
How does somebody accidently eat raw meat?

You think its not raw, then it turns out youre wrong...
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Revelation34
06/05/18 1:52:27 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
You think its not raw, then it turns out youre wrong...


Meat changes color when cooked.
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wwinterj25
06/05/18 2:04:44 PM
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Guess I'm going to poop out a GF at some point.
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Person106
06/05/18 7:00:14 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Guess I'm going to poop out a GF at some point.


You meet the girl of your dreams. She swims up out of the toilet drain like an eldritch entity, grabs you by the balls, and drags you under.

How screwed are you?
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Revelation34
06/05/18 7:46:26 PM
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Person106 posted...

You meet the girl of your dreams. She swims up out of the toilet drain like an eldritch entity, grabs you by the balls, and drags you under.

How screwed are you?


Well I would already be dead at that point since drains are tiny.
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Zikten
06/05/18 8:00:54 PM
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you meet the girl of your dreams. a female Freddy Krueger. she slices you up with her claws
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Person106
06/06/18 6:20:01 AM
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GanglyKhan
06/06/18 6:53:46 AM
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Are you a writer for Rick & Morty?
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